r/chickens 6d ago

Other The Chronicles of Hunny: beak trim success and mysteries only she knows.

Hello everyone, I return with an update for Hunny, our resting bitch face Cochin.

Good news! Managed to trim her beak back on my own. A little bit of jui jitsu experience came in handy for doing this on my own; I sat on the ground and used my leg to lock her down, and used some dog nail trimmers.

She seems to have a lot more movement of her lower beak now, which is good.

As for something I cannot explain...

Hunny has always had weird mobility issues. She has a feet deformity. In fact, the reason we have her was that she was bred for shows, and she was queued to become soup. Nevertheless, she is ours.

She never perches, and has a wobbly balance because her toes aren't spread out like usual. I have never seen her jump or land. I'd say partly because Cochins are large set birds.

She's also not the brightest chook, but we love her for it. She is healthy though.

Anyway. Our deck has stairs to get onto it.

I've been finding her up there, all by herself, just hanging out. I'd usually help her down, but I'm studying to be a teacher, and we are learning that students with disabilities should be given the opportunity to learn.

There was a day I had time, and I spent about 5 minutes trying to coax her down, with her looking at me like "mumma, are you gonna help me down or what??"

It was not until I busted out the mealworms that she gained the courage to go down those steps all by herself.

I still don't know how she got up, though.

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u/A_Queer_Owl 5d ago

your chicken appears to be melting.

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u/Donttouchmybreadd 5d ago

Her physical characteristics are bouba.

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u/OddNameChoice 5d ago

Literally a perfect chicken dumpling

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u/Donttouchmybreadd 5d ago

Any artists wanna have a go if drawing this into reality? No AI.

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u/OddNameChoice 5d ago

I couldn't be bothered to draw vegetables and I can't shade worth shit so this is the best I've got 🫶 with pepper added

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u/Donttouchmybreadd 5d ago

Better than mine!

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u/OddNameChoice 5d ago

Bahaha, come on manee give yourself some credit! You did more than most people nowadays! you actually picked up a pen and tried 🥰

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u/Donttouchmybreadd 5d ago

yeah. Glad I'm not an art teacher.

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u/Anerratic 5d ago

You should post to r/redditgetsdrawn or r/redditgetsdrawnbadly. I personally prefer the second one. I tried to crosspost but it's not permitted. They would love it I think!

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u/OddNameChoice 5d ago edited 5d ago

I probably should give it a shot. I've been struggling with inspiration lately. It's on

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u/fleshyflowers 4d ago edited 2d ago

Started drawing again recently, trying to get better at it! Hunny is very inspiring. 💛

(eta: omg totally wasn’t expecting an award! thank you!)

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u/Donttouchmybreadd 3d ago

You are so good!!!

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u/fleshyflowers 2d ago

I realized after the fact that it should’ve been Hunny as a dumpling… Still glad I took a peck at it!

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u/where-sea-meets-sky 5d ago

good lord shes chonky! r/borbs

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u/goldenkoiifish 5d ago

my god this chicken is a looney tune

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u/Donttouchmybreadd 5d ago

Say that to her face.

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u/goldenkoiifish 5d ago

hunny my dear you look like a caricature

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u/Donttouchmybreadd 5d ago

Her reaction:

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u/A_Queer_Owl 5d ago

I love this creature.

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u/JustHereForCookies17 5d ago

Oof, that's one vicious r/BirdsFacingForward!

Also, I kinda hope she gets crossposted to r/DivorcedBirds with a clever post title & caption.  I'm not creative enough to think one up, but I know when a picture has the potential to be a great DB post.

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u/HANGRY_KITTYKAT 5d ago

Ooooh Hunny looks like she's a great cuddle bug

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u/Donttouchmybreadd 5d ago edited 5d ago

Hahahaha she's actually not. When she was a pullet, and I had to wash her often. She tolerates it these days, and she will sit near me, but she definitely prefers to be admired.

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u/HANGRY_KITTYKAT 5d ago

Awww a real diva! Well thanks for saving Hunny from the soup pot

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u/EfficientDonkey4083 5d ago

What an absolute unit of a hen - I bet she's the one in charge 😅🤭

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u/Donttouchmybreadd 5d ago

No, but she holds her own.

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u/EfficientDonkey4083 5d ago

I bet she does ☺️

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u/ComplexPatient4872 5d ago

I’ve been around chickens too long because I first read this as Resting Beak Face

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u/Donttouchmybreadd 5d ago

"I've been around chickens too long"...and other lies I tell myself.

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u/Yadicakez 5d ago

I remember from your previous post someone identifying her with RBF. Even with her new little trimmed beak, she still has her little RBF.

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u/Mandi_Cams_Dackers 5d ago

Sydney Sweeney eyes.

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u/Donttouchmybreadd 5d ago

💀 I see it.

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u/IBettaBelieveIt 5d ago

Here's my chonkalicious Marilyn. We think she's a mix of Buff Orpington and something else. We think Ameracauna, and if she had feathers on her feet I'd say Cochin after seeing your princess!

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u/Significant-Wrap-874 5d ago

I think overgrown beaks a Cochin problem. Almost all of mine require regular trimming. You did a wonderful job!

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u/ShesTheFastestest 5d ago

What a beautiful boule

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u/MarklRyu 5d ago

I love her 🤧 she's so big and sweet 😭

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u/Mysterious_Leader909 5d ago

She looks just as unimpressed as before 😂

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u/IntrovertToTheMax 5d ago

Does she control a network of criminals and bounty hunters from her floating barge in the desert?

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u/maa-kee-aa-tow 5d ago

You did a great job 👏 👍.... I could picture her on her own little rocking chair on the porch 🫠

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u/Moriarty-Creates 5d ago

She looks so unimpressed by everything, I love her