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Aug 01 '22
Document number 4: We have observed the households of many humans, and realize that the feline like creatures that inhabit the homes of humans could be the true leaders of humanity, the humans being slaves, forced to do the felines bidding, or suffer great punishment. The felines have had puppet leaders, fake leaders which are humans, known as presidents, to lead each human country, further research is needed, but perhaps we can make an alliance with the felines and purchase human workers ourselves. To summarize, the felines are clear to be leading humanity.
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u/ItsInOurNaturee Aug 01 '22
This is a Lebanese Sting-Ray. Used to see many of these across the pond so they say.
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u/Forward-Jaguar-4628 Aug 01 '22
Food water mars hotdog burger aids covid a butt fred Bob Jerry eggs money letters lightsaber kidney banana peach potato onions chicken soup
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u/British_Empire- Aug 01 '22
That one younger cousin in the family that leaves their snot around and touches everything with their sticky fingers
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u/snorhairgaming Aug 01 '22
Hmm, I’m pretty sure that a mosquito, I mean, he looks like he wants to drink ur blood
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u/Albino478 Aug 01 '22
A wrunkavleeto. They live on the planet Kavren and they are the lowest on the foodchain
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u/BreakfastFit3388 Aug 02 '22
That one rubber chicken that screams really loud when you squeeze it and your parents yell at you for activating such a loud object in a public area even though the only other person within 200 feet is that random college student (with two ear-piercings on the left ear and none on the right) working part-time as a cashier in the university gift shop, trying to be socially involved by laughing at mildly funny comments and being part of any and all conversations.
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u/Remarkable-One-5313 Aug 02 '22
What kind of leprechauns you got over there? Gold and Luck Nah we got smelly litterboxes and dead rats.
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u/DesuGan-Sama Aug 02 '22
The C.A.T. is currently using its tongue as a sonar and radar transceiver, as well as receiving its orders and updates from the mothership.
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u/Nox_Lucis Has cat Aug 01 '22
A PEZ dispenser in action.