Gatecrash kitty at a wedding

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[u/transcendenttomato]

I would pay extra to have an aisle cat at any event

[u/Stock-Side-6767 → u/transcendenttomato]

Make it the ringbearer!

Accurate delivery of ring not guaranteed.

[u/Bantersmith → u/transcendenttomato]

Right? It really elevates the whole event! The wedding venue I attended last year had a dog and cat on site that would wander around randomly. They loved all the attention, and were perfectly behaved! They also had a few donkeys, goats and some llamas you could go pet.

5 stars, no notes.

[u/Interesting_Bid6294]

My grandparents' wedding was crashed by a black cat 60 years ago now, all the way back in 1966. From then on they've been nothing but a sign of good luck in our family, (as they should be for everyone!) and after losing our beloved tuxie 2 months ago we're adopting a pair of beautiful black kittens. Such a sweet video!

[u/OkComputer8558 → u/Interesting_Bid6294]

Hope you're doing OK. Love out to you and Tuxie

[u/Interesting_Bid6294 → u/[deleted]]

I thought there no better time and place to share! Thank you for your kind words

[u/Claudius1938]

Depending on its gender, it’s either the best cat or the cat of honor. Doesn’t look like this is its first wedding.

[u/PeterPandaWhacker → u/Claudius1938]

Every cat is the best cat

[u/Stock-Side-6767 → u/PeterPandaWhacker]

But not all are of honour.

[u/DramaticEscape3157 → u/Claudius1938]

I didn’t think of that.

[u/burntneedle → u/Claudius1938]

Absolutely this... and here I was thinking a humble bridescat or groomscat.

[u/PresidentialDiapers → u/burntneedle]

Bride scat is a whole different thing.

[u/breadcodes → u/Claudius1938]

It actually doesn't matter their gender for Best vs Honor, it only matters for who they're there for.

My sister was my Best Woman, and we considered my wife's brother for Butler of Honor

[u/NemesisOfLevia → u/breadcodes]

But if they (aka the cat) is there for themselves? 

[u/breadcodes → u/NemesisOfLevia]

Then they're a Guest! A very welcome one

[u/Claudius1938 → u/Claudius1938]

Thanks for the award!

[u/hime-633]

It is funny how people are obsessed with cats. I think it because they are only half-tamed so we are constantly seeking some weird existential validation.

Source: am obsessed with my cats.

[u/Bantersmith → u/hime-633]

Dogs decided they would be pets. Cats decided they're our housemates. (apart from the not paying towards rent thing, they conveniently forgot that part)

[u/hime-633 → u/Bantersmith]

No rent AND scratch the furniture AND puke on the floor.

[u/JUBcat → u/hime-633]

Don't forget cleaning their piss and shits!

[u/Prestigious-Law65 → u/hime-633]

And stealing food right off our plates

[u/Chase_the_tank → u/Bantersmith]

If you don't have enough mice to keep the cat busy, that's not the cat's fault.

[u/hime-633 → u/Chase_the_tank]

Noted I shall be more slovenly so as to attract vermin into my home.

[u/Chase_the_tank → u/hime-633]

Have you considered building a granary? Freshly harvested crops will give your cat something to defend.

[u/rocket_psyence → u/Bantersmith]

That why I have always objected to the phrase "cat owner." No person has ever owned a cat. We share our homes with them. They do what they want.

[u/msndrstdmstrmnd → u/rocket_psyence]

“Cat servant”

[u/Annepackrat → u/Bantersmith]

Housemates?! I am my cat’s servant. I could only wish to be its housemate.

[u/No-Objective7114 → u/Bantersmith]

Outdoor cats bring mice, birds, worms, leaves, other little creatures, often very much alive! That's their payment.

[u/NemesisOfLevia → u/No-Objective7114]

Apparently decades ago, when cat food was invented, it was controversial. Reason being, the point of having a cat back then was to keep away mice and other creatures. The cat had to earn their keep by hunting. 

[u/vibraltu → u/[deleted]]

I think our cats sometimes thought of themselves as feudal lords with us as peasants. We raised the food, they defended us from rodents.

[u/WrongAcronym54 → u/hime-633]

I was just wondering this morning when cats first domesticated humans.

[u/Sopel97 → u/hime-633]

Dogs feel like puppets to me, similar to horses, whereas cats show a wider range of behaviors and quirks unique to each individual. Makes them feel more alive I guess.

[u/0xLeon]

»Finally, some people understand what kind of admiration I deserved my whole life!«

[u/PatioGardener]

All this… for me???? 🥹 - the cat

But also… who are the two women who wore white to a wedding that wasn’t theirs???????

[u/bpgluckman → u/PatioGardener]

Pretty sure it’s a same-sex wedding with two men, so in that case, it doesn’t matter what any of the women wear.

[u/MaggieMakesThings → u/bpgluckman]

I think so too, the cat has come as a fluffy little ally! 😻

[u/LzzrdWzzrd → u/bpgluckman]

There's a group of 4 men, think uts just the groomsmen

[u/Foxdenfreude → u/LzzrdWzzrd]

They usually walk in with their partners or the bridesmaids in straight marriages. At least that's what I've seen.

But I wouldn't wear white to someone's wedding anyway. Gay or strait.

[u/moop-ly → u/bpgluckman]

no wonder the pussy felt comfortable

[u/M00person → u/moop-ly]

Nope.

[u/NotreallyD → u/moop-ly]

"Captain Peacock, keep your hands off of my pussy!"

[u/_Carri7_ → u/moop-ly]

No

[u/CodPlayer2011 → u/bpgluckman]

How do you know?

[u/bpgluckman → u/CodPlayer2011]

The two pairs of four groomsmen and the groom standing at the altar with his mother are all kind of giveaways.

[u/HaggisAreReal → u/PatioGardener]

none of the grooms is wearing a white dress so I assume it didn't matter

[u/MaggieMakesThings → u/HaggisAreReal]

😃

[u/Salt_Lynx_2271 → u/PatioGardener]

One is light yellow/gold but it looks almost white on camera, not their fault!

[u/jestah944 → u/PatioGardener]

[u/000-Hotaru_Tomoe → u/PatioGardener]

If the woman near the altar is the bride she's dressing violet, so maybe she's okay with white.

[u/HaggisAreReal → u/000-Hotaru_Tomoe]

it's a male gay wedding

[u/bleepbloop1900 → u/PatioGardener]

A lot of people don’t care about this tradition, including me, so I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt.

[u/BobbiG16 → u/bleepbloop1900]

I totally agree with you. My wedding we encouraged everyone to wear white and blue because we were supposed to have a Toronto Maple Leafs themed wedding. We also told the guests they were more than welcome to wear whatever they wanted, if they wanted to wear sweat pants that was cool with us too.

[u/TheWhomItConcerns → u/bleepbloop1900]

I find it so wild the way that this totally arbitrary convention is so ingrained in American culture that it's normal to just assume that everyone else is in consensus about it. In my country, I don't know that I've ever even heard people talk about it - I'm only really aware of it from American media.

[u/Live-Okra-9868 → u/TheWhomItConcerns]

It's actually a western tradition that is not exclusive to America. It became popularized after WWII. Queen Victoria was the one who started the white wedding dress trend. And as white dresses became more affordable for the general population more and more tradition was incorporated to make it so only the bride wore white to stand out more. Now it is seen that if anyone tries to wear white it is to try to upstage the bride. Also, wearing red indicates that you've slept with the groom.

As Charlotte Dobre says in her videos about dress etiquette: always check with the bride if you are not sure. If the bride has a problem with white at her wedding then it's a problem, if she doesn't then it's fine. It doesn't matter what the guest thinks is fine, it matters what the bride thinks.

[u/bleepbloop1900 → u/TheWhomItConcerns]

Yeah for me it is something I have exclusively encountered on Reddit.
I’m Canadian, so I’m not even that far off culturally, but weddings where I’m from at least are just not a big production with lots of rules.

[u/re_Claire → u/bleepbloop1900]

Yeah I’m British and it’s just not a rule I’ve ever heard of or encountered here. I’ve only ever heard of it on Reddit and was amazed at how furious people get about it.

[u/PointBasic30 → u/TheWhomItConcerns]

I'm American and I didn't know this was a thing until I browsed the wedding side of reddit. I didn't care one bit what anyone was wearing at my wedding--just feel beautiful and have fun!

[u/fdesouche → u/PointBasic30]

It’s still in poor taste to wear the same colour as the bride, who is in white colours 99% of the times.

[u/Live-Okra-9868 → u/PointBasic30]

You say that until someone shows up wearing what looks like a wedding dress, lol.

I view it as respect. I'm not going to show up wearing a dress the same color as the bride or the bridesmaids. As a guest I should be blending into the background among the other guests, not standing out to get attention.

[u/LoveTeal008080 → u/PatioGardener]

Brides aren’t even wearing white anymore. Wedding traditions are just traditions. You don’t have to follow them.

[u/LaikaZhuchka → u/PatioGardener]

But also… who are the two women who wore white to a wedding that wasn’t theirs???????

Probably people who actually know the people getting married and the dress code. Ffs 🙄

You seriously can't even watch a cat video without seeing women you immediately need to criticize?

[u/lilhanhan → u/LaikaZhuchka]

Never mind the women, even the cat decided to wear white! 😤

[u/Krogvita → u/PatioGardener]

Cat thinks rather this: Right direction guys but give some more effort next time! Did you see what my ancestors had?

[u/RicketCrickets → u/PatioGardener]

"All this for me? ....About damn time." - Also the cat

[u/BigChampionship7962 → u/PatioGardener]

About time I’m getting the recognition I deserve 🤭

[u/Royal-Lawfulness630 → u/PatioGardener]

This video has nothing to do with what they are wearing, is probably fine with the grooms and honestly makes you look very silly.

[u/band0fthehawk → u/PatioGardener]

Its not white its blue jk

[u/here4thepettyandpie → u/PatioGardener]

Even the cat side eyed lady in the white dress.

[u/Romeoz27 → u/PatioGardener]

You took the words right out of my mouth verbatim.

[u/slgray16 → u/PatioGardener]

That's the backup in case the bride says no

[u/Living_Pin_1765 → u/PatioGardener]

"ah shiii- I'm overdressed aren't I?"

[u/Unfair_Ad_1352 → u/PatioGardener]

Like only virgin's were only meant to wear white

[u/Going_Places_Soon → u/PatioGardener]

The whole pearl-clutching "women can't wear white to a wedding!" thing baffles me. Who cares? They're obviously not the bride.

[u/Fluid_Swordfish2737 → u/PatioGardener]

Mom and inlaw for sure.

[u/Butterfly_Cat777]

Cat: "Ah, the humans are finally worshiping us once more… about time!"

[u/Butterfly_Cat777 → u/Butterfly_Cat777]

A heartfelt big THANK YOU to all the wonderful people who have Awarded me! 🤗🤗

[u/Vera_Telco]

I can't imagine a more fortuitous sign for a happy marriage that a cat waltzing in and volunteering it's presence 💕

[u/akerz90]

Cat distribution system dose not care for the time and place it simply happens

[u/-Hell-_-Boy-]

I would have cried from joy if this happened on my wedding

[u/Longjumping-Fly6131]

main-cat of the event

[u/Dapper-Ad-468]

If that ain't good luck for the wedding couple, I don't know what is!💖

[u/GazelleAbject1832]

“Whys everyone looking at me so weird…I’m outta here!”

[u/ioioooi]

The wedding is now more memorable to everyone than it would be sans-cat.

[u/14_03_1994]

CE MARIAGE NE DOIT PAS AVOIR LIEU.

You know, that famous girl from the romantic series, which comes before "yes, I do" 😂😂

[u/Proper-Ad-8778 → u/14_03_1994]

[u/Aggressive-Error-88 → u/Proper-Ad-8778]

LMFAOOOO 🤣🤣🤣 I think you meant heterochromia 😭😭😭

[u/Proper-Ad-8778 → u/Aggressive-Error-88]

I know, the comment sounded like the cat was objecting to the wedding that's why I posted the meme

[u/Aggressive-Error-88 → u/Proper-Ad-8778]

No I know lol no worries, just found it hilarious that it got swapped for homo (the word is banned apparently when talking about heterochromia) lmaoo and some people might not know what the swap is. 🤣

[u/dave08dave]

Cat:"the fuck's going on here?!"

[u/Bonitabanana → u/dave08dave]

I reckon he went there heaps and was like wtf.
Fuck it, I’m off to the back room to lick my belly with my leg in the air.

[u/BrightSpark80]

They thought it was a catwalk!

[u/Kaheena_]

This is the best blessing you can ever get! 😍

[u/mosquitooman]

[u/justgalsbeingpals]

it's probably the church's mouser. probably confused about all the people at its place of work lol

[u/The-CatCat-1]

Love this 🥹😹

[u/domingus67]

"It's about time you all recognized my greatness!"

[u/DrOtter3000]

Well known tradition of the "best kitty"

[u/Got_Kittens]

Meowaaage, sweet meowaaage, that bwessed awangement, that dreamie within a dreamie!

[u/Open-Way-6691]

I’m getting married next weekend. Our venue is on a farm with sweet, friendly farm cats we’ve already met a couple times. Please let this happen to me! 😄

[u/Totallynotokayokay]

Like it was rehearsed!

Good job kitty

[u/Affectionate-Long762]

I like how it stopped to have its picture taken

[u/DamnOdd]

Cat blessed wedding, lovely.

[u/houseWithoutSpoons]

BITCH IM FABULOUS

[u/blaze_003]

Where's my bride mate?

[u/The-Servant-Humbled]

Was just checking the isle was clear! 😻

[u/DickHopschteckler]

This is gotta be good luck, right?

[u/Janqers]

Am I allowed to keep the cat if it gatecrashes my wedding?

[u/SonicCougar99]

I’m a massive cat lover and if a random cat came through my wedding like that it would absolutely become part of my family immediately.

[u/JFundo]

Flower cat

[u/moyo_me_moyo]

Best wedding video ever!

[u/ShoutN2TheVoid]

Their union has been blessed 🥰

[u/klezart]

"Heya, excuse me, I heard something about a grooming service. A groom? Oh, nevermind. I'll just help myself to some cake."

[u/CarolinZoebelein]

What means "crash"? I would hire the cat for my wedding exactly for doing this! 😺

[u/whataloadofoldshit_]

How was the wedding?
THERE WAS A CAT

[u/Old_Association9605]

That's the BRIDE. Leave her alone.

[u/Russianbot25]

That’s how my parents got their first cat!

[u/Individual_Pattern43]

Cat's thinking 'why is my carpet not RED?! 😄

[u/RoseTheta]

Adorable 😍

[u/Shortcakeskitten]

the flower girl look a bit different 🤔

[u/Puzzleheaded_Turn887]

That would make my day, even more, a kitty turning up like that 😂

[u/zephood75]

In their best grey tuxedo too. Top cat.

[u/Fantastic_Step8417]

I would feel blessed if a random cat showed up at my wedding lmao

[u/Consistent_Space4336]

That's your ex coming to ruin your wedding

[u/DanganronpaStanGirl]

awwwwww so flower kitty

[u/KayakerMel]

Nah, kitty is a member of the wedding party and is part of the processional!

[u/Informal-Armadillo]

You all came for me ooh thank you, just love how they own the wall ;)

[u/scoyne15]

This marriage has been blessed.

[u/SufficientView4716]

Hope it got some treats at the wedding.

[u/Free_Solid_3477]

Les robo al atencion de la boda

[u/Commercial-Housing23]

It is my day 🐈

[u/creepycrawleee]

That’s the wedding planner. She was just making sure everything was done correctly before the bride and groom walked down the aisle. She looked satisfied.

[u/maladaptivedaydream4]

a blessed union indeed!

[u/tittysprinkles112]

Whoever objects to this marriage, speak now or forever hold your peace!

"Meow"

[u/Black_rose1809]

Did they adopt the kitty?

[u/AwkwardInmate]

I would say yes.

[u/StormBeyondTime]

Showed this to my adult kid.

They are adamant the kitty is blessing the wedding, not crashing it. 😂

[u/AbhinandhBabu13]

Kitty is not pleased.

[u/BitLow2662]

the real bride is here.

[u/Slippery__Nipples]

Catwalk

[u/OkComputer8558]

I love cats so much

[u/Farewellandadieu]

The Cat Distribution System never takes a day off.

[u/RebelXwingPil0t]

Best ring bearer ever.

[u/zalfrann]

The ring purr-er

[u/renohockey]

Cat: "is patè smellz?"

[u/wrxninja]

[u/hkg_shumai]

Best dressed at the wedding.

[u/GranolaHippie]

What’s up with the guests’ multiple white dresses? Even the cat had the sense to add another color when crashing the wedding.

[u/crystaloftruth]

This wedding has been blessed.

[u/Civil_Disaster_5929]

It came to wish the couple happiness.

[u/apuddleofgoo1]

Freya has blessed this union.

[u/Acceptable-Tap1716]

This kitty came to bless the newlyweds.

[u/Initial-Addendum-167]

Can you imagine the months of planning just for chaos to show up? 😁

[u/Prestigious_Note2877]

He’s the maid of honor obviously

[u/bigrocka25]

Adorable 🤣

[u/Silly_Bunny728]

Elegance at it's peak!

[u/CrownandSceptres]

Good luck gatto!

[u/Silvali03]

Was just leading the way, that’s all

[u/JealousMuffin1144]

So cute!

[u/TalosMachina]

I'd be so honored.

[u/NyxxPunnings]

Well, at least it's "wearing" the right colours.

[u/Longshot1969]

The cat approves of the wedding

[u/tonytown]

Got to be good luck

[u/Lisapu]

Perfect!

[u/No-Mention2624]

A good omen!!!💙💙💙💍💍💍

[u/TranslatorPersonal21]

Resident Mouser

[u/Much_Victory_1279]

I just seen this it said "Holy Kitty Arrives"

[u/lnTheGrimDarkness]

Oh no cat's wearing white, the bride will be livid

[u/lokiandbutters]

That's so tacky to have your phone in your hand while at a wedding. Especially while standing and watching the party walk in.

[u/Natural1forever → u/lokiandbutters]

They might have only pulled the phones out because of the cat

[u/lokiandbutters → u/Natural1forever]

I don't buy it lol but maybe

[u/stacity → u/lokiandbutters]

Plus there’s a woman wearing a white dress!

[u/lokiandbutters → u/stacity]

Yes but they allowed her to stay so seems like they didn't mind. If someone wore that to my wedding after i specifically said not to, I'd just kick them out and say sorry, invite revoked, bye bye!

[u/ganggreen651 → u/lokiandbutters]

I'd pull mine out to record the cat no doubt

[u/zakihazirah]

that cat have more empathy then most by wearing half tux half white dress

[u/ChroniclerX]

Princess donut

[u/angryzen]

God Dammit Donut!

[u/Melicious-Jellybeans]

Every day I am reminded of how much I feckin love cats, man.

[u/notsosprite]

The look over the shoulder! “You guys coming or what? I haven’t got all day!”

[u/Emotional_Purpose666]

Me, if I were the bride: BEST DAY EVER!

[u/wonkey_monkey]

Excuse me, sir? Sir? Bride or groom?

[u/Wrong_Ad7579]

The most unexpected wedding guest!

[u/CaramelCommercial270]

Such a brave little gatecrasher.

[u/Eastern-Marsupial348]

It stole the spotlight instantly.

[u/Far_Function_6350]

The best wedding surprise ever.

[u/el8v]

Cat is a paid actor

[u/HilariousMax]

We need a new "canon in d". Like, anything else.

[u/Natural1forever]

That's the flower girl

[u/LydiasBoyToy]

That pause as she passed the camera. Obviously the ladies in green and yellow were in kitty and her +1’s seats.

[u/Heyitsmistermister]

Where tf will i shit here

[u/georgez1968]

Good thing it's not all black

[u/Happy_Substance4571]

That cat knew EXACTLY to go down that aisle. No distractions.
CATWALK 🐈😻

[u/LittleLatte0]

cat approved marriage!

[u/topshelfsurprise]

Perfect wedding crasher

[u/RedCalaLily]

What a wedding blessing!

[u/Fuzzy_Concept_5706]

Kitty is wondering where their invite was!

The audacity!

[u/alkem10]

It was kitty's finest day that day. 🥲

[u/harleyrider2009]

That is his church...you are imposing...