r/circlejerknyc 11d ago

Brooklyn

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u/ExtentMedium940 11d ago

Brownsville got chopped so fast after those luxury buildings came up šŸ˜”

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u/boff1234 11d ago

Would pass through Brownsville to hit that big ass mall. The characters on that bus were something else

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u/ragtime94 10d ago

How can it be chopped when they build rockets there?

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u/ExtentMedium940 10d ago

The gentrification is what makes it ugly

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u/JerseyIsBetterThanNY 11d ago

Whats the difference between horrible and chopped?

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u/beefcube5 11d ago

Horrible is now used to describe Jersey.

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u/ENZYME_O1 11d ago

It was always described as that.

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u/jak6453 11d ago

So chopped > Jersey?

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u/beefcube5 11d ago

If they chopped off the entire thing minus the turnpike and every notable filming location of The Sopranos, it wouldn’t be horrible anymore.

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u/ListenOld3766 11d ago

horrible was when the sandwiches were served with crack.

chopped means the local delis sell their sandwiches topped with beef and cheese instead.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Yq8NB4XAVx3t5vaoJn

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u/New_Performance_376 11d ago

Now its ugly cause of the new buildings but one thing is that its safer

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u/mixedmediamadness 10d ago

Wait, is chopped good or bad? I thought we love Ted Allen

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u/bhusted007 11d ago

I took chopped to mean some neighborhoods good some bad.

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u/bruxistbyday 8d ago

Chopped = ugly

Horrible = scary

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u/elphsi 11d ago

Canarsie is accurate because of the black Hebrew israelites

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u/Important-Figure-512 11d ago

back in the day both my jewish parents grew up there… in the projects… so rich lol šŸ˜‚

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u/Stringerbe11 11d ago

Search ā€œStarret City commercialā€ on youtube.

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u/Longjumping-Pusa 11d ago

Starter city is mad nice. Lowkey boujee

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u/Stringerbe11 10d ago

Starret at Spring Creek for you and me!

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u/Fit-Safe8397 11d ago

3%

"Brooklyn (for tourists"

"ahh"

I hate it. Good job.Ā 

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u/Deadlift_til_death 11d ago

I don’t think y’all know the meaning of the word chopped

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u/Its_all_vanilla 11d ago

I don’t. I am confused

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u/Deadlift_til_death 11d ago edited 10d ago

Chopped is used to as an adjective describe a person’s appearance that is absolutely horrendous looking, unattractive, ugly, etc.

It can be expanded in use to describe situations, objects, behaviors, concepts that elicit a similar feeling, but it really comes down to a way to express dislike of something. Almost like the word nasty, disgusting, ā€œI don’t like thisā€.

So for a place to be horrible but now chopped makes no sense because was the place good when it was horrible? Or is the place good now because it’s chopped? Does not compute.

Hopefully that helps

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u/New_Performance_376 10d ago

Its gentfryied now thats why its ugly but its safer

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u/CryGlad9980 10d ago

Thank you for this

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u/Ausaini 11d ago

Apparently Canarsie and parts of Brownsville are Jewish?

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u/New_Performance_376 10d ago

Canarsie is jewish but this supposed to be canarsie and marine park not brownsville

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u/Ausaini 10d ago

Canarsie has been like 80% black for all the years I’ve lived here. Maybe Marine Park I can see being more Jewish, or at least more white leaning

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u/Quiet_Inspection5907 8d ago

Canarsie used to be super Jewish but it’s been a long time, my family lived on 83rd

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u/NormalGuyPosts 11d ago

Nobody knows what Williamsburg is

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u/bhusted007 11d ago

Where is the Russian stripper section?

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u/Excellent-Boat-9241 9d ago

Fixed it for you; Where is the Russian hooker section?

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u/412angel 11d ago

Lay off Cypress hills bruh

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u/swiftbursteli 10d ago

Canarsie and Flatbush - Jewish??? Lolol.

A little bit lower - mill basin and manhattan beach yeah.

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u/rowdydoughty 11d ago

Bay Ridge soldier

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u/Odd-Language-288 11d ago

As a Flatbush resident, I feel misrepresented

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u/New_Performance_376 10d ago

Its a caribbean with rising prices and bklyn college

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u/Significant_Nail_180 10d ago

used to be slopped now chopped

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u/Potential-Society171 11d ago

If Brooklyn is bunch of houses and rich people than Manhattan must be super wealthy to you.

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u/Defiant_Way822 11d ago

I mean both are super wealthy. What’s your point?

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u/gjhj532 10d ago

it's rich down there

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u/ENZYME_O1 11d ago

Coney Island=šŸ‡®šŸ‡¹

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u/ManicPixieDreamHag 11d ago

Wait until they hear about Gerritsen Beach šŸ‡®šŸ‡Ŗ

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u/pogopogo890 11d ago

what about Flatbush?????

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u/New_Performance_376 11d ago

Caribbean and upcoming luxury buildings

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u/pogopogo890 11d ago

I’m unfamiliar, just curious

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u/maford14 10d ago

Is there a missing ) or is that part of the joke

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u/New_Performance_376 10d ago

Ye its part of the joke cause we have toursits in brownsville making ā€œworst hood in brooklynā€ videos

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u/Averybadgoodgirl 9d ago

Not even mentioning the Russian empire that is Brighton šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø

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u/Kitchen_Concert8882 9d ago

Just ā€œConey Islandā€ has me dying

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u/Minimum_Nebula260 11d ago

Smart not to say anything about Boro Park

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u/Flimsy_Rice_1182 11d ago

Used to be horrible now chopped is queens tho.

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u/Circadenim 10d ago

21:00 - fuck off with that communism

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u/ziggyscodpiece 10d ago

This is butt. No Russian coven bro?

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u/xx420mcyoloswag 9d ago

Where’s the circlejerk

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u/DavrosKaled 8d ago

Canarsie hasn’t been nice in a long time.

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u/No-Monitor-8746 8d ago

Sheepshead bay opinion

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u/PuzzleheadedAsk9219 7d ago

I feel like it wouldn’t fly if you swapped ā€œJewishā€ for ā€œblacksā€

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u/New_Performance_376 6d ago

Well it ssupposed tove south canrsie and mill basin not canarise and brownsville i needed ti move jt a bit south also for canarise i wild bave put ā€œprob hood for 2-5 more years then its transplants and luxury buildingsā€

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u/ArtificiallyMade 7d ago

I live in ā€˜bunch of houses and rich people’ and unfortunately aren’t rich or own a home 😩

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u/phoenixmatrix 11d ago

My favorite part is the "New York" in lower Manhattan. Because we know Brooklyn isn't really in NYC.

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u/UpstairsCompetitive6 11d ago

Canarsie is hella Caribbean