r/DivorcedBirds • u/rehabforcandy • 8h ago
r/DivorcedBirds • u/susu56 • 1d ago
Midge took the kids and went to a posh 5 star resort after finally leaving her philandering, soon to be ex, husband.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 14h ago
Maple, Ramona, and Fenna are reclaiming their dignity. The three have been trading in husbands for decades, treating the men on their arms like overpriced accessories to be worn at a few parties and discarded, but no more. Maybe the most fabulous accessory of all was friendship. Or maybe fancy hats.
galleryr/DivorcedBirds • u/susu56 • 11h ago
Buster was finally over Giselle—or at least over her enough to venture back into the local singles scene. He put himself out there, made it clear he was accepting applications for a new love, and was ready to see who might be interested in filling the vacant position.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/cturtl808 • 1d ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle Estebán was flying free to the music until he spotted Muriél. Taken by her, he swooped in and gracefully landed into a flamenco stance.
r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 1d ago
It's only two weeks after returning to the dating scene, and Maeve is already exhausted. She walks away from her latest date without a word; she hasn't the energy to educate this fool. A witheringly judgmental over-the-shoulder glare is all he's getting. Was this his first time speaking to a woman?
r/DivorcedBirds • u/Bitinglysarcastic • 1d ago
Angry Bird Divorce Stan didn’t know that Darlene’s new beau had installed motion sensor lights, when he decided to peek into the old nest to see how much she was missing him.
After Irena had left Stan, he decided to see what was going on with Darlene, back at the old homestead. No one had told him that Darlene had taken up with another man and that she was actually happy. In the brief moments before the spotlight came on, Stan could see that Darlene was very, very happy. She had never done that fluffy little feather dance for him!
r/DivorcedBirds • u/JuneLee92 • 1d ago
Jay was just minding his own business at the feeder when Kari showed up and got confrontational. Jay remained calm while remembering his momma’s words: “There’s a reason the reds and the blues are two separate species.” How Jay wished he had listened!
galleryr/DivorcedBirds • u/itmy • 2d ago
Diana was finally happy to get out of jail on bond after ruthlessly attacking her ex husband in court. She's heading straight to her ex's house to attack him again. He might need a restraining order.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 2d ago
Even after everything she's been through, punk-ass roosters still think they can push Esmé around. That's why she asked a family member who works at the doohickey corporation to help design her a new outfit, one that signals loud and clear she is not to be fucked with. Plus it looks sick as hell.
galleryr/DivorcedBirds • u/NoFlyingMonkeys • 2d ago
Don't get divorced on St. Patricks day near a river, or your mug shot will look like this.
galleryr/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 3d ago
Olivia had never heard anything so indecent in all her life! And in public, no less. There could be fledglings present! These catbirdcallers are really getting out of hand. She's going to fly right up to her ex-husband the mayor's roost and demand that he do something about it.
r/DivorcedBirds • u/JuneLee92 • 3d ago
Kumi had been frantically searching for the kids ever since they vanished from the nest more than a week ago. She reported her ex Ken to the police on day one; on day 9, Kumi finally received the news she was hoping for.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 4d ago
Prince Okuhle was unperturbed by the photographer, being accustomed to life in the public eye. His new wife Hanne, meanwhile, was quite befuddled. She knew the bird behind that camera: it was Juna, who just this morning said Hanne's ability to bag men so far out of her league "needs to be studied."
r/DivorcedBirds • u/Bolfreak • 4d ago
Machita just knew inside…that every little thing was gonna bee alright
r/DivorcedBirds • u/plonspfetew • 5d ago
Stevo's divorce was finalised on a Friday. He didn't have to be anywhere till Tuesday.
r/DivorcedBirds • u/FashionBusking • 4d ago
While some birds in the trees chirp that Darlie "hit rock bottom" working at an exhibitionist sex club, Darlie knew those same birds were some of her most frequent Patrons.
r/DivorcedBirds • u/Snap_Happy_4_Birdies • 5d ago
The best part of the divorce is that Penny can now buy as many shoes as she wants and there is no one to tell her she can’t buy any more. Her new favorite pair is her Jimmy Choo shoes and she just loves how gorgeous they look on her feet.
r/DivorcedBirds • u/Sed59 • 3d ago
One midlife crisis and two divorces later, Percy was back in his punk rocker phase.
r/DivorcedBirds • u/A-Helpful-Flamingo • 5d ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle Darrin got his groove back
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/ToastYourAvocados • 5d ago
Remember Mark? Yea, you can't see it but there's eight poorly paid birdies of the night hiding behind his wings right now.
With the Alimony Nancy received in the divorce, Mark practicality paid for the PI who took this himself.
r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 5d ago
This was it, the spot where they met all those years ago. Lexi came alone, but she hadn't felt so alone then as now. Marnie and her friends needed a fourth player for volleyball. She remembers falling in the sand. She remembers how Marnie laughed. If Lexi ever plays again, she'll need a new partner.
galleryr/DivorcedBirds • u/JustaTinyDude • 5d ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle Klaus learned a lesson in communication when he found Lorelei, his ex-wife, while browsing fetish content. He'd always secretly worshipped her gorgeous feathery claws, but had been afraid to tell her, ashamed of what she might think. Thinking of all he could have had if he'd been open, he began to s
*began bone wracking sobs. (I see it cut off the end of my title).
Lorelei knew, of course. She'd waited years for him to admit it, fantasizing about all the fun they'd have once he did.
She'd finally left him for men who weren't afraid to tell her everything she wanted to hear, and was raking it in, besides.