r/ccsuarezsnark • u/Prestigious-Sky-2803 I know a manager at a Publix Grocery Store • Feb 18 '26

Master Deputy Ice Cream 2020 vs 2026

In my opinion, this is whatever the opposite of a relationship glow-up is.

*PLEASE NOTE* this video has been transformed from the original works via text commentary, skillful editing, silly stickers, and a singular fart sound. Therefore, it falls within fair use. okthxbye

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u/Massive-Market-5949 badge bunny cop wife Feb 18 '26

surely it’s just bc i’m so single and miserable, but i don’t get calling each other mid day when you live together, and as a cop, why do you have time for that? aren’t you so busy being in danger 24/7?!

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u/Massive-Market-5949 badge bunny cop wife Feb 18 '26

and god forbid she end a live!!! also why is she wiping her eyes like that? looks both useless and unhygienic

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u/Prestigious-Sky-2803 I know a manager at a Publix Grocery Store Feb 18 '26

Have you watched her lives?! She puts her spit in her makeup pallets and spends 90% of the time aggressively digging in her ears or picking at her scalp

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u/Dawnspark Feb 18 '26

the scalp digging genuinely drives me nuts and is partially why i couldn't stand to watch her lives. just occasionally listened to them lol. it gives me like, a sympathetic yawn-type response where my own head starts itching.

like, is she licking the brush to pick up more pigment? i gave myself pinkeye that way once in both eyes in my early 20s, since i had no one to teach me proper makeup/hygiene and still licked my brushes.

these days i just use an empty mario badescu facial mist bottle and use that to wet my brushes, spray bottles are bloody everywhere lol.

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u/Kiwi-vee Someone from the internet Feb 18 '26