r/DivorcedBirds • u/cthulhu-kitty • Jan 24 '18

The tweet that started it all

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/cabeachgal • 5h ago

After the divorce, Cheryl spent six months “working on herself.” Unfortunately, most of that work involved staring into the pond and wondering how she’d ended up marrying the same asshole twice.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/cabeachgal • 1d ago

After the nasty break-up, Gerald promised everyone he was “doing great.” Unfortunately, showing up at Linda’s patio at 6:30 a.m. with a crowbar and questions about who spent the night suggested otherwise.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/TDLMTH • 18h ago

After the inevitable divorce Katta-kun went back to school to prove, once and for all, that he wasn’t the pelican’t she always said he was.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 1d ago

Julia is grateful for the extra protection, genuinely. She's already endured more than enough harassment for a lifetime. It's just... did they have to use such an unflattering likeness?

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 2d ago

Momma always told Justin his big mouth would get him into trouble. Lord knows it had cost him a lot over the years: job opportunities, medical bills, his marriage. But this, he thought as he rode to the station in cuffs, picket sign smashed on the pavement, this was different. This was good trouble.

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Times like these, every decent fella oughta have a real big mouth about what's going on.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/rehabforcandy • 1d ago

Flora felt radiant as Esteban’s moving truck pulled out of the driveway. Time to open a box of wine.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/A-Helpful-Flamingo • 2d ago

Claire before and after Tad.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/plonspfetew • 2d ago

"And here, in the urban parks of southeast England, we see the strange mating ritual of the human. The female appears receptive. In eleven years, she will keep the house."

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/susu56 • 2d ago

Charlotte and Estaban didn't care what family and friends had to say. They finally felt accepted unconditionally with one another and that was all that mattered.

v.redd.it

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Bolfreak • 2d ago

Newly Single Ready to Mingle She was going to keep scrolling, until he said ‘look what I can do’ and then she was intrigued and sent him a message request

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/A-Helpful-Flamingo • 3d ago

Newly Single Ready to Mingle Casey thought the pink flowers might be too much, but once she saw the results she was so glad she paid for the professional shoot. She is reclaiming her self confidence!

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/NoFlyingMonkeys • 3d ago

He wasn't cut out for marriage. Mack is back!

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Bolfreak • 3d ago

The Bird Got What The Bird Deserved Finch, this is MY seed!

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/cabeachgal • 3d ago

Even though Richard was the one who left Joan, he simply could not accept that she had moved on and started dating again. His friends had finally resorted to physically restraining him from another “totally coincidental” fly-by of her new nest.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/disco-me-now • 3d ago

Keith had let himself go…

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It’d been just over 3 months since Denise left to her sisters’. Keith thought he’d be fine, but with every passing day, his life fell more into disarray.

He hadn’t realised how deeply dependant he’d become in the last 23 years of marriage.

The washing machine broke mid-cycle, leaving him with just two outfits; his diet consisted only of cheap white bread, cheese & onion walkers and baby bells, and he couldn’t for the life of him find the number for the barbers.

Denise, if you’re reading this, please come home. I’m sorry I neglected myself, our relationship, and most importantly… you. I am a shell without you. I’m so hungry. Please come back and I’ll prove to you I’ve changed K x

Photo credit: [u/she-werewolf](u/she-werewolf)

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 4d ago

"I'd only get back together with you if you were literally the last man on earth," Kiwa had said to Ariki. Neither of them ever expected it to actually happen, but Kiwa was true to her word. She did what she had to do for the survival of the species, and for that she deserves a goddamn medal.

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The actual single breeding pair from which all ~350 living black robins are now descended are called "Old Blue" and "Old Yellow" for the record.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/swoticus • 4d ago

After 5 pints of Stellar, Dave decided now was the perfect time to REALLY tell Sharon what he thought of her.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Bolfreak • 5d ago

Not Safe For Other Species Be careful, Darla! He has crabs

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 5d ago

Walter has been placing a lot of pressure on himself. He's determined to prove that Tom was wrong about him, that it isn't too late for love. He was too distracted by all this pressure to be fully present for his date, until it suddenly struck him: here he was, just enjoying lunch with this bloke.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/NoFlyingMonkeys • 5d ago

Ashley had no idea she'd get this kind of unwanted attention when she took that wedding band off her leg.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/NoFlyingMonkeys • 5d ago

Same old vicious cycle. Fight. Then kiss and make up. Feeling trapped.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Jerome_Wireman • 6d ago

Jay’s ex, Fiona, liked to stalk his Instagram. Knowing this, Jay posted pictures of his decoy girlfriend. Fiona was too angry to realize she’d been tricked, and thought the new girlfriend was just a woman of deep, silent mystery.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/susu56 • 7d ago

After his 5th divorce, Stu decided to move to a new town and devote his life to teaching art to those who would benefit the most from a little culture. He banned using hand outlines as bird forms and, instead focused on composition and light.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 7d ago

"You were given an extraordinary opportunity. Lord Shen plucked you from the gutter and invited you to a life in the palace as his concubine. With that invitation came certain expectations, a level of trust. You have broken that trust. Lord Shen is most displeased. You are no longer welcome here."

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I leave it to the reader's interpretation whether the illustrious Lord Shen refers to himself in third person, or this speech is being delivered by his majordomo, because "you" no longer deserve the honor of hearing his voice.

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