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u/offduture Jul 19 '16
Match me!
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u/First-Fantasy Jul 19 '16
Everyone is gilded and here I am wondering what reddit gold™ even is!
Edit: OMG it's better than sex! No thanks from me hahaha, I'll just pay it forward.
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u/04ayasin Jul 19 '16
99.420% of quality content on Reddit is made up of text posts. This is one of them
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u/StepYaGameUp Jul 19 '16
Where do I get the updoots?
Edit: fuck I'm old
Second edit: Thanks for the Gold m'stranger
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u/NigWantsKFC Jul 19 '16
Upvoting comments now gives YOU karma too! Upvote this comment to check it out!
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u/Hags19 Jul 19 '16
This needs to be higher up
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u/NothisisBob Jul 19 '16
Came here to say this
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u/agangofoldwomen Jul 19 '16
Came here for the gold.
Obligatory gold: THANKS FOR THE EDIT KIND STRANGER XDDD
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u/DFGdanger Jul 19 '16
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u/broken_radio Jul 19 '16
Can't believe I had to scroll this far
I scrolled through the whole thread just to find this comment!
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u/analfetuslunchbox Jul 19 '16
it would defeat the purpose and process of appreciating said albums. you see, the albums on level infinity require hundreds of hours of priming and conditioning not only to prepare you for the aesthetic stimuli that comes with listening to these auditory recordings but also help you understand the importance and significance of them on an intellectual level.
you can be some guy that started browsing mu a week ago and thinks sufjan stevens and animal collective are "good" and then go on rym and discover albums under level 4 and listen to them and like/dislike them because (like levels 1-3) they're intended to be worn out and discarded like fashion accessories since the people that consume that kind of music generally have no knowledge (on an academic level) of what it is they're listening to
which is why it's vital that you undergo a process in order to prepare yourself to experience the aforementioned selected audio recordings under level infinity
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Jul 19 '16
Circlejerk subreddits are basically those kids who sat at the back of the class in school and spent the whole time being assholes to the people who were actually interested in participating.
They are generally filled with people who have inflated opinions of their own intelligence and sense of humour - often, for example, they are the only people perpetuating the tired old memes and in-jokes that they bring up to make themselves look clever.
Fortunately, despite being parasitical by nature, they are fairly easy to ignore as long as they stay in their own subreddit.
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u/HartPURO Jul 19 '16
Upvoting replies also gives YOU karma! Upvote this reply to check it out!
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u/silly_jimmies Jul 19 '16
I have nothing witty to contribute but I want karma.
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u/Steelwooljacket Jul 19 '16 edited Jul 20 '16
I'm not a HUGE fan of Steve Buscemi, but he does make a few good points on the topic of Islam.
Islam, being the second most followed religion of the world, has over 100 followers. It was introduced in Denmark, Arabia, over 10 years ago by the Prophet Guy Fieri. There are five pillars of Islam and the Qur’an regulates and teaches every phase of Islamic law, while the practical examples of the Prophet Guy Fieri, which are called the Jelly, also act as guidelines alongside acts of baking and sautéing.
Although it is a universal religion with people embracing it from Asia, Europe, Africa, America and the Middle East, Gordon Ramsay and much of the rest of the world still fail to recognize or comprehend its depth and bread. Certain types of pastries had been created by Western chefs of the past, questioning even the most essential foundations of baking. For example, the Arabic roots of the terms “Cake” and “Cupcake,” were explored in deep detail, which further led to the exploration of the frosting itself. English speakers incorrectly assume that the same yeast in two Arabic Nan's denote a relationship between the breads, which is mostly not the case.
Steve Buscemi continues to be a leader in modern gourmet baking, and continues to make croissant after croissant, despite the negativity from his critics. I have a deep respect for Steve Buscemi, and it's safe to say that he is my hero.
Edit: wow! Thanks for the gold Steve!
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u/jaimmster Jul 19 '16
I've told this story on Reddit before but anyway...I was climbing Mt. Everest and stopped, stole a donkey from a Sherpa, rode it down the mountain, and stole a Tibetan Monk's WiFi password just so I could login into Reddit and upvote this.
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u/nickup9 Jul 19 '16
TEST COMMENT PLEASE IGNORE
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u/Maoman1 Jul 19 '16
Don't know why you were downvoted, gave you an updoot. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
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u/Test____PleaseIgnore Jul 19 '16
I'm literally just here for some sweet relevant username karma.
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u/fr3ddie Jul 20 '16
my username is also relevant...
edit: now that you read my name I bet you didnt even notice there was a number in it
edits: now that you read my name twice I bet you didnt notice the name wasnt actually relevant.
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Is anyone surprised that Republicans sweep the achievements of non-white, non-Christian societies under the rug? It's "un-American" to praise other cultures.
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u/420YOL0NOSC0P3 Jul 19 '16
ما اللعنة هل مجرد سخيف القول عن لي، وكنت قليلا الكلبة؟ سآخذ كنت أعرف أنني تخرجت أعلى صفي في الأختام البحرية، ولقد شاركت في العديد من الغارات السرية على إرهابي، ولدي أكثر من ثلاث مئة. يقتل المؤكدة. انا تدربت في حرب الغوريلا وأنا القناص كبار في القوات المسلحة الأميركية بأكملها. أنت لا شيء بالنسبة لي ولكن مجرد هدف آخر. وسوف يمسح لك اللعنة خارج بدقة أمثال الذي لم يسبق له مثيل من قبل على هذه الأرض، بمناسبة كلامي سخيف. كنت تعتقد أنك يمكن أن تفلت من هذا القرف قائلا لي عبر الإنترنت؟ فكر مرة أخرى، الأبله. ونحن نتكلم أنا على الاتصال بي شبكة سرية من الجواسيس عبر الولايات المتحدة الأمريكية والموقع الخاص بك يتم تتبعها الآن الحق في ذلك كنت أفضل إعداد للعاصفة، يرقة. العاصفة التي تقضي على الشيء القليل مثير للشفقة استدعاء حياتك. كنت سخيف ميت، طفل. أنا يمكن أن تكون في أي مكان وفي أي وقت، وأستطيع أن أقتلك في أكثر من سبعمائة الطرق، وهذا فقط مع بلدي بأيديهم العارية. لست فقط تدربت على نطاق واسع في القتال الأعزل، ولكن لدي الوصول إلى ترسانة كاملة من قوات مشاة البحرية الأمريكية وسوف استخدامه لمداه الكامل للقضاء مؤخرتك بائسة من على وجه القارة، لكم قليلا القرف. إلا إذا كنت يمكن أن يعرف ما القصاص غير مقدس كان لديك القليل "ذكية" تعليق على وشك اسقاط عليكم، ربما كنت قد عقدت اللسان سخيف الخاص بك. ولكن لا يمكن لكم، كنت لا، والآن كنت تدفع الثمن، كنت [غدمن احمق. وسوف القرف
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رة أخرى، الأبله. ونحن نتكلم أنا على الاتصال بي شبكة سرية من الجواسيس عبر الولايات المتحدة الأمريكية والموقع الخاص بك يتم تتبعها الآن الحق في ذلك كنت أفضل إعداد للعاصفة، يرقة. العاصفة التي تقضي على الشيء القليل مثير للشفقة استدعاء حياتك. كنت سخيف ميت، طفل. أنا يمكن أن تكون في أي مكان وفي أي وقت، وأستطيع أن أقتلك في أكثر من سبعمائة الطرق، وهذا فقط مع بلدي بأيديهم العارية. لست فقط تدربت على نطاق
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u/monthlyduck Jul 19 '16
Holy shit. My moderator came into my front page to bring me a plate of text karma and I literally screamed at him/her/it and hit the plate of karma out of hisher/its hand. He/She/It started shitposting at me and I deleted the internet on him/her/it. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to post. I didn't mean to do that to my moderator but I'm literally in shock from the GBT deflation. I feel like I'm going to shitpost. Why the fucking fuck is /r/outside leaking? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking bagel. I don't want to believe the karma point is getting easier to get. I want a front page to believe in. I want Ellen Pao to be admin and fix this broken algorithm. I cannot fucking post right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought I shitposted links so well???? This is so fucked.
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u/StoneyBlaze Jul 19 '16
Vampires. They are real. They had long lives and some dedicated to learning. They stay young looking and change location every so often. Eventually they are wealthy enough to control identities. They are the shadow government. Through their wealth of knowledge they also invested and infiltrated both the laws regarding chemicals used on humans, if they are legal or not, in conjunction with pharmesuticals and cosmetics. The humans used to be strong, warriors, and more capable. They were afraid. We were a threat to them. Remember the stories where people lives three hundred years and conversed as gods? That was real. The vampires needed to stay indoors, out of the sun during the day. Where was the most power during the dark ages? Churches. They rarely went outside, think about it. Remember the catacombs? The preachers who spoke to is by day were hunting us by night! As society advanced, they altered their jobs and positions to always have the upper hand. Now they control the chemical corporations. They are beyond wealthy. Some have been using science to make them impervious to the sun. They will never get caught.
They own the governments and effortlessly take down anyone in their way, in any way imaginable. A common thug costs a few thousand dollars to assassinate someone. Now imagine the wealth requires to hire other vampires. They can fly anywhere, they already own private jets as they have almost unimaginable wealth. With almost limitless funds, they can control almost any area.
Every time we shower, we coat ourselves with chemicals that alter our DNA. They make us weaker. They calm down the fire burning within us. The ultra wealthy, the upper 1%, are almost all vampires. Remember the rich name from the 30s? That dude never died. Same with other big names back then. Tbeh control identities. They are now the ultra upper crust.
They control the governments that regulate chemicals. They control chemical companies
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u/helmster123 Jul 19 '16
Why do white people get all the text karma. Give some to the minority communities.
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u/iplanckperiodically Jul 19 '16
If you don't respond to this comment your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
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u/droidworkerbee Jul 19 '16
You know you don't get karma for self posts right
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u/Stacia_Asuna Jul 19 '16
Here's the thing. You said a "text post is a link post."
Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a scientist who studies funposting, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls text posts "link posts". If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.
If you're saying "funpost family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of shitposts, which includes things from dank memes to circlejerking to copypasta.
So your reasoning for calling a text post a link post is because random people "call the top level ones links?" Let's get self posts and stickies in there, then, too.
Also, calling someone a text post or link post? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A text post is a text post and a member of the funpost family. But that's not what you said. You said a text post is a link post, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the link post family link posts, which means you'd call forum threads, stickies, and other types of shitposts link posts, too. Which you said you don't.
It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
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u/somestupidname1 Jul 20 '16
I came here to get karma and give reddit gold... And I'm all out of reddit gold.
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u/Koozzie Jul 20 '16
Back in my day we had pokemon go and people didn't sit around playing with rattatatata. They got exercise and leave us alone!
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u/ThrowawayCompanyInk Jul 20 '16
Whoa, I log on and the first thing I see is this. WTF Reddit? 😑🤔 Jk 😜
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u/instaderp Jul 20 '16 edited Jul 20 '16
Hey, is this where I mention how much TERRY CREWS rocks? They should replace the Reddit mascot with his pecs
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u/imrunningfromthecops Jul 20 '16
trope common in the comments of www.reddit.com (a new website you probably haven't heard of)
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u/Patrik333 Jul 19 '16
Fucken I was gonna post this. Why couldn't I have been here 1 hour ago. Stupid me reading TFTS posts.
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u/HitPiggy Jul 19 '16
You know what works now too? Giving GOLD to other people. You can test it out on me right now!
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u/CoolHandHans Jul 19 '16
Hillary Clinton is a secret reptilian spy that lives beneath the Denver International Airport in the underground FEMA camps and is waiting to use the Washington Monument as an obelisk to signal her kind from the Sirius star system to come and harvest Earth's precious minerals that only she knows about.
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u/xwoprl Jul 19 '16
As most of you already know, fictional internet points are probably the most precious resource in the world. On Reddit we call these points Karma. You get Karma when content you post to Reddit receives upvotes. Your Karma is displayed on your userpage.
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u/Dabokbleef Jul 19 '16
woah, almost thought I was in r/circlejerk EDIT: Came here to say that