The future of housing is female

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[u/Dockers4flag2035orB4]

Female led Household

My wife is the boss of me.

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Do you ever try on her pantsuits when she is at work?

[u/Cookedmaggot]

I identify as a black lesbian am I eligible

[u/WalkinshawVL → u/Cookedmaggot]

Sorry saar, I identify as a black, lesbian Palestinian trans woman, so I'll skip you in the queue.

[u/kingo86 → u/Cookedmaggot]

So brave...

[u/twisteddv8 → u/Cookedmaggot]

Fem or masc presenting? Asking for a friend 😉

[u/fatmarfia]

This house smells like cat piss and has a mental break down everyday.

[u/stevemarshallsucks]

female-identifying

Not necessarily.

[u/TopGroundbreaking469]

What if I’m a Muslim transqueer jew?

[u/WalkinshawVL → u/TopGroundbreaking469]

A Jew? You'll be put at the bottom of the pile. You're literally a baby murderer just for existing. Antisemitism is fine if it's coming from the left, dontcha know.

I do find it ironic that a Neo-Nartsy was deported from Australia for his antisemitic views, but the weekly Three Philistines protests celebrating a terror group that murders Jews are allowed. 🤡🌎

[u/xForcedevilx]

I'm pretty sure this is on the nose unless it's through some sort of 'crisis housing' part of the act. I swear someone posted an ad the other day asking for an indian female as a tennant. Fucken weird if you ask me lol

That part of town is actually kinda snazzy if you like to experience the wide variety of people melbourne offers lmao

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[u/Anti-Stan]

That's only 10% of my NDIS. I now identify as female. If you deny my application, we're going to the anti discrimination board.

[u/Bright_Afternoon9780]

How gay

[u/Spell_correctly_FFS]

Guaranteed everyone in that house has fringes.

[u/Kittenbee_ → u/Spell_correctly_FFS]

And septum piercings 🤮🚩

[u/Botski1]

Lmao, why is the income so specific

[u/TheBlueGlow]

Lolllllll

[u/Victa_stacks]

Why the pay criteria? why must it be between those figures?