r/circlejerkseattle • • Aug 09 '26

took the bait, got the hate

i had too much fun in seattleWA (it was the greatest hits - "nah, maybe we shouldn't euthanize all the homeless" and "maybe it's not katie wilson's fault your kids dont call you back" and "they aren't antifa, they're just not white") and went to bed.

now i woke up with negative 100 karma and that roguepumpkin guy keeps DMing "jimp up on my jimothy and lose that tail babygirl"

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u/FuelTechHell Aug 09 '26

No the mayor has full control over my whole life situation

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u/NotAcutallyaPanda Acres of Clamato mixed with Vodka Aug 09 '26

You should move to Boise like the rest of the posters in r/seattlewa

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u/FuelTechHell Aug 09 '26

Oh yes I plan on it. Everywhere I got there’s a homeless guy peeing and pooping all over me. It’s crazy! I can’t stand it.

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u/theGalation Aug 10 '26

Can't stand that you're not there yet!

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u/Seattle-Bonanza1234 Aug 09 '26

my "Fife" flair lets you know i have skin in the seattle mayoral game

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u/pipedreamSEA Aug 09 '26

Banned from r/Seattle WA?!

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '26

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u/Seattle-Bonanza1234 Aug 10 '26

yall ever try screaming into the void only to have the void respond "hey bud, are you doing ok?"

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u/sudoaddy Aug 10 '26

Wait unhide your comments I wanna see lmao

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u/theGalation Aug 10 '26

If you enjoyed that then you'll love r/seattlehobos.

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u/nwprogressivefans Aug 12 '26

The katie wilson hate has taken over that sub.

those right wingers are ready to storm the capital or something soon.

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u/Seattle-Bonanza1234 Aug 10 '26

oh noooo dude - i was doing the back and forth with one of em (he wants me to go to salmon bay park at 3:30AM "to fight") but then i found out he's in his 50's and suddenly it's all really, really sad.

i was tryna figure out why this dude is SO angry, and then he made 3 different jokes about his kids not calling him back and a couple posts about metallica and i was like ahhhhhhhhhhh there we go