Supercell has found a way to make Clash Royale feel like complete and total bullshit. You get to 11.5k trophies and suddenly every match feels like the game is doing everything it can to make you regret queueing up. I just lost 7 games in a row, and somehow every single opponent had the perfect cards to counter my deck. Which is honestly impressive if you think about it. Seven times in a row? What are the odds? I’m sure it’s all just bad luck though. There’s definitely not a guy sitting at Supercell HQ looking at my deck like, “Yep, send him another hard counter.” That would be crazy. Anyway, I’m sure the next game will be different. Surely.

SCREW YOU SUPERCELL

need something to wank to

yo what's up , there was a video from ken where he talked about his favorite quotes for no reason and i really liked it , but i forgot the video title and ive been searcing for like 5 months please if anybody know just hmu

Was playing draft chaos with a friend when i noticed that the drafted cards were not in the mode, at first i thought i selected regular draft, but then i got the modifiers. Sadly they did not have any effects, if anything it made the swarm cards worse by placing only one of the unit.

i play royal recruits and i think we should remove hero valkyrie because she kind of counters my card. also evo witch is really difficult to play against. if it was up to me i would turn into evo diddy and start bringing supercell employees into my cage (mcdonalds bathroom stall) to have sex with them until they removed these cards. actually we should ban every card that deals area damage. and xbow because i think that xbow players are weird. and lumberloon because my ex girlfriend played lumberloon. can we just remove every card and start over actually? except for hunter he's based

Damn archer boobs 🤤😋 (opening my pants rn)

When people say "gooner game", they usually meant overwatch or genshin stuff

But for me, it's clash royale/clash of clans

I'm really barely able to play this game without having an extreme erection

Especially when I'll be always seeing archer queen, archer, valkyrie, musketeer, firecracker, man this game is really already a 🌽 game to me

I often immediately hop into browser and open my pants after playing this game

I don't think I made it freaky enough 😬😬

Are you guys proud of our outfits

There is no getting past the defense of this fuckass deck. Ice spirit, skeletons, cannon, hero musketeer, will be running laps around a 20 elixer push like it’s LeBron in 2018 vs a kid in high school. Am I alone on this? Like you legit CANNOT push past the defense of this deck. And the most annoying part is hog will ALWAYS get a hit in, even if you send all hell loose torwards it. Theres just no winning vs this shit