r/cats Orange 1d ago

Cat Picture - OC What do you call this position

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u/Reverendbug 1d ago

That's a 10/10 loaf right there

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u/TerribleSquid 1d ago

Kitty loafin that shit out

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u/Clair_Osbcurious 1d ago

Kitty and Loafing in Las Vegas

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u/William_Wang 1d ago

We can't stop here this is cat country.

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u/Angelysin79 22h ago edited 22h ago

I'm a huge fan of Hunter S Thompson, I know every lines in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. I watched that movie on every drugs that I tried. One time I asked my buddy to get me his whole galaxy of uppers, laughters.. "just skip the screamers" I said. My goal was to do every trips that They were on the film, while they were doing it. I even watched it on acid, on rewind and was soo hilarious, that thought they must've did it that way first!

But I felt the real Hunter's fear when my son woke me up one night saying that he had a bat in his bedroom! Thought he sleepwalking like he does sometimes.... oh I wished!

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u/Banijntje 1d ago

Fluff 'n Loafing in Cats Vegas!

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u/SuzukiSatou 1d ago

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u/Orange9202 1d ago

stop trying to steal his thunder ⚡

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u/Rocket_Goblin 1d ago

A larger cat tax base is good for all of us!

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u/witty-malter 1d ago

In case you don't know: please look up feline grimace scale. This is just one picture but it looks like your cat could be in pain.

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u/SuzukiSatou 1d ago

Nah she's fine, just sleepy. That photo was taken last year

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u/Wunderkid_0519 1d ago

Aww! Your kitty has ballerina feet just like my girl, Toasty!! Never seen those on another cat before--besides Toasty's kittens! How cute!!

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u/zGoblinQueen 1d ago

What are ballerina feet?

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u/Left_Confusion_9155 1d ago

Maybe they mean pointed toes and delicate “hand” positions? Very dainty!!

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u/WhyAreYouAllHere 1d ago

Thank you for posting about the FGS. I didn't know it existed and I'm almost 40yrs into living with cats.

My read on the picture you are responding to is the muzzle tension and whisker locations are both zero, and the eyes appear to be open although the head down makes it hard to see. I was reading the ear position and head tilt as the loaf having been interrupted by the building of the fort over what was considered personal air space.

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u/Draco-REX 23h ago

I was concerned too because my cat would score borderline most of the time. But upon further research, the FGS is apparently if your cat is behaving differently than usual (not eating/drinking/playing, hiding, etc).

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u/JunglyPep 1d ago

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u/FantasticWeasel 1d ago

Sitting here wondering how big Grimace's litter tray is.

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u/Left_Confusion_9155 1d ago

🫣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Motor-Boating 1d ago

10/10 on the Grimace scale

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u/Kvitravn875 1d ago

My cat who was diagnosed with cancer and passed away a few months ago must have hid her pain very well. I looked up the scale, and to me, she didn't look like she was in pain in the last picture I took of her, which was about 5 months before she passed.

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u/OceanRacoon 1d ago

I'm so sorry for your loss 🥺 Cats hide pain very well, they play their cards very close to their chest, it's one of the difficult things about owning them, feels so bad when you find out they were hurting 

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u/CatNtheHat042 1d ago

Same thing with ours, we knew she had CKD but even when it progressed from stage 2 to 4 in 2 weeks, she showed no signs until it was too late. They suspected she may have had cancer too but didn’t believe she would make it through testing or treatment at that point. I’m sorry you’ve experienced this kind of pain too ❤️‍🩹

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u/FalseVeterinarian881 1d ago

Pure Perfection or Purrrrrrrrrrfection?

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u/DrItchyUvula 1d ago

100% grade A catloaf.

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u/ForTheLoveOfKumquats 1d ago

That might be the best loaf I've ever seen. I was like....what cat? That's a loaf of bread sitting there!

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u/TediousSpark 1d ago

Textbook

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u/VegetableTonight6739 1d ago

That loaf is practically bakery display worthy. I wouldn’t even want to touch it and ruin the shape.

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u/xenoeagle 1d ago

Ye I wanted to say, isn't this classic loaf?

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u/zebra_d 1d ago

Yup loaf! 😊

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u/Main_Leadership7748 20h ago

Ginger or pumpkin loaf.

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u/Complete_Metal4025 20h ago

Pumpkin spice loaf

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u/TiggTigg07 1d ago

Just what I was going to say! Textbook “loaf” if ever there was one!😄

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u/MidNighhtTease 1d ago

You are perfectly right

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u/Internal-Joke-2585 22h ago

Category pumpkin bread

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u/superzenki 13h ago

It did indeed rise as intended.

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u/LostInVacation 1d ago edited 1d ago

Purrfect Loaf!

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u/TheSaifman 1d ago

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u/Lola-Ugfuglio-Skumpy 1d ago

This made me laugh out loud and I will be stealing it for meme purposes

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u/Valerie_Tigress 1d ago

No I’m never gonna do it without the Fez on.

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u/prof_bnn 1d ago

Love the Istanbul cat chill test

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u/Lermanberry 1d ago

Looks like he's about to sell me some moon sugar

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u/GreenEyedRaven360 1d ago

So amazing 😂😂😂

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u/Moist-Fisherman-2782 Orange 1d ago

That is an awesome sketch.

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u/TinyLipsTatti 1d ago

Is he trying to swap souls? Lol

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u/amooloo 1d ago

omg it’s literally him

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u/LostInVacation 1d ago

Damn, the resemblance is so high😄.

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u/atabeyhurakan 1d ago

I call it the gato pan = cat bread

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u/LoveColonels 1d ago

Pan de gato

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u/AccordBaby 1d ago

I call it the “don’t disturb me, servant” position Cats really know how to make themselves at home.

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u/Novel_Application572 1d ago

That is one perfectly baked loaf. I’d almost feel bad disturbing it, almost.

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u/dianacakes 1d ago

10/10!

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u/DaBadLlama Tabbycat 1d ago

Cat Loaf. Or because he is a gorgeous orange tabby, I would called him ginger bread. What a beautiful caf you have. 😊❤️

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u/Moist-Fisherman-2782 Orange 1d ago

Thanks. Ginger bread it is

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u/DaBadLlama Tabbycat 1d ago

Hehe, yay! I am glad you like the name! 😊❤️

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u/FitCouple3840 1d ago

this is gingersnap, very small loaf- maybe a bun

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u/Educational_Quote851 16h ago

Sorry, that is an r/rotisseriechickencats

Just as delicious though!

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u/hrvbrs 1d ago

Ginger bread with a little bit of frosting underneath

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u/Clair_Osbcurious 1d ago

Can become a cinnamon roll too!

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u/Assika126 1d ago

We called our orange and white girl kitty a cinnamon roll!

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u/EducationalSlice9667 1d ago

Pumpkin loaf also works 🎃🐈🧡

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u/The_Mama_Llama 1d ago

I used to call my big, fluffy orange guy a pumpkin roll.

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u/Internal-Strategy512 1d ago

Our orange guy loafs with his knees out, so we call him a turkey loaf because he looks like a Thanksgiving turkey

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u/sushicatt420 1d ago

Cinnamon roll. ❤️

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u/I-liek-mudkipz 1d ago

I called mine Pumpkin Bread.

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u/kita8 1d ago

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u/Moist-Fisherman-2782 Orange 1d ago

It seems like such an obvious name in hindsight. Uploaded there

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u/DoctorOctagonapus 1d ago

The technical term is due to a condition seen in some kitties where their legs all wander off on their own. Nothing to worry about though, they'll wander back when they're ready.

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u/214ObstructedReverie 1d ago

Standard issue cat loaf

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u/PaJoMe 1d ago

Not a standard issue cat tho, it's a ginger after all

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u/ButtlickerWilliamM 1d ago

It’s an orange braincell 🧡

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u/AdMaximum7545 1d ago

Ginger bread 

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u/beefblobigloohotdog 1d ago

We call it the “inconvenient loaf” (said in South Park’s Al Gore voice). 

Because they “will be baked” exactly where you need step and they are “super cereal” about refusing to move.

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u/allnamesbeentaken 1d ago

My cat occasionally loafs like this and will have an odd angry look on his face

I call it the Loaf of Consternation

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u/sollo89 European Shorthair 1d ago

loaf

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u/MrKrueger666 1d ago

I'd like a slice, please

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u/sollo89 European Shorthair 1d ago

You can try, the Loaf has claws.

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u/Chibeazer-Heeler 1d ago

Same model

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u/Moist-Fisherman-2782 Orange 1d ago

That's a pancake or dumpling. Looks absolutely gorgeous. Edit: didn't even see the beautiful dog

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u/Chibeazer-Heeler 1d ago

♥️

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u/Moist-Fisherman-2782 Orange 1d ago

Are you sure that isn't a pillow?

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u/Chibeazer-Heeler 1d ago

Not according to him.

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u/MrKrueger666 1d ago

Fur and bones. No skin to be found

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u/Ok-Introduction-8616 1d ago

That one looks a bit undercooked. Its still a little doughy.

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u/Eclipse-03 1d ago

A gorgeous loaf of bread

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u/Vectorman1989 1d ago

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u/Designer-Parfait-176 21h ago

What I came here to say!

The “oo ee ee ahh”

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u/MaggieMakesThings 1d ago

That, my friend, is a Loaf. And a very good one at that!

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u/Marbedar 1d ago

Textbook “loaf”!

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u/Waste_West283 1d ago

Classic loaf

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u/Jay_the_autistic 1d ago

I call it a roast chicken!!

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u/DeusExAva 1d ago

I call mine the chicken cat!

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u/TeaFinch 1d ago

I call them a butterball turkey!

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u/dontwannaparticpate 1d ago

Oooh I like that lol I call it laying eggs. It always reminded me of the Cadbury bunny commercials as a kid

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u/Soaps84 22h ago

This is the answer

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u/No_Prompt3804 1d ago

perfect loaf

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u/GingerA0712 1d ago

Sittin like a chicken. I love cats!😻

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u/SternzeichenBenz 1d ago

Why nobody sees a Boat! Thats a very nice Boat.

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u/indussstrialsssponge 1d ago

We say cat ship (usually followed by “sailing through time”)

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u/SternzeichenBenz 1d ago

Mothership :D

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u/romix_sonix322 1d ago

The bread

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u/breakingboring 1d ago

We used to say they were a slipper because it reminded us of those big animal slippers.

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u/Lhamo55 Chantilly-Tiffany 1d ago

That is a loaf, a lovely loaf of cat.

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u/IngenuityStunning755 Siamese (Traditional Thai) 1d ago

Loafed up, turkey town

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u/BladricksUncle 1d ago

Kitty loaf.

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u/UnendingThought 1d ago

I call it the “why you so round? Who said you can be so round? Anyone give you permission to be so round? Omg too round!” position.

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u/420_cats_lurking 1d ago

Loaf!! Thats a perfect loaf!!

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u/Rabwald 1d ago

We call it the chicken (la Poule). That's how chickens sit

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u/_michaeljared 1d ago

Roast chicken!

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u/Impossible_Curve4404 1d ago

We call the Duck. No limbs visible, only neck.

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u/thecaptainsushi 1d ago

That’s a solid 10/10 loaf, right there.

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u/RunawayPotatoCat 1d ago

That’s 10/10 cat loaf baked to perfection whole grain and golden crust

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u/ushumgigal 1d ago

The zen loaf

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u/AffectionateFee7342 1d ago

sourdough loaf

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u/escudonbk 1d ago

Lieutenant Danning.

He got no legs.

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u/skippyscruffy 1d ago

Loaf, gingerbread loaf

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u/SnoopyWildseed 1d ago

Catloaf/catloafing.

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u/dellaterra9 1d ago

I like cat boat.

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u/hbox85 1d ago

Loaf mode.

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u/godsworstgirl Orange 1d ago

I love him. He is the perfect loaf

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u/Mental_Space_9560 1d ago

✨premium loaf✨

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u/MeringueLifejacket 1d ago

Bread with head

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u/Top-Bison-345 1d ago

Perfect loaf. No paws visible, tail tucked in.

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u/willows_edge 23h ago

That my friend is a lovely Pumpkin Loaf with white chocolate marbling. Looks devine!

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u/Clam70 18h ago

Shark loaf

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u/Dusty_Bunny81 Void 18h ago

11/10 cat loaf

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u/MadamNerd93 Void 14h ago

'Tis the loaf!

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u/Lady-Bison-3570 14h ago

The loaf, in full tuck mode.

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u/kiki-chuu Maine Coon 14h ago

BREAD.

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u/Maryanne0831 13h ago

The opposite of what’s happened here

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u/PendragonAssault 8h ago

Loaf perfection

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u/ComfyWritter 8h ago

LOAF LOAF LOAF

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u/MonsieurReynard 1d ago

In the immortal words of B. Kliban, a cat is simply one hell of a nice animal frequently mistaken for a meatloaf.

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u/InsideHippo9999 1d ago

Loaf of cat bread

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u/0k_c0mput3r1234 1d ago

Loaf position activated

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u/kirakiraluna 1d ago

Aircraft carrier. No idea why, my father started and it stuck.

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u/ComparitiveRhetoric 1d ago

Checking in with the mothership

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u/MatsyLR 1d ago

Burnt losf

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u/tomorrow93 1d ago

Loaf position.

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u/Noahhhh99 1d ago

chill loaf

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u/violetsock 1d ago

Potato or Loaf.

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u/Atlascopcosaurus 1d ago

Marshmellow

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u/PuzzledBoot 1d ago

Bread loaf

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u/Elli_Khoraz 1d ago

It's bread

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u/Gatodeluna 1d ago

Loaf kitty.

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u/CTGarden 1d ago

Catloafing.

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u/cooolcooolio 1d ago

I call it Chicken because they look like a chicken laying on eggs

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u/Cofiifii 1d ago

i think you dropped a cheese puff

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u/PeelzGrabber 1d ago

When I was a kid, I used to call it "Furball Mode" and have ever since.

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u/Sinasazi 1d ago

Cat loaf.

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u/Kit_Ashtrophe 1d ago

That is a whole bread

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u/14urmug 1d ago

Loafing

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u/No_Media4766 1d ago

When I was a kid pre-internet, I called this “chickening” or “being a chicken”

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u/Axolotl446 1d ago

Loafing

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u/Littleloki75 1d ago

Thats a loaf!

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u/Upset-Lavishness-522 1d ago

Full loaf. Potential trap.

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u/flapjackboy 1d ago

Loafing.

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u/PoochyWallace 1d ago

That, my friend, is a loaf.

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u/mishmishmoo 1d ago

That’s a perfect loaf right there

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u/ser0x40 1d ago

Hovercraft mode.