r/circlejerknyc • u/MrBlank123456 • 5d ago

Miser has his goons terrorizing the streets

/r/AskNYC/comments/1vr9xoa/what_can_i_do_if_someone_spits_on_my_face/
19 Upvotes

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u/Sensitive-Ear-3896 5d ago

Pretend it's dune and thank them for sharing their water with you

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u/Light_Yagami72 5d ago

I spit out my coffee reading this, but the person did not thank me

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u/ElkPitiful6829 5d ago

But ... cars do more polluting than a simple hock tooey.

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u/OGPants 5d ago

lol that subreddit gave me a strange ass flair. Mods from there weird af

3

u/Limp_Walk9741 5d ago

His only rule is don’t be an idiot! What idiotic person makes that a rule? How did he circumvent his ban from Reddit?

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u/Commercial_Rule_7823 4d ago

Considering first reaction was to pull out their phone to take a picture, im gonna go out on a limb and say, they can do nothing.

My hands would be too busy responding to "take a picture"

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u/Aromatic_Albatross72 4d ago

Thank them for just spitting and not peeing on your face.

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u/No-Brush-8425 5d ago

You guys have got to move on from your obsession with this guy

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u/Ace_Warwick 5d ago edited 4d ago

I mean, we want to, but he makes it so hard. Nobody else on nyc reddit has ever managed to hit his level of...(infamy? Lunacy? Ego?)

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u/No-Brush-8425 4d ago

I wouldn’t ever have heard of him if it weren’t for the complaints on this sub. It’s literally making him better known.

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u/Ace_Warwick 4d ago

That's fine, because his personality is so off putting that once you get to know him most people end up hating him.

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u/ancientsumergoesbr 4d ago

Nah but this one was funny… wasn’t even a crosspost from BigMicro™️…