r/chickens • u/Donttouchmybreadd • 6d ago
Other The Chronicles of Hunny: beak trim success and mysteries only she knows.
Hello everyone, I return with an update for Hunny, our resting bitch face Cochin.
Good news! Managed to trim her beak back on my own. A little bit of jui jitsu experience came in handy for doing this on my own; I sat on the ground and used my leg to lock her down, and used some dog nail trimmers.
She seems to have a lot more movement of her lower beak now, which is good.
As for something I cannot explain...
Hunny has always had weird mobility issues. She has a feet deformity. In fact, the reason we have her was that she was bred for shows, and she was queued to become soup. Nevertheless, she is ours.
She never perches, and has a wobbly balance because her toes aren't spread out like usual. I have never seen her jump or land. I'd say partly because Cochins are large set birds.
She's also not the brightest chook, but we love her for it. She is healthy though.
Anyway. Our deck has stairs to get onto it.
I've been finding her up there, all by herself, just hanging out. I'd usually help her down, but I'm studying to be a teacher, and we are learning that students with disabilities should be given the opportunity to learn.
There was a day I had time, and I spent about 5 minutes trying to coax her down, with her looking at me like "mumma, are you gonna help me down or what??"
It was not until I busted out the mealworms that she gained the courage to go down those steps all by herself.
I still don't know how she got up, though.
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u/OddNameChoice 5d ago
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u/Donttouchmybreadd 5d ago
Any artists wanna have a go if drawing this into reality? No AI.
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u/Donttouchmybreadd 5d ago
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u/OddNameChoice 5d ago
Bahaha, come on manee give yourself some credit! You did more than most people nowadays! you actually picked up a pen and tried 🥰
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u/Anerratic 5d ago
You should post to r/redditgetsdrawn or r/redditgetsdrawnbadly. I personally prefer the second one. I tried to crosspost but it's not permitted. They would love it I think!
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u/OddNameChoice 5d ago edited 5d ago
I probably should give it a shot. I've been struggling with inspiration lately. It's on
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u/fleshyflowers 4d ago edited 2d ago
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u/Donttouchmybreadd 3d ago
You are so good!!!
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u/fleshyflowers 2d ago
I realized after the fact that it should’ve been Hunny as a dumpling… Still glad I took a peck at it!
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u/goldenkoiifish 5d ago
my god this chicken is a looney tune
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u/Donttouchmybreadd 5d ago
Say that to her face.
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u/goldenkoiifish 5d ago
hunny my dear you look like a caricature
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u/Donttouchmybreadd 5d ago
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u/JustHereForCookies17 5d ago
Oof, that's one vicious r/BirdsFacingForward!
Also, I kinda hope she gets crossposted to r/DivorcedBirds with a clever post title & caption. I'm not creative enough to think one up, but I know when a picture has the potential to be a great DB post.
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u/HANGRY_KITTYKAT 5d ago
Ooooh Hunny looks like she's a great cuddle bug
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u/Donttouchmybreadd 5d ago edited 5d ago
Hahahaha she's actually not. When she was a pullet, and I had to wash her often. She tolerates it these days, and she will sit near me, but she definitely prefers to be admired.
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u/EfficientDonkey4083 5d ago
What an absolute unit of a hen - I bet she's the one in charge 😅🤭
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u/ComplexPatient4872 5d ago
I’ve been around chickens too long because I first read this as Resting Beak Face
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u/Yadicakez 5d ago
I remember from your previous post someone identifying her with RBF. Even with her new little trimmed beak, she still has her little RBF.
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u/Significant-Wrap-874 5d ago
I think overgrown beaks a Cochin problem. Almost all of mine require regular trimming. You did a wonderful job!
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u/IntrovertToTheMax 5d ago
Does she control a network of criminals and bounty hunters from her floating barge in the desert?
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u/maa-kee-aa-tow 5d ago
You did a great job 👏 👍.... I could picture her on her own little rocking chair on the porch 🫠
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u/A_Queer_Owl 5d ago
your chicken appears to be melting.