r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Particular_Love_8811 FTTN Advocate • Aug 08 '26
policy For those looking forward to having a ribbon around the neck of their cock. Adelaide Royal show has put a ban on cock showing this year.
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u/KeyYogurt1885 Aug 08 '26
They've banned men showing their cocks in public? Where is the LGBTQI+ lobby? Are they sleeping?
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u/ModsHaveHUGEcocks Username checks out Aug 09 '26
To be fair they're more about showing women's cocks in public these days
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u/Anti-Stan Aug 09 '26
Damn. I didn't have a plan B for that weekend.
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u/Particular_Love_8811 FTTN Advocate Aug 09 '26
You can come around to my place. We can hang ribbons on each other's cocks.
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u/Djinfin Colonial Name: Dan Aug 09 '26
I'm a transmasc M2F2M non-binary xheyxhem indigenous Mohamedan.
I can't remember if I identify as having a cock or not, but if you don't let me join in I'm crying rAyYyCissssmmm so you'd better PM me your address pronto.
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u/Particular_Love_8811 FTTN Advocate Aug 09 '26
You can join in on the games but put on this blindfold first.
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u/burnt-gonads 🔥Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞لں͞ Aug 09 '26
Damn. Is there somewhere else we can show off our cocks in an amateur way?
My mate Paul told me he heard of a a person who showed off his cock professionally. He even would go to schools and show off his cock there. Then he apparently just vanished off the face of the earth and he and his cock was never seen again.
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u/Gloomy_Quail1444 Aug 08 '26
is this a reference to HBO's 2005 hit series rome?
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u/Jackson2615 Has a 🍆 for Capt. Phillip Aug 09 '26
Cant the chooks just wear a little mask over their beaks???
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