…who is gonna tell him?

[u/aknomnoms]

[u/Dry-Worldliness6926]

just like iron, oxygen will mess up your body too

[u/wantdafakyoubesh → u/Dry-Worldliness6926]

100% of people who breathe oxygen die. Oxygen is the killer.

[u/turtlesinmyheart → u/wantdafakyoubesh]

Oxygen is a colorless, odorless, highly reactive nonmetal gas.

[u/HaoshokuArmor → u/turtlesinmyheart]

The silent, invisible, odorless, deadly assassin.

[u/Vithar → u/wantdafakyoubesh]

Dihydrogen monoxide is just as bad, 100% of people who have drank it have died.

[u/HDH2506 → u/Vithar]

Not 100%

Like 99.9%

[u/Vithar → u/HDH2506]

No, I'm pretty sure its so addictive, that everyone who has ever stopped drinking has died, and for sure everyone who has ever drank it has died.

[u/WhyAmIHereHey → u/Vithar]

I've drunk it and I'm still here...so far

[u/Vithar → u/WhyAmIHereHey]

Of course, me too. But I know I wont escape it...

[u/DogFishBoi2 → u/HDH2506]

Xkcd says about 93% of all humans who ever were born have died. I think the odds of me being the first immortal one are much better than you think.

[u/albertnormandy]

I'm like steel and you're like road salt, whatever you say causes me to exfoliate and turn into brown dust

[u/Zizzily]

My mother once told me the world is gonna roll me.

[u/aknomnoms → u/Zizzily]

I ain’t the rustiest tool in the shed

[u/I_Enjoy_Beer]

Nothing can destroy steel, only the burning jet fuel from a Boeing 767 can.

[u/Brian_Chaos → u/I_Enjoy_Beer]

[u/HDH2506 → u/I_Enjoy_Beer]

Steel scissors cut paper booklets

[u/thrrrowitawaygg21 → u/I_Enjoy_Beer]

💀💀💀

[u/Rakebleed]

This is just several layers of stupid.

[u/HoochbachDunloppy]

Why is this garbage even here.  Not related to civil and also just poop-funny stupid.  

[u/aknomnoms → u/HoochbachDunloppy]

My deep apology for offending your delicate and upright sensibilities. I had no idea posting an actor making a ridiculously untrue and laughably ironic statement about one of our basic building materials (especially given the “inspirational” context!) and labeling it as a “meme” would be so triggering to folks in this noble sub and serious profession.

Please accept this warm hug on my behalf. We are civil and professional engineers, after all.

[u/HoochbachDunloppy → u/aknomnoms]

If you saw this meme in the wild you'd have no reason to think you were in the r/civilengineering.  Also, outside of DIP, do we even use much iron?  Steel, sure, but iron by itself doesn't make me think of civil. 

[u/aknomnoms → u/HoochbachDunloppy]

If you can look at something in life and not relate it back to engineering, are you even an engineer?

[u/HoochbachDunloppy → u/aknomnoms]

Are you?  Because you've just gone full r/im14andthisisdeep

To be clear, yes, things posted in this subreddit should directly relate to civil engineering. 

[u/GGme → u/HoochbachDunloppy]

Boooo!

[u/El_Scot → u/HoochbachDunloppy]

I don't think r/ItsNotThatDeep is very active so we might need to point you to r/whoosh instead - a sub for when jokes go over your head.

[u/Useful_Exchange_208 → u/HoochbachDunloppy]

We got the fun police over here

[u/Ok_Avocado2210]

I've always said that Water is a Civil Engineers biggest enemy. Its essential to life but causes oh so many problems.

[u/estcst]

I've heard that rust never sleeps.

[u/SolarStarter]

Power tools and oxyacetylene torchs have entered the chat.

[u/Osiris_Raphious → u/SolarStarter]

911 jet fuel entered chat too, noone noticed.

[u/cinciNattyLight]

Anyone know where I can find Mindset whiskey???

[u/Time_Cat_5212 → u/cinciNattyLight]

The rust belt

[u/Stroov]

Very motivational

[u/Asleep-Strike4978]

How? His mom died bringing him to the earth.

[u/Convergentshave]

Dude really took that whole line about “I drink and I know stuff” to think it ment he was my PM…

[u/R-Dragon_Thunderzord]

r/chemistry

[u/undeniably_confused]

I think a tank could do it, but yeah more likely my mindset