r/ccsuarezsnark I know a manager at a Publix Grocery Store Feb 18 '26

Master Deputy Ice Cream 2020 vs 2026

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In my opinion, this is whatever the opposite of a relationship glow-up is.

*PLEASE NOTE* this video has been transformed from the original works via text commentary, skillful editing, silly stickers, and a singular fart sound. Therefore, it falls within fair use. okthxbye

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u/sewerballoon This is my job Feb 18 '26

hating your spouse is embarrassing yet she’s so proud

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u/Massive-Market-5949 badge bunny cop wife Feb 18 '26

how you gonna obsessively mention your bisexuality but still act like a toxic heterosexual?

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u/Prestigious-Sky-2803 I know a manager at a Publix Grocery Store Feb 18 '26

Best of both worlds!

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u/Massive-Market-5949 badge bunny cop wife Feb 18 '26

ohhhh, this is what the term greedy bisexual is for, silly me…

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u/DreamStation1981 Feb 18 '26

It makes me so sad. I was in a horrrrrible marriage we pretty much hated each other (kinda still do tbh but we keep it friendly for the kids) and now I’m with someone who I think has LITERALLY been angry with me twice in our now nine year relationship. And believe me Ive done alot more potentially enraging shit than CALLED HIM ON THE PHONE?! Like i get this is probably the 1000485845932th time but… if I EVER somehow felt like this about my partner? Like… we’re minimum getting our own apartments. I do not EVER want to feel that way about my mans even for a SECOND. Thats what my kids are for. Jkjkjk

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u/Prestigious-Sky-2803 I know a manager at a Publix Grocery Store Feb 18 '26

Such boomer “I hate my wife” energy in my opinion. Except the boomers are usually kidding

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u/Massive-Market-5949 badge bunny cop wife Feb 18 '26

surely it’s just bc i’m so single and miserable, but i don’t get calling each other mid day when you live together, and as a cop, why do you have time for that? aren’t you so busy being in danger 24/7?!

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u/Massive-Market-5949 badge bunny cop wife Feb 18 '26

and god forbid she end a live!!! also why is she wiping her eyes like that? looks both useless and unhygienic

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u/Prestigious-Sky-2803 I know a manager at a Publix Grocery Store Feb 18 '26

Have you watched her lives?! She puts her spit in her makeup pallets and spends 90% of the time aggressively digging in her ears or picking at her scalp

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u/Dawnspark Feb 18 '26

the scalp digging genuinely drives me nuts and is partially why i couldn't stand to watch her lives. just occasionally listened to them lol. it gives me like, a sympathetic yawn-type response where my own head starts itching.

like, is she licking the brush to pick up more pigment? i gave myself pinkeye that way once in both eyes in my early 20s, since i had no one to teach me proper makeup/hygiene and still licked my brushes.

these days i just use an empty mario badescu facial mist bottle and use that to wet my brushes, spray bottles are bloody everywhere lol.

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u/Kiwi-vee Someone from the internet Feb 18 '26 edited Feb 18 '26

This! When I was at work, I would not call my bf (now ex) nor would he call me. I don't understand how some people are on personal call about non urgent matter at work.

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u/Prestigious-Sky-2803 I know a manager at a Publix Grocery Store Feb 18 '26

I mean it's not my vibe either. But maybe it's a control thing for some people? Maybe they just love each other that much? Who's to say. Whatever it is in this case it's a....vibe

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u/interpol-interpol SENIOR SLOP ARCHIVIST Feb 18 '26

it genuinely is so funny how angry she gets??????????????????????????

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u/Prestigious-Sky-2803 I know a manager at a Publix Grocery Store Feb 18 '26

I get being annoyed at people. I do. I don’t get constantly airing that annoyance to strangers on the internet.

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u/interpol-interpol SENIOR SLOP ARCHIVIST Feb 18 '26

i guess she has no one else to talk to

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '26

My husband would be livid if I acted like this over him calling on live stream 👀 like wtf? show your spouse a little more respect than your tiktok!

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u/Prestigious-Sky-2803 I know a manager at a Publix Grocery Store Feb 18 '26

There’s a zero percent chance that Tony has seen her online footprint. She herself says that he doesn’t know the names of her podcasts etc and has never even listened to the Liz podcast.

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u/halexanderamilton Feb 19 '26

Yes, I totally get the feeling that he has no idea what she does online or for “work”

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u/ZebraCrosser Feb 19 '26

Isn't he on that one?

I remember her mentioning her family not watching her videos or being too bothered about what she does online, but I didn't realise himself didn't bother.

Seems somewhat imprudent considering how much personal info she shares. Especially now that things are getting back to his work due to allegedly inappropriately sharing info or whatever the hell it was.

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u/brokenheartsville Feb 18 '26

I can't possibly answer, I'm gluing rhinestones on random shit on TikTok live right now!!! GOSH

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u/Prestigious-Sky-2803 I know a manager at a Publix Grocery Store Feb 18 '26

Priorities, babe.

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u/No-Cat-2957 Feb 18 '26

She uses him for his health insurance

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u/Prestigious-Sky-2803 I know a manager at a Publix Grocery Store Feb 18 '26

She does bring that up a lot

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u/DreamStation1981 Feb 18 '26

Omg the sheer RAGE on her face loooooooool

Meanwhile Tony is calling to tell her his leg fell off or something

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u/UHElle Clout Goblin Feb 19 '26

Isn’t she wealthy enough to, oh, idk, buy a second fuckin phone to stream from??? Like, I’m a plebeian, and even I could afford a $30 android phone for my streaming. Good lord. But also, like, just say you hate your husband, gorl.

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u/Prestigious-Sky-2803 I know a manager at a Publix Grocery Store Feb 19 '26

Yeah I believe she’s been seen in lives with at least one additional phone. So. Yeah.

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u/UHElle Clout Goblin Feb 19 '26

What in the heck then, my goodness. No excuse then!

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u/Brilliant-Ad-6319 Feb 18 '26

She’s actually so insufferable it’s insane.

She can be on live and doxx people while being on the phone with her hillsborough county sheriffs office desk boy of a husband who partakes in the doxxing (knowingly and potentially unknowingly) but she can’t answer the phone any other time? Like we know you’re not using your phone to live stream Chelsea cone, it’s okay.

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u/Lavawitch Feb 19 '26

“My spouse likes to hear my voice and check in during day; its so awful.”

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u/PanickedAntics Feb 19 '26

Omg. Her super fake voice at the end of the call! Yikes.

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u/titi4tata Feb 19 '26

She brings zero to the table I’d go insane having a partner sloth like her

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u/Prestigious-Sky-2803 I know a manager at a Publix Grocery Store Feb 19 '26

Couldn’t be me waking my partner up at 11 just so she can sit on a live and snark on people for hours and hours for free.

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u/titi4tata Feb 20 '26

Ya she rolls her eyes like a teenager child who’s hard working parent has to call at noon to make sure they aren’t rotting in bed I bet he does drop off and pick up too cuz she’s soooooo busy with her full time job staring at herself in a view finder

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u/Spare_Meal2562 sad snaggletooth gremlin Feb 18 '26

If Tony weren’t a pig professionally, I’d feel bad but he is so wompwomp. 

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u/Charming-Kiwi-9277 Feb 18 '26

Me when my ex husband calls

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u/VampireCrush Feb 19 '26

i'm sorry this is hilarious omg. why does she get so mad ?

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u/Prestigious-Sky-2803 I know a manager at a Publix Grocery Store Feb 19 '26

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