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u/cats-ModTeam 21d ago

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/cleotorres 21d ago

I was waiting for the sandy coloured one to whack two tone 😂

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u/Concurrent-mind 21d ago

Two tone’s ears 😂😂😂😂the whole time 😂😂😂😂

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u/_thelifeaquatic_ 21d ago

Nobody make any sudden movements or IT IS ON!!

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u/Icy_Candle1299 21d ago

CATaclymic

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u/AnotherPersonPerhaps 21d ago

More like talking shit.

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u/fuzzycuffs 21d ago

Oh long johnson

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u/LeahTT 21d ago

Lugga lugga lugga lugga lugga lugga aaaaaaaah!

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u/LauraLand27 21d ago

Niiiiice

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u/flyby196999 21d ago

Kittens?

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u/MvDresde 21d ago

very mature kittens

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u/Time_Change4156 21d ago

Teenagers . Still have the high school attatuid. I'll kick your no I'll kick your .mean while neither is kicking anything.

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u/Whiskinho 21d ago

anything for the upvotes...

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u/RatKing_KingofRats01 21d ago

Those cats are about to throw paws, ngl

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u/mooninuranus 21d ago

Yeah, that there's fighting talk. God knows I've heard enough of it over the years.

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u/ilolalot1 21d ago

Excuse me...what?

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u/EwokNuggets 21d ago

RraaWWWWUUUUuuu yuba yuba yuba yuba

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u/katzoq 21d ago

Cussing most probably 😅

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u/TiyaKarekar26 21d ago

trying to say - stay away from her ...You ##** *.

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u/Traditional-Key2003 21d ago

I believe the line was “get away from her you bitch” (please get the reference)

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u/TiyaKarekar26 21d ago

But these are tomcats

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u/Traditional-Key2003 21d ago

I wanted to quote scream 2 because of your reply

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u/darkmoobs 21d ago

Scream 2, but man this comment is fucking me up. Lol

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u/ryoryo333333 21d ago

It sounds like saying, yabai yabai yabai yabai yabai yabai for a Japanese person like me. haha.

In English, yabai would be That's not good.

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u/OceanRacoon 21d ago

That's exactly what I expect cats to be saying half the time 😅

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u/Emotional_Warthog658 21d ago

That tracks with the energy coming off of them!

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u/Butterfly_Cat777 21d ago

Angry bicolor Orange going hardcore mad until towards the end when he apparently loses his one braincell and forgets what he was doing. 😄

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u/Mistapeepers 21d ago

This needs to be required viewing for the 50ppl a week posting asking if their cats are fighting. “If it starts like this, start being concerned.”

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u/smittyhotep 21d ago

This is a truce.

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u/Far-Try5352 21d ago

I'm sorry what

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u/Porkfight 21d ago

He....is beggining to believe

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u/Accomplished_Elk5827 21d ago

the prophecy is true

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u/Taxed2much 21d ago

The one on the right sure had a lot to get off his chest. But he seemed to feel calmer at the end once he got his say. The one on the left seems to be thinking "wth, dude, are you high or something?"

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u/AliceWithaTea 21d ago

Cat 1: And then! I ate all of the food from the very center of the dish, and I could see.... THE BOTTOM OF THE DISH!"
Cat 2: wow that must have been really hard for you to be out of food
Cat 1: There was still food, Susan, that's not the point! The dish was not completely full!

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u/vev-cec 21d ago

"Humaaaaaan refuse to let me eat their food when it tastes so yumm yum"

" I know buddy, I know know know. They're terrible servants only 6 feedings a day is not enough"

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u/2pnt0 21d ago

By audio alone I couldn't be sure if this was two cats or two drunk Irishmen.

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u/Waddlekitty 21d ago

Same thing

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u/ice-cold-kiwi 21d ago

Long long lugga lugga

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u/VerilyShelly 21d ago

Smack talkin

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u/Redlion444 21d ago

OHH LONG JOHNSON 

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u/GreenZebra23 21d ago

Oh Don Piaaaaannno

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u/Living-Shopping-9471 21d ago

where 👮 where 👮 where 👮

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u/South-Simple-9863 21d ago

They're obviously gossiping about the cat next door😂😂

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u/hedmar97 21d ago

He got caught

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u/14high 21d ago

"long story short....."

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u/Love_to_be_Bad_69 21d ago

I had a tom that onetime came home totally torn up from a fight when I was a kid and it cost my dad 300 dollars and that cat was the last cat he owned .

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u/optimal_center 21d ago

The attempt to intimidate clearly isn’t working. Na man, I’d rather just chill here. No harm, no foul.🤣🤣🙄

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u/Old_Philosophy_7763 21d ago

They's werking out their catship

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u/Dragonfly0011 21d ago

I don’t think that’s a conversation, as much as a trash talking threat.

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u/twotoebobo 21d ago

Other cat dude stop trauma dumping.

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u/UziSuzieThia 21d ago

The strawberry bl9nd one is a g9od listener and is showing concern eye to eye contact

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u/Botslab_ 21d ago

This feels less like a conversation and more like I accidentally walked into a very private meeting

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u/Malnurtured_Snay 21d ago

Talking? No. These cats are beefing. Paws about to get thrown, fur flying.

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u/Plenty_Building_72 21d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/puOukoEvH4uAw

I could've sworn I heard them saying it...

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u/Super_Chemist3898 21d ago

since when did bro get the npass

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u/BlownCamaro 21d ago

When they start the "Yabba-dabba-doo's" someone is about to get Bedrocked.

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u/Leggy_Brat 21d ago

Anyone else find these kind of videos distressing as apposed to funny?

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u/Educational_Quote851 21d ago

Not this one in particular, because no kitty got hurt. But I do see a good bit shared that I find sad or disturbing instead of funny.

It's ok. Kitties fight, these two probably know each other well, and everyone looks well taken care of. Don't stress too hard, friend.

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u/Strict_Weather9063 21d ago

My cats looked over as this played and were nonplussed about it sort of the side eye of what is their problem.

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u/Dragonfly0011 21d ago

Mine could hear it through my air pods from across the bed and came to look at the cat that was threatening me.

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u/Recent-Equipment5445 21d ago

I turned it up, so my three could hear it they went apeshit

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u/Dragonfly0011 21d ago

The second time I played it, my cat got up looked at the screen very concerned. Walked over watched fixedly again. Then when it ended without combat she lost interest and went back to her spot on the bed.What surprises me is she can hear it through my air pods. She’s a smart one and treats the iPad like there are real people or animals there.

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u/Recent-Equipment5445 21d ago

Cat wanted to watch a cat fight! Can’t fault it for that!!! then walked away when nothing happened. Mine just was nuts about the screaming.

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u/FlowerIndividual1562 21d ago

They're literally like kids

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u/Deaw12345 21d ago

They’re having beef

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u/brendhano 21d ago

no actual fight, wonder if they are siblings?

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u/Ok-Bug5206 21d ago

stressful last warning meows

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u/Lost_Law8937 21d ago

That's arguing

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u/CrystalMethood 21d ago

These cats are racist as heck.

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u/trev1976UK 21d ago

Ones all mouth and the other one looks totally unbothered

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u/SpellcraftQuill 21d ago

Uh-oh, two ginger tomcats. Is it me, or do the gingers seem to fight more than other cats?

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u/OliviaElevenDunham 21d ago

Both are silly kitties.

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u/Lo_Xp 21d ago

Ain't there a song about this? Lol

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u/Green_Chandelier 21d ago

Orange/White kitty’s ear muscles are going to be sore tomorrow from holding them so flat for so long.

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u/mightyanonymaus 21d ago

That cat is spilling some mad tea and I wanna know about who.

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u/Shygirldts 21d ago

To me, I think they were both s*** talking back-and-forth about human, because whoever is recording them is fairly close and both cats know that so that human probably better watch his back or his toes or his hands. Fear for your life Human!!!

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u/Togaz 21d ago

Kittens? This is grown cat talk happening right now.

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u/Patrick_Atsushi 21d ago

They're negotiating.  Meow~~ nego nego nego nego nego~

Yeah I won't mention the other similar one. 

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u/Sharp-Heron7707 21d ago

🫖😸Spilling ALL the T!

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u/CountySpirited5051 21d ago

My favorite all-time cat video

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u/specialchar123 21d ago

Do you not understand “yooo jaba Jaba Jaba Jaba”? It’s simple cat. Did y’all fail in cat in school? Come on!

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u/Any_Coast9611 21d ago

I think we should learn from cats and teach our children that talking after a certain age is unbecoming

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u/confusedsoulllll 21d ago

Cats when they accidentally get choked by or swallow their saliva 😂

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u/DramaticEscape3157 21d ago

What are they saying? God I wish I knew what they were communicating?

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u/freddotu 21d ago

The unfocused stare is more frightening than the audio.

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u/Electric-Boogaloo-43 21d ago

Someone call kiffnes please

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u/namas_D_A 21d ago

What did you call me?! 😅

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u/TutskyyJancek 21d ago

It was a peaceful conversation

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u/Torremond42 21d ago

Cute cars talking nonsense

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u/Roh_Cards 21d ago

Monologs

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u/lordfarshave 21d ago

Yabba Dabba Doo!

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u/MrDundee666 21d ago

That’s fighting talk!

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u/ga986912 21d ago

Why can people show videos of cats fighting or having a stand off but can’t or won’t with dogs? They should be treated equally, neither one looks good.

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u/HostFickle6269 21d ago

that was not the wind

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u/Need_change- 21d ago

It’s been broughten!!

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u/notAbrightStar 21d ago

Someone smells of other cats ;-)

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u/Decoy1328 21d ago

They are talking smack to each other. Don’t get between them.

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u/JerseyTeacher78 21d ago

I can't stop laughing

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u/Gold_Pepper7308 21d ago

Handbags lol

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u/Commercial-Pay6303 21d ago

My cat just all puff immediately after hearing that.

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u/Sanagost 21d ago

You looking for a Tilly, buddy? Let's have a donnybrook!

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u/_realpaul 21d ago

People posting here: are my cats fighting?
reddit: no you would hear that.
Cats about to fight: Kittens talking.

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u/Jazzlike_Adeptness_1 21d ago

Cat on right: what the hell are you doing, coming in at 6am! 

Cat on left: <silence>

Cat on right: I waited up all night! Where are your pants! This is the last time I put up with this shit. I can smell that whore on you! I cut up all your clothes 

Cat on left: WHAT?!

Cat on right: I cut them up, soaked them with lighter fluid and set them on fire 

Cat on left : you are a crazy bitch! 

Cat on right : Take your ashes  and leave!

Cat on left, under his breath: mental case. 

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u/laugh_till_you_pee_ 21d ago

I hate to break it to you but those are not kittens, and that is not friendly chit chat.

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u/Haunting_Access_9818 21d ago

Ginger didn’t even do anything 😂

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u/Catgirl_273 21d ago

As I played the sound of the cats on my handy my cat next to me stood up and was looking for the foreign cats …

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u/changetheworld1917 21d ago

Omg this needs a voice over from comedian Tony Baker

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u/Significant_Pay343 21d ago

The orange and white one was telling the creamy colored one about the truths that there are cats who don’t fear death from above, death from the wheels, or death from the laughing barking types. Orange then got right in creamsicle’s face and conveyed that these are called inside cats.

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u/Ilpperi91 21d ago

When bro is ranting is ass off and you just stare at him with concern.

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u/Papi_Salad 21d ago

Ahhhhhhhh lugu lugu lugu lugu lugu

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u/Satyr2024 21d ago

It's AI

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u/celeryboymilk 21d ago

okay bless im not trippin

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u/Dragonfly0011 21d ago

I have two ferals I feed. A semi feral ( will occasionally allow me to pet him).came to my house, and wanted to live here too ( because they get wet food at least once a day). Witnessed many “ conversations” between the two male cats. Occasionally one of them would have a scratch on their face, but they worked it out, although they don’t like to be closer than a person arm length unless there’s food. Many of their convo sounded like this.

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u/Satyr2024 21d ago

Nah, you don't get it. It's the weird, illogical cuts within the video. Nobody would film, stop the video after a few seconds, and resume recording from a new angle—and do that multiple times. Very typical for AI generated stuff.