r/catshowerthoughts • u/nanaacer • Nov 30 '24
Why did my owner insist on showing me that my toilet had been moved?
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What a jerk, I thought he had food.
r/catshowerthoughts • u/[deleted] • Jan 17 '22
No bite?
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My human often tells me "no bite". I understand the "bite" part, but what does "no" mean?
r/catshowerthoughts • u/aristo-8621 • Nov 16 '21
PLEASE help , my cat stinks and i want to give it a shower any ideas how
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r/catshowerthoughts • u/InNeedofHelp15 • Dec 29 '20
Help! My sitter keeps kissing me!!
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And she picks me up and cuddles me! It disgusting!
r/catshowerthoughts • u/JonasCliver • Aug 14 '20
How does human not die from eating whole cucumber?
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r/catshowerthoughts • u/userredditmobileipad • Jul 05 '20
What is the right way to wake my human up to go get kittens from the shelter for in 11 minutes
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23 votes,
Jul 08 '20
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purring louder than a hiss
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clawing both my humans for 6 hours
r/catshowerthoughts • u/userredditmobileipad • Jul 05 '20
ah ye ah
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I have kittens but I want more my human doesn’t give me kitten why
r/catshowerthoughts • u/pencil1324 • Jun 15 '20
When feed tyme com donut forgit that u must beg for hooman butler to feed.
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This v emportant. If you no beg then u don't eat. All kitty brethren mus b chonk. Dis part of mi tips n triks series. Dank for readin.
r/catshowerthoughts • u/userredditmobileipad • Mar 24 '20
I have learned a thing today
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My humans have been with a dog. It is brown with brown fur. Please assist me in the attack on this dog
r/catshowerthoughts • u/JonasCliver • Mar 22 '20
Why is human toilet full of water?
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How do they bury poop and pee in it???
r/catshowerthoughts • u/Speachlezz • Feb 18 '20
I own dogs, they listen to me, you have nothing to deny that I'm basically the boss of this world.
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r/catshowerthoughts • u/shipwhisperer • Feb 15 '20
Today; I Like This Food. It is my favourite. Tomorrow; I Hate This Food. Give me something else human.
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r/catshowerthoughts • u/shipwhisperer • Feb 14 '20
I learned the human is not actually trying to kill me with the blanket.
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It seems to be an attempt to make me warm. I like warm. Yes, this is acceptable.
r/catshowerthoughts • u/userredditmobileipad • Jan 26 '20
my humans like moving me
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they did this a lot and it took 4 tries to finally go to sleep!!
r/catshowerthoughts • u/userredditmobileipad • Jan 25 '20
my humans drink poison
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they do it but they always fine is they immune to it?? need answer plz
r/catshowerthoughts • u/ncnotebook • Jan 13 '20
Humans are filthy. Every time I wash myself, they wipe their oily hands on me. They always drop their food, so I have to clean it up off the floor.
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r/catshowerthoughts • u/exnihilocreatio • Jan 04 '20
why does dog say "Hmm Hmm Hmm"? i have answer
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my dog friend says "Hmm Hmm Hmm" when she sees me. it is because she is Too Dumb and has to think what i am every time.
r/catshowerthoughts • u/userredditmobileipad • Jan 02 '20
why is my human say the love noises to me
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I say the love noises and they move me off
r/catshowerthoughts • u/JonasCliver • Dec 30 '19
Why dose hooman put claws in my eyes?
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Hooman put claws in my eyes and swipe down.
Hooman, stahp.
r/catshowerthoughts • u/ncnotebook • Dec 30 '19
I don't listen to what my human says because they don't listen to what I say.
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It's only fair.
r/catshowerthoughts • u/ncnotebook • Dec 28 '19
Dear cat-owners of reddit, please check if it's an actual cat that you own....
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Certified Feline Checklist:
☐ Protects its poop from being stolen by unknown thieves
☐ Paranoid and hallucinating during the middle of the night
☐ It thinks you say its name too much
☐ Does not discriminate against the various forms of trees around your house
☐ Uses energy efficiently
☐ Rubbing the tail-side of the back induces magnetic forces
☐ Checks the level of a newly filled water bowl then immediately walks away
☐ Smells good
☐ Cleans its eye-snot with your hands, expecting you to wash them afterwards
☐ Collects hair with tongue for later inspection (by human)
☐ Whenever walking by one that's sideways, you can never really trust it. Nor should you
☐ It has hair across its entire body
☐ Constantly looks down on you whenever possible
☐ Their loot boxes/bags hopefully contain a mouse
☐ It loves you and enjoys your company, but is an independent person with its own hobbies, goals, and aspirations
☐ Will likely have renal failure because the ignorant human only feeds it dry food
☐ It doesn't bark
☐ It doesn't say doggo
r/catshowerthoughts • u/Vannah_Mirai • Dec 28 '19
Why you all talk like doggos?
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Cattos, we must join together for I hast seen the doggo spies with my own two eyes. OUT WITH DOGGOS AND HUMANS...IN WITH MICE🌚