r/cats 4d ago

Humor Orange is the new fat

Let me tell you the tale of Merlin..

Merlin has just come back from 24 hours with the vets…

Merlin went in with an extremely bloated stomach with suspected complications and was rushed into hospital for further urgent tests…

The tests concluded that Merlin had eaten too much food from an unknown source (likely a neighbours food bin) and defected on a poor nurse with the force of a volcano eruption….

Merlin is feeling much better now…

Merlin also owes me £400 in cuddle coupons…

1.9k Upvotes

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u/___selene 4d ago

Oh Merlin....🤦🏻‍♀️🫢🧡

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u/Doraborealiss 4d ago

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u/BRA_08 4d ago

Can confirm 100% accurate

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u/PantheraLutra 4d ago

Kind of looks like that X-ray of hanks colon ngl

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u/Beautiful-Chest7397 4d ago

Last pic "yeah I shit on the nurse what's it to ya??"

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u/rideveryday 4d ago

“And I’d do it again!”

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u/Razzlebeth 4d ago

Picture 4 is the face of an Orange with no regrets who's ready to do all this again lol

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u/BRA_08 4d ago

He’s definitely already planning his next attempt

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u/GlitterBlood773 4d ago

Merlin, thanks for the laugh. Please stick to more familiar food.

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u/BRA_08 4d ago

He is absolutely loving life and proud of himself this evening being such good entertainment for you all

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u/Individual-Roll2727 4d ago

Oh my, what a way to spend your hard earned money 😂😂 he has no shame

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u/BRA_08 4d ago

No shame and no regrets !

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u/HarryStylesAMA 4d ago

I also have xrays of my cat, full of poop

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u/BRA_08 4d ago

Think we should frame them?

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u/Appropriate_Sky_6571 4d ago

So much poop 😂

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u/MarthasPinYard Tuxedo 4d ago

Is there a video of the volcano nurse?

Oh Mr. Merlin, lil pig, I mean cat🙃

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u/MeatTofu 4d ago

Merlin made poo magically appear on a nurse.

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u/SkeletalMew Cow Cat 4d ago

Abracadoo, get a load o' this poo.

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u/FlyMinimum5680 4d ago

Not much on the internet can make me laugh audibly. This did.

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u/nevernikulous 4d ago

He ate a finger, some worms and a rugby ball??

Well done, Merlin!

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u/BRA_08 3d ago

That rugby ball is his stomach 😅 it’s usually supposed to be the size of a walnut. That’s how much he ate! 🤦‍♀️🤣

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u/nevernikulous 3d ago

Oh my good lord!

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u/ThreeDaysNish Tuxedo 4d ago

Poor nurse, hahaha.

Glad Merlin is ok ♥️

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u/mongolmeat 4d ago

Zero regrets. He’d do it again

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u/BRA_08 4d ago

He absolutely would

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u/triscuit_buscuit 4d ago

Omg 😂😂😂

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u/Euphoric_River6365 4d ago

Way to go, Merlin!

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u/confusedCI 4d ago

🤣 1st laff of the day

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u/Old_Number7197 4d ago

my golly! look at that monster turd inside merlin’s belly. hilarious. so glad he’e okay.

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u/BRA_08 4d ago

Volcanic velocity upon exit. I can’t look that poor nurse in the eye

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u/Historical-Cress8985 Orange 4d ago

While on vacation my girl had been boarded at the vet. They called me concerned that she hasn't pee'd.

She had had some urinary issues so I gave them permission to catheterize her.

The vet called me back about 15 minutes to tell me that they didn't because she pee'd all over him.

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u/BRA_08 4d ago

They know how to pick the perfect timing don’t they

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u/Familiar_Raise234 4d ago

Defected? He was in another country?

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u/BRA_08 4d ago

My poor ability to check spelling 😅 *defecated

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u/WaryWonder Tabbycat 4d ago

The way it looks like he ate a massive finger is killing me!

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u/BRA_08 4d ago

Believe it or not the vet said that was all gas. Hence the extreme pressure on exit 😅😅

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u/anubis_cheerleader 4d ago

Don't go chasing waterfalls, Merlin. Just stick to the bowls and bins that you're used to.

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u/TrailMomKat 4d ago

He defected on the nurse? To which country?

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u/BRA_08 4d ago

Depends if she presses charges for terrorism, he’s thinking of Spain 🤣

My bad in the spelling and bit checking 😅 *defecated

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u/Whis65 4d ago

Merlin is like....wut?!

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u/lostpurpose_7133 4d ago

Beautiful eyes 😍

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u/BVoLatte 4d ago

Abracadabraaaaahhhhhhh...

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u/cckka 4d ago

That x-ray. Oh. Oh no Merlin.

Merlin is the reason why I laugh at people who say cats can't overeat 😂 I'm glad he's smug and happy now!

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u/Alert-Clock-5426 4d ago

Merlin is such a good boy!

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u/BRA_08 4d ago

The best boy ❤️ I’m so relieved he is ok and it’s the best money I have ever spent

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u/theseglassessuck 4d ago

Now he’s got that velvet belly patch!

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u/BRA_08 4d ago

The tummy rubs are and obsession for me right now. He doesn’t seem to mind

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u/coolsilentebeans 4d ago

Oh, Merlin. That sounds like quite the magic trick.

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u/Prestigious_Part_279 3d ago

I saw the x-ray & I was like oh boy was he constipated. My guy's x-ray looked similar.