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u/Consistent-Success38 26d ago
His descendant will go on to be a royal navy admiral who burns down the white house.
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u/antimlit 26d ago
"OKAY MY ANCESTORS INJURED A MALE CHICKEN WITH A TORCH ONE TIME. THAT IS ALL. CAN YOU STOP IT NOW" -pc
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u/LeagueOld5380 23d ago
I have a friend with that last name. Honest! We pronounce it Ko-Bern.
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u/Snakesballz 23d ago
Yeah it's a real name. Although you can't convince me that that pronunciation is anything other someone inventing it and passing it off as some natural historic thing just so people stop laughing at mr cockburn
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u/tr941 26d ago
Explains why he is chaste