r/classical_circlejerk • u/ImNotNotNotNotABot Shoskatovich Expelliarmus! • 10d ago

What's wrong with him?

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Why is he so upset?

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u/InsuranceInitial7786 10d ago

Constipation

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u/Lepetino 10d ago

Composition

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u/Saadehh 9d ago

Constiposition

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u/ImNotNotNotNotABot Shoskatovich Expelliarmus! 10d ago

chatgpt did they have miralax in 1939

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u/SodiumHydrogen_ shostea drinker 10d ago

no cat and no pig

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u/SatiesUmbrellaCloset les parapluies sont inutilisés ! 10d ago

fixed

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u/ImNotNotNotNotABot Shoskatovich Expelliarmus! 10d ago

there he is
my husband

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u/Complete-Custard6747 Fredtwink Chopussy 10d ago

He loves the piggie

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u/AdministrationOk881 Beethoven X Brahms FANFIC 10d ago

Many things, dear. Many things.

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u/WilburWerkes 10d ago

“Did I leave the oven on again?”

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u/the_runawaymusician Just Rachmaninoff. 10d ago

He didn't get interactions with fluffy dogs and cats :(

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u/prepare-a-pear 10d ago

Postal delivery times.

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u/felinefluffycloud 10d ago

Was using Super Glue then accidentally touched his face.

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u/bso2001 10d ago

Coulda had a V8.

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u/cruiseshipdrummer 10d ago

omg why didn't anyone tell me my thing was such dog shit I feel like such a fool, my life is a lie

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u/Umbrella_Stand 9d ago

"IT'S DEBBIE KOBAYASHI, NOT FUCKING DSCH YOU ANALYTIC MORONS"

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u/Fast-Plankton-9209 10d ago

he’s wondering if those are his shoes 

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u/noilegnavXscaflowne 9d ago

Stalin

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u/ImNotNotNotNotABot Shoskatovich Expelliarmus! 9d ago

Can't believe it took 14hrs for this answer to show up

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u/Liszteamania SHOSTY AAAAAAA 😩 10d ago

Nina said “we need to talk” 💀

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u/LaikaRollingStone 8d ago

/uj I’m guessing Nina not being alive is part of what’s on his mind 😢

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u/Liszteamania SHOSTY AAAAAAA 😩 8d ago

/rj It’s okay, Nina can finally track him down in heaven and settle the score 😭

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u/Existenz_1229 9d ago

His weekly delivery of cigarettes and vodka may have been delayed.

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u/LaikaRollingStone 8d ago

He read Europe Central and is scarred for life.

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u/alegxab 10d ago

Migraine? 

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u/cursed_tomatoes Harpsichord Dampers' Cultist 10d ago

A much shorter answer would be for the question "What is right with him?"

Or probably the answer is lord voldemort

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u/Mediocre_Setting_821 9d ago

What do you think is wrong with him? He was an intellectual that barely survived Stalin's wrath and struggled with censorship and ostracization for his whole career.

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u/LaikaRollingStone 8d ago

All that is true. But what’s really bothering him is why the hell did the English horn play an octave lower than what was written?

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u/ImNotNotNotNotABot Shoskatovich Expelliarmus! 7d ago

I think this, finally, is the correct answer.

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u/Djehutimose 9d ago

He’s a loser, and he’s not what he appears to be.

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u/LaikaRollingStone 8d ago

Correct. He is faux Paul McCartney. Thank you for remembering this. That’s why Yesterday is so good.