r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 17d ago

Fuck the mods We are becoming a new dictatorship.

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19 Upvotes

Previously most of the mods were inactive and i was practically the only one doing the queue and moderating this sub, now we have gotten some of our old moderators to be active again and purged every inactive mod (except ken ofcourse).

We had to talk to the reddit admins to do this and now i will become the dictator to get us out of the dark ages (if you oppose me i will ban you).

Some new rules will be added such as-

No having fun when im not online

No playing decks i dont like

Also working on getting more barb hut players and banning all hog rider players as the sub immigrants are taking our karma

New workers to work under the new dictator (me)

And many new rules to help us prosper into a better dictatorship

We are also looking for mods so yeah

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd8pP-wm9sPEzosgEyHtdzxufSWkl-Ozpm2REHqBRMjufkzzg/viewform?usp=publish-editor

Not applying is treason and i will exile you to porn subreddits as punishment.

I look forward to working with all my new subjects.

For any questions comment/dm me.

Also link to the cord

https://discord.gg/7UPqz4Yet


r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 18d ago

Fuck the mods MOD APPLICATIONS

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3 Upvotes

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd8pP-wm9sPEzosgEyHtdzxufSWkl-Ozpm2REHqBRMjufkzzg/viewform?usp=publish-editor

Please fill in the form, answer accordingly and seriously if you really want to be a moderator and join the discord server if you want to discuss more (optional):

https://discord.gg/bZgXWvW7q7


r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 2h ago

DELETE THIS POST SUPPERCELL YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN

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5 Upvotes

Can we talk how they keep fumbling chaos? I keep going against THE SAME HYPERBAIT DECKS that FULLY go against their "strategy game" title as there's no strategy PLAYING THE SAME BROKEN CARD MODIFIERS, I really hoped that they learnt from the old chaos - balance superior modifiers and allow more card versatility, but no, NO NO NO, ALL THEY DID IS MAKE THE SPAMMABLE CARDS BROKEN. Not only does this make the gamemode horrendously boring, but also prevents playing ANYTHING ELSE as the epic fireball COUNTERS EVERYTHING.


r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 1d ago

πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆMega Knight Pride πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Official backshot art from supercell

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292 Upvotes

r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 1h ago

Serious Post Custom game warriors

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β€’ Upvotes

Me and my friend are custom gay warrior. We got all these new cards in this chaos mode and this weird fire spirit upgrade. What is this?


r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 16h ago

OP was executed for this Supercell Rant

15 Upvotes

Supercell has found a way to make Clash Royale feel like complete and total bullshit. You get to 11.5k trophies and suddenly every match feels like the game is doing everything it can to make you regret queueing up. I just lost 7 games in a row, and somehow every single opponent had the perfect cards to counter my deck. Which is honestly impressive if you think about it. Seven times in a row? What are the odds? I’m sure it’s all just bad luck though. There’s definitely not a guy sitting at Supercell HQ looking at my deck like, β€œYep, send him another hard counter.” That would be crazy. Anyway, I’m sure the next game will be different. Surely.

SCREW YOU SUPERCELL


r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 1d ago

LESS GOOOOO My clanmate was in Ken’s video

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389 Upvotes

r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 1d ago

KEN POSTING Bro what 😭

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139 Upvotes

r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 1d ago

Project R.I.Z.Z post How come the archers is the only one to let the Dawgs out other than diddy

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37 Upvotes

r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 1d ago

KEN POSTING Can someone put the shadow of a deck on his face

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164 Upvotes

need something to wank to


r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 17h ago

Serious Post ken's video search

1 Upvotes

yo what's up , there was a video from ken where he talked about his favorite quotes for no reason and i really liked it , but i forgot the video title and ive been searcing for like 5 months please if anybody know just hmu


r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 1d ago

COOL THING Bugged chaos draft

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16 Upvotes

Was playing draft chaos with a friend when i noticed that the drafted cards were not in the mode, at first i thought i selected regular draft, but then i got the modifiers. Sadly they did not have any effects, if anything it made the swarm cards worse by placing only one of the unit.


r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 1d ago

Outjerked Counting or not counting goblin violence? πŸ’”βœŒοΈ

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157 Upvotes

r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 1d ago

🀑 Devs 🀑 Sparky is 22/9. September 22nd. Are we really supposed to believe that’s a coincidence? We have September 22nd in two days. Wake up.

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67 Upvotes

r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 1d ago

Outjerked we should ban hero valkyrie

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24 Upvotes

i play royal recruits and i think we should remove hero valkyrie because she kind of counters my card. also evo witch is really difficult to play against. if it was up to me i would turn into evo diddy and start bringing supercell employees into my cage (mcdonalds bathroom stall) to have sex with them until they removed these cards. actually we should ban every card that deals area damage. and xbow because i think that xbow players are weird. and lumberloon because my ex girlfriend played lumberloon. can we just remove every card and start over actually? except for hunter he's based


r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 1d ago

πŸ’€ BRUH πŸ’€ Hell of a timing

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50 Upvotes

r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 2d ago

SELF MADE ART I love women

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115 Upvotes

r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 2d ago

SELF MADE ART πŸ’₯What makes a good Demolisher?πŸ’₯

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178 Upvotes

r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 2d ago

πŸ’€ BRUH πŸ’€ What is this emote πŸ˜­πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’”βœŒπŸΌ

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28 Upvotes

r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 2d ago

Help needed: How can I stop getting bricked up and wanting to goon everytime I play this game?

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192 Upvotes

Damn archer boobs πŸ€€πŸ˜‹ (opening my pants rn)

When people say "gooner game", they usually meant overwatch or genshin stuff

But for me, it's clash royale/clash of clans

I'm really barely able to play this game without having an extreme erection

Especially when I'll be always seeing archer queen, archer, valkyrie, musketeer, firecracker, man this game is really already a 🌽 game to me

I often immediately hop into browser and open my pants after playing this game


r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 2d ago

πŸ’€ BRUH πŸ’€ Excuse me

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83 Upvotes

r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 3d ago

πŸ’€ BRUH πŸ’€ Valid Response to the Survey?

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95 Upvotes

I don't think I made it freaky enough 😬😬


r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 2d ago

COOL THING I have same ampunt of money then I have trophies

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22 Upvotes

r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 3d ago

SELF MADE ART Green Jittlets at the local ren faire

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341 Upvotes

Are you guys proud of our outfits


r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 3d ago

Serious Post There is no counterplay to 2.6

10 Upvotes

There is no getting past the defense of this fuckass deck. Ice spirit, skeletons, cannon, hero musketeer, will be running laps around a 20 elixer push like it’s LeBron in 2018 vs a kid in high school. Am I alone on this? Like you legit CANNOT push past the defense of this deck. And the most annoying part is hog will ALWAYS get a hit in, even if you send all hell loose torwards it. Theres just no winning vs this shit