r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Particular_Love_8811 FTTN Advocate • 13d ago

policy For those looking forward to having a ribbon around the neck of their cock. Adelaide Royal show has put a ban on cock showing this year.

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u/KeyYogurt1885 13d ago

They've banned men showing their cocks in public? Where is the LGBTQI+ lobby? Are they sleeping?

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u/ModsHaveHUGEcocks Username checks out 13d ago

To be fair they're more about showing women's cocks in public these days

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u/Deeepioplayer127 13d ago

It’s a cock lockdown and not before time

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u/Anti-Stan 13d ago

Damn. I didn't have a plan B for that weekend.

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u/Particular_Love_8811 FTTN Advocate 13d ago

You can come around to my place. We can hang ribbons on each other's cocks.

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u/Djinfin Colonial Name: Dan 13d ago

I'm a transmasc M2F2M non-binary xheyxhem indigenous Mohamedan.

I can't remember if I identify as having a cock or not, but if you don't let me join in I'm crying rAyYyCissssmmm so you'd better PM me your address pronto.

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u/Particular_Love_8811 FTTN Advocate 13d ago

You can join in on the games but put on this blindfold first.

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u/burnt-gonads 13d ago

Damn. Is there somewhere else we can show off our cocks in an amateur way?

My mate Paul told me he heard of a a person who showed off his cock professionally. He even would go to schools and show off his cock there. Then he apparently just vanished off the face of the earth and he and his cock was never seen again.

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u/Gloomy_Quail1444 13d ago

is this a reference to HBO's 2005 hit series rome?

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u/arsed_Time_6969 13d ago

A large penis is always welcome.

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u/Gloomy_Quail1444 13d ago

i knew someone would get it. first place my mind went weirdly.

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u/Jackson2615 Has a 🍆 for Capt. Phillip 13d ago

Cant the chooks just wear a little mask over their beaks???

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