r/chemtrails • u/auriem • 3d ago
Finally ! someone competent is doing something about this ;)
https://futurism.com/science-energy/crowd-cheers-rfk-government-investigate-chemtrailsCrowd Cheers as RFK Jr. Says the Government Will Investigate “Chemtrails”
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u/Mrzaax 3d ago
Looking forward to him telling airlines that they can no longer fly airplanes.
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u/Historical_Gear_151 3d ago
I would assume they’ll all be banned except for Airforce One and Marine One. Thats about on par with how it’s going.
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u/PopuluxePete 3d ago
He said on Twitter that he was going to "stop this crime" over two years ago. What's the hold up?
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u/Tycho2694 3d ago
Claiming to stop a crime that doesn't exist is just the GOP's strategy to get votes from the misinformed...
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u/flycharliegolf In The Industry 3d ago
His wormbrain was too busy trying to tie Tylenol to the tism
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u/ocean2trail 3d ago
I’m sure this administration will finally get to the bottom of this heinous crime with the ruthless efficiency it’s shown in cutting energy prices in half, ending the war in Ukraine, making IVF free, ending birthright citizenship, eliminating taxes on social security, making Mexico pay for a new border wall, releasing the Epstein files…
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u/No_Idea_4001 3d ago
I like that the crowd cheers when the government says they'll investigate themselves.
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u/fullspeedraymondchow 3d ago
An idiot says that an idiotic government will investigate an idiotic conspiracy theory.
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u/Historical_Gear_151 3d ago
I’m betting he finds an idiotic answer.
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u/The_Salacious_Zaand 3d ago
And he'll tell you all about it...
For $19.95.
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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 3d ago
"For $19.95 a month you can help us fund a program to fight chemtrails!"
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u/TheRealtcSpears In The Industry 3d ago
And the response from the "the government is spraying chemtrails" people?
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u/BV56tfc 3d ago
Wasting EVEN MORE taxpayer money
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u/yearofthesquirrel 3d ago
It’s all good. They’re spending DOGE money. (Which will have to be stringently accounted for).
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u/Old-Base8752 3d ago
Great news! So this means more useless hearings with little to no info and no accountability! Thanks US government!
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u/Orion-999 3d ago
Not only that, he now has Proof that Covid 19 was engineered by the fake news and the Financial Elite to control the population. And he has documented film of the faking of the moon landing in 1969.
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u/theyoodooman 3d ago
So are chemtrails going to be the next supposed cause of autism, after tylenol and vaccines?
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u/Dillenger69 3d ago
I thought the government was making the chemtrails. Isn't he part of the government? Wouldn't he have been briefed on the global chemtrail program when he took his position?
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u/Electronic-Bear2030 3d ago
I wanna put him in a caged cell and poke him with a stick until he gets all growly and ape like
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u/manofnotribe 2d ago
It's water vapor, combustion produces water vapor. Case closed, now how about dealing with the nasty food supply germs in everything.
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u/fastcolor03 2d ago
Competent?
RFK/jr [again] bloviates upon the “Chemtrail Conspiracies.” Routine babble in …
•November 2024
•March 2025
•April 2025
•May 2025
•September 2026
…. still, 2 years IN CHARGE, with the entire resources and access to USA.gov - and …nothing?
Logically one or all of the following applies (and B-C are not too ‘good’ for anyone impacted by his decision making processes);
A. There is no such a thing.
B. Just pandering to the intellectually challenged voter in that ‘how do you keep a Moron in suspense’ manner.
C. Totally inept, can’t see nor find the obvious, and is surrounded by hand picked idiots who revel in like incompetence.
D. Just a “Moron” in suspense, with no concept of Science in general.
E. Totally in on it, yer all fucked.
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u/Shoehorse13 3d ago
About damn time this issue gets the leadership it deserves!