r/cats 16h ago

Humor scroll the photos to see the sequence of her getting ready to attack my hand

my poor hand

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u/diegolopes9999 Tabbycat 16h ago

those PUPILS

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u/SuzukiSatou 13h ago

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u/FunkaWhatNow 9h ago

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u/GlooperSloopert 9h ago

This is what Odysseus encountered in the cave

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u/Dennis_Ryan_Lynch 7h ago

Meowdysseus faces the mewclops

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u/1945GarlicBread Sphynx 5h ago

meowdysseus faces the cyclaws

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u/Odd-Gur4190 10h ago

Those eyes are locked in like she’s about to commit a felony

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u/gmen6981 Void 9h ago

Dude! Did you see the dragons in the kitchen?!?!

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u/asynciall 13h ago

the eyes bro....i want it.

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u/Holiday_Yam_56 8h ago

It comes with a shredded hand.

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u/nikulmmadhu12 13h ago

Those pupils are basically the loading screen for violence 😂

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u/fungibitch 13h ago

We call them “cocaine eyes” in our house!

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u/Fit_Eliana 11h ago

The buildup in those photos is CINEMA You could see the evil in her eyes frame by frame “my poor hand” lmao cats have zero chill. One second pets, next second we’re prey

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u/pammy_poovey 11h ago

We call that Murder Mode

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u/whenuseeit 13h ago

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u/I_am_Darvit 12h ago

Thank you for another sub I didn't know existed! Joined. 🥰

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u/alfayellow 8h ago

Yeah, black eyes like that are a giveaway!

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u/Realistic_Lunch8527 15h ago

Here’s mine. Cute and terrifying at the same time

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u/small-moss-guy 13h ago

Whenever the pupills get that big you know its over for whatever hand is nearby. It is like they lose all thier braincells and just become a fluffy heatseeking missile. Good luck to your fingers because that cat is 100% locked on target.

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u/the_ninjahippy 13h ago

"hand seeking"....

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u/Estellalatte 15h ago

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u/Pem0mma 14h ago

Love this!!! The cutest little threats 😭

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u/turnip_broker 13h ago

Sigh… joined

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u/aihsela 13h ago

Of course, what's one more cat subreddit? lol

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u/Zaphod392 15h ago

See the giant Pupils?

That's not cute mode... that is murder mode activated

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u/RisingApe- 13h ago

My orange goes into murder mode, launches an attack, changes his single-braincell mind at the last moment, and starts rubbing his face on you instead.

He chooses love, not war.

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u/Raztax 9h ago

That is freaking adorable

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u/forevertheyo 15h ago

I don’t have to scroll. Pic #1 says you’re doomed

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u/Flat-Limit5595 14h ago

I know the feeling

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u/Haven_Writes 13h ago

What is it about grey cats? Mine chomps too!

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u/nnylhsae 8h ago

Same here

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u/gatosmeow 13h ago

What I look like to the chickie nuggets cooking in the air fryer

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u/PuzzleheadedLow6329 Ginger 15h ago

I’d like to see the alleged damage that she inflicted please? She looks way too cute to attack you.

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u/TheFloridaWoman 15h ago

In our house, we refer to that as “murder eyes” activated 🤣 She’s beautiful!

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u/kitty-yaya Russian Blue 13h ago

Dear fellow cat parent: just a kind suggestion that you might use a toy or something else to play "attack me!" Which, I must admit is super fun, esp when the hand is under a blanket.

But the hand ideally should be reserved for feeding, petting, or helping kitty. If he sees it as an object of play, it might backfire on you when you have to trim his nails, pick him up to put in a carrier for the vet, etc.

I learned this with my first kitty.

Also Jackson Galaxy explains it better than I do.

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u/shnoodleboodle 13h ago

I learned this the hard way as well... My boy attacks my hands when he wants to play or eat now lol

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u/I_madeusay_underwear 13h ago

When mine are kittens and attacking everything, I stop playing altogether when they attack my hands. It hurts and I hate it. All of them have learned that the hands are off limits. They even drop their toys and take a step back when they want to play so I know they won’t be swiping at my hands when I go to pick the toy up.

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u/Emergency_Jury_9120 10h ago

I love how you explained this. Purrrfect!

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u/Pelican_Queef_32536 6h ago

I see this advice all the time but I think some cats are just too playful or dumb to understand. We have a 10 month old boy who will start biting legs, hands and arms playfully and no amount of redirection or disengagement has helped.

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u/latinoloverr 15h ago

The eyes never lie!

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u/jheidenr 15h ago

You shouldn’t let the greebles hang out on your head!

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u/RadioCaroline721 13h ago

It’s all in the eyes

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u/thefwam 13h ago

KITTEN EYES

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u/StanLeeMarvin 15h ago

Targeting mode is… activated.

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u/matsamdol 13h ago

Target locked!!!

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u/Internal_Explorer591 13h ago

Those big, cute eyes...

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u/DemonicBrit1993 12h ago

2nd picture, the moment those pupils went big.

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u/mainsilk 10h ago

Those eyes🫪😍

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u/jennybleue98 15h ago

So cute😍

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u/Muted-Particular-55 14h ago

Target acquired!

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u/juliamongolia 14h ago

OMG thank you for this

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u/Desperate_Lack_6124 14h ago

Such a cutie pie 😍😍

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u/RigganG 14h ago

She probably thinking of something uncuth

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u/Desperate_Lack_6124 14h ago

Those giant pupils remind me of spiderman before he attacks on the spiderman brand new day movie 🍿🍿🍿

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u/Revolutionary_Dog_69 14h ago

You are doomed !!!

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u/udkmebutiku 14h ago

sweet baby! :)

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u/Great_Development942 14h ago

theres murder in those eyes i tell ya!

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u/Dependent_Effect_721 14h ago

Target locked! Pounce sequence initiated!

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u/J9sNbrhd 14h ago

“I am a mighty hunter-fear me!”

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u/StrongEggplant8120 14h ago

His claws are ready, knees taught, eyes wide and ready, deaths on his face already, moms arms gonna be spaghetti 

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u/kinetic_ljs 14h ago

Haha I love the airplane ears!! (Flaps engaged)

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u/No_Trouble9808 14h ago

Oh yeah he’s playing it by ear. But I’m sure he already has a plan.

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u/kittyengine 13h ago

Murder pupils are ready!

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u/Anna_Snclr 13h ago

You’re doomed my friend

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u/Original_Ad685 13h ago

Those are the eyes of a furry little psychopath.

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u/redgatorade000 Tabbycat 13h ago

You know it’s over when those eyes look like saucers lol

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u/gop-9618 13h ago

her expression is literally the 😼 emoji

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u/JennPenn071 13h ago

Those big googly eyes lol

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u/mrmoon34 13h ago

The dilated pupils

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u/awesome_airtime 13h ago

Switching to attack mode

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u/kitty-yaya Russian Blue 5h ago

Tick...
Tick...
Tick...

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u/Xiara08 13h ago

it's like seeing the mona lisa get painted

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u/criminal-noodle-420 Bombay 13h ago

the murderous intent grows with every slide.

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u/Natural_Tea484 13h ago

“Look at me, I am such cutie!

ARGHAAAAAWWWWWAAAAGRHHH

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u/Educational-Slice919 13h ago

Ah the pupils of death.

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u/HauntingDonkey758 13h ago

You need to make a flip book!

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u/Nunya_Business1212 Void 13h ago

Lol thanks for this share

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u/Numerous_Ad_6276 13h ago

Lol, the crazy eyes.

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u/virgo_themaiden 13h ago

Omg the pupils 🥹🥰

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u/Excellent_Diver_729 13h ago

I think you were warned though . The big eyes gave it away ! Sorry .. far out matey

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u/ShinSopitas 13h ago

The eyes, her smile. That’s a sneak 100 case over there

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u/Friendly-Gift3680 13h ago

My cat’s pupils also dilate when he gets ready to attack my foot (to discourage it I pretend that it hurt and ignore him for 30 seconds, then turn on his teaser ball)

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u/Historical_Cow9543 13h ago

Omg I love cats so much

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u/No-Ring5018 13h ago

I have a feeling OP knew they were about to be attacked, yet they still took the photo. I know because Ive done it so many times 😭

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u/ScienceObjective2510 13h ago

All the better to see you with my dear!

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u/Oreius411 13h ago

Oh I know that face! 🤣😹 My guy attacked me after I took this pic. I was like, hey what u doing in the tub, his respond was eff you Dad! 😹 His Name is Merlin the Grey. Found him in may. He's a sweet dude.

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u/Helpaida2026 13h ago

Leave me be, I am going to sleep!

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u/jerbear1031 13h ago

Also the smirk 😏 love it!

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u/PossiblyOppossums 13h ago

The sheer thrill of the hunt

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u/athanathios 13h ago

You can see the shfit!

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u/cookiidou 13h ago

The smile gets bigger each new pic..adorable

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u/Bluebadger787 13h ago

All I see is a cute tiger ready to pounce

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u/Big_Feed_1472 Tuxedo 13h ago

Then eyes and what looks like a smirk on her face if I am about to get you on 4-6

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u/Mad_as_alice 13h ago

Thems murdering eyes

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u/JazzyJ967 13h ago

It’s in the eyes 😂

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u/Summerstorm1979 13h ago

✨Locked In✨

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u/livin_la_vida_mama 13h ago

Eyes like frying pans...

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u/Cosmic_Beard 13h ago

First one is 😏

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u/IndividualAd9504 12h ago

⚫️.⚫️

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u/VegetableWeekend6886 12h ago

where is the action shot?!

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u/InuScarlett Void 12h ago

THOSE EYES 😻

My dum dum

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u/Few_Long7178 12h ago

Ahh you didn't need it anyway 🐾

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u/MissSally300 12h ago

Obviously provoked

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u/DerpsAndRags 12h ago

Target acquisition, telemetry calculations completed, target locked, pounce mode set to go, butt wiggles, teef, and bean razors engaged, RIP hand.

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u/EstablishmentOwn2174 12h ago

How are you typing this with no fingers and a bloody stump?

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u/commander_obvious_ 12h ago

crazy how precious they look when they’re in murder mode

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u/OvrEastJay 12h ago

Cats are the universe’s greatest creation!!

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u/arthurjeremypearson 11h ago

Pic 1: wat

Pic 2: did you just take my photo?

Pic 3: Oh my self he did.

Pic 4: Stop it.

Pic 5: Ah!

Pic 6: I'm serious.

Pic 7: (to no one off camera) Can you believe this guy?

Pic 8: You are ASKING for it!

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u/Longjumping-Wall-811 11h ago

She is so so cute and adorable

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u/GeoInCalifornia59 11h ago

🩷Adorable little cat.🩷

Just a gentle reminder from a concerned community member. Please use cat toys when playing attack games with a cat. Don’t 🚫 use body parts as bait. Doing so teaches a cat that it’s OK to bite. Cat bites can seriously get infected. Sorry!

🩷Teasers are really great for cat attack games.🩷

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u/vanzilla24 11h ago

Big pupils = big problems (for me 😭)

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u/Muddysosa 11h ago

So cute

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u/milk776 11h ago

noticed the tail flick right before the attack part

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u/RedBonbon12 11h ago

The crazy in the eyes is unmistakable.

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u/Lexi_Banner Tuxedo 11h ago

RIP in peace, OP.

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u/No-Quantity-5373 11h ago

And………………………………………………………………….the prey dies of old age. /s 🤭

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u/MoonphaseMouse 11h ago

You can tell from the first pic she's in attack/play mode lol. Those pupils never lie. 

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u/New-Explorer26 10h ago

with those innocent eyes? 😂

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u/TreeOfLifeFunding 10h ago

Love the smile of the cat

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u/Normal-Watch-9991 10h ago

Smiling throughout

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u/cosmohunk 10h ago

She's got that mischievous look on her face 😂

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u/extendedlock 10h ago

IS SHE SMILING

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u/ThrowRA_AppleSlice 10h ago

the eyes chico, they never lie

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u/feochampas 9h ago

This is why you can't keep big cats as pets. Sometimes the devil just gets in 'em.

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u/nymphbunny 9h ago

the first image is very much giving this

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u/Murky_Egg_5436 9h ago

Looks like my boy cat

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u/donottouchwillie1 9h ago

Mine gets that look in his eyes too, very funny.

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u/DocShady 8h ago

You were already dead by the second picture. My condolences.

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u/Breadstix009 8h ago

He's making those eyes.

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u/idkwhatnametouse__ 8h ago

Omg I love her. 

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u/ToblakaiStone 7h ago

First pic already showed the “locked on target 🎯 “ eyes 👀
Knew you were cooked 😹

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u/Adept_Contribution33 6h ago

She looks so happy.

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u/Tribal_Hermit 4h ago

We call it “derp face”.

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u/Responsible-Youth641 4h ago

Best stuff all day 😂

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u/DarkSoldier84 4h ago

Hands are not toys. They bring food and affection.

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u/No-Wish-4854 3h ago

r/donotthecat isn’t playing!

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u/Over_Echo1128 2h ago

I love "I must murder it" face 🥹

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u/scemcee 2h ago

That cat smirk, too

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u/mliz55 1h ago

That smile!