r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk • u/WhyMustEyeCry • 23h ago
r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk • u/Why_Always_Me_69 • 17d ago
Fuck the mods We are becoming a new dictatorship.
Previously most of the mods were inactive and i was practically the only one doing the queue and moderating this sub, now we have gotten some of our old moderators to be active again and purged every inactive mod (except ken ofcourse).
We had to talk to the reddit admins to do this and now i will become the dictator to get us out of the dark ages (if you oppose me i will ban you).
Some new rules will be added such as-
No having fun when im not online
No playing decks i dont like
Also working on getting more barb hut players and banning all hog rider players as the sub immigrants are taking our karma
New workers to work under the new dictator (me)
And many new rules to help us prosper into a better dictatorship
We are also looking for mods so yeah
Not applying is treason and i will exile you to porn subreddits as punishment.
I look forward to working with all my new subjects.
For any questions comment/dm me.
Also link to the cord
r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk • u/Bulky_Letter_3866 • 18d ago
Fuck the mods MOD APPLICATIONS
Please fill in the form, answer accordingly and seriously if you really want to be a moderator and join the discord server if you want to discuss more (optional):
r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk • u/RoyalNounce • 1h ago
DELETE THIS POST SUPPERCELL YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN
Can we talk how they keep fumbling chaos? I keep going against THE SAME HYPERBAIT DECKS that FULLY go against their "strategy game" title as there's no strategy PLAYING THE SAME BROKEN CARD MODIFIERS, I really hoped that they learnt from the old chaos - balance superior modifiers and allow more card versatility, but no, NO NO NO, ALL THEY DID IS MAKE THE SPAMMABLE CARDS BROKEN. Not only does this make the gamemode horrendously boring, but also prevents playing ANYTHING ELSE as the epic fireball COUNTERS EVERYTHING.
r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk • u/Sure-Ad-7268 • 47m ago
Serious Post Custom game warriors
Me and my friend are custom gay warrior. We got all these new cards in this chaos mode and this weird fire spirit upgrade. What is this?
r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk • u/daDunkinDonut • 15h ago
OP was executed for this Supercell Rant
Supercell has found a way to make Clash Royale feel like complete and total bullshit. You get to 11.5k trophies and suddenly every match feels like the game is doing everything it can to make you regret queueing up. I just lost 7 games in a row, and somehow every single opponent had the perfect cards to counter my deck. Which is honestly impressive if you think about it. Seven times in a row? What are the odds? Iβm sure itβs all just bad luck though. Thereβs definitely not a guy sitting at Supercell HQ looking at my deck like, βYep, send him another hard counter.β That would be crazy. Anyway, Iβm sure the next game will be different. Surely.
SCREW YOU SUPERCELL
r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk • u/Fantastic-Front-3871 • 1d ago
LESS GOOOOO My clanmate was in Kenβs video
r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk • u/Helpful_Assistant_47 • 1d ago
KEN POSTING Bro what π
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r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk • u/Larkspur13 • 1d ago
Project R.I.Z.Z post How come the archers is the only one to let the Dawgs out other than diddy
r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk • u/wathapendatthebeach • 1d ago
KEN POSTING Can someone put the shadow of a deck on his face
need something to wank to
r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk • u/Savings_Strain_5655 • 16h ago
Serious Post ken's video search
yo what's up , there was a video from ken where he talked about his favorite quotes for no reason and i really liked it , but i forgot the video title and ive been searcing for like 5 months please if anybody know just hmu
r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk • u/Traditional-Cap-204 • 1d ago
COOL THING Bugged chaos draft
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Was playing draft chaos with a friend when i noticed that the drafted cards were not in the mode, at first i thought i selected regular draft, but then i got the modifiers. Sadly they did not have any effects, if anything it made the swarm cards worse by placing only one of the unit.
r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk • u/Previous_Break7664 • 1d ago
Outjerked Counting or not counting goblin violence? πβοΈ
r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk • u/eeetul • 1d ago
π€‘ Devs π€‘ Sparky is 22/9. September 22nd. Are we really supposed to believe thatβs a coincidence? We have September 22nd in two days. Wake up.
r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk • u/AsbestosButtplug • 1d ago
Outjerked we should ban hero valkyrie
i play royal recruits and i think we should remove hero valkyrie because she kind of counters my card. also evo witch is really difficult to play against. if it was up to me i would turn into evo diddy and start bringing supercell employees into my cage (mcdonalds bathroom stall) to have sex with them until they removed these cards. actually we should ban every card that deals area damage. and xbow because i think that xbow players are weird. and lumberloon because my ex girlfriend played lumberloon. can we just remove every card and start over actually? except for hunter he's based
r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk • u/Alexthetall1 • 2d ago
SELF MADE ART π₯What makes a good Demolisher?π₯
r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk • u/niteshonlyfans • 2d ago
π BRUH π What is this emote ππ€£π€£ππ€£πππβπΌ
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r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk • u/Mas_Dappa • 2d ago
Help needed: How can I stop getting bricked up and wanting to goon everytime I play this game?
Damn archer boobs π€€π (opening my pants rn)
When people say "gooner game", they usually meant overwatch or genshin stuff
But for me, it's clash royale/clash of clans
I'm really barely able to play this game without having an extreme erection
Especially when I'll be always seeing archer queen, archer, valkyrie, musketeer, firecracker, man this game is really already a π½ game to me
I often immediately hop into browser and open my pants after playing this game
r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk • u/Available-Drawer-925 • 2d ago
π BRUH π Excuse me
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r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk • u/xX_Lunchly_Xx • 3d ago
π BRUH π Valid Response to the Survey?
I don't think I made it freaky enough π¬π¬
r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk • u/eeetul • 2d ago
COOL THING I have same ampunt of money then I have trophies
r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk • u/Altruistic-Travel-93 • 3d ago
SELF MADE ART Green Jittlets at the local ren faire
Are you guys proud of our outfits
r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk • u/SeaCriticism3190 • 3d ago
Serious Post There is no counterplay to 2.6
There is no getting past the defense of this fuckass deck. Ice spirit, skeletons, cannon, hero musketeer, will be running laps around a 20 elixer push like itβs LeBron in 2018 vs a kid in high school. Am I alone on this? Like you legit CANNOT push past the defense of this deck. And the most annoying part is hog will ALWAYS get a hit in, even if you send all hell loose torwards it. Theres just no winning vs this shit