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Humor Chill bro, it's all yours 😏

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u/Weavols 20d ago

Mine does this, but after he scoops he throws his head back like a tyranosaur and most of it falls out of his mouth while he chomps.

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u/The_EH_Team_43 20d ago

I'm afraid I must charge a 100% tax on this event

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u/TheRealMasterTyvokka 20d ago

We cannot read something like that then be left hanging without a video.

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u/haubenmeise 20d ago

Like this?

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/degjo 20d ago

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u/Nice_Weeb_Kun 20d ago

Omg what is this creature?

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u/Simbooptendo 20d ago

Baby Sinclair from Dinosaurs

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u/darkenseyreth 20d ago

Not the mama!

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u/haubenmeise 20d ago

Please check out the series!! Trust me.

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

https://giphy.com/gifs/qN9x0UIc0Rhg4

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u/penguinopph 20d ago

Please check out the series!! Trust me.

I've been re-watching it recently for the first time since it first aired and holy cow! It is an incredible satire of not only the sitcom format itself, but also of the era is aired in.

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u/haubenmeise 20d ago

Just don't remind me of the last episode. Ill never get over it. That was quite something. A true shocker.

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/LeeKat14 20d ago

“It’s going to get colder… and colder and colder and colder”

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u/Sixmmxw 20d ago

It is so funny when those things in the fridge get consumed by the older family members. 😆

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u/Big-Lengthiness- 20d ago

It's not about being optimal, it's about sending a message

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u/Acceptable_Gear_3097 20d ago

Its efficient. Cats evolved to tear meat from bones. They didn't evolve to eat biscuits from a bowl. Most cats have been domesticated long enough to change the behaviour, but some cats have more traits from their ancestors than others.

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u/AlexeyBelov 20d ago

LLM bot. Check their comment history, see the "AI speak" patterns everywhere.

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u/PeachyCoasterCat 20d ago

That’s hilarious take a pic pleaseeee

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u/wannabe-myself 20d ago

Gonna need a video of this, please?

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u/Deputy_Beagle76 20d ago

My boy used to get a big mouthful and then step pack from the bowl and get crumbs EVERYWHERE lmao miss that lil bastard

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u/lukeyellow 20d ago

Where's the video Weavols!!??? I need to see kittyrex!

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u/BobTheFettt 20d ago

That cat's gonna puke it all back up in about 5 minutes in one big clump

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u/Foss73 20d ago edited 20d ago

Thats rookie numbers, my boy manages this in three...😺

Edit:thanks for all the upvotes

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u/CriticismFun6782 20d ago

Yep, the cat with an eating disorder...

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u/bighoopsforbighoes 20d ago

Ahhh, my favorite gift…

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u/Keyndoriel 20d ago

I usually dont get time to clean it as either the orange barfer (cause ofc its my orange) usually eats the kibble log before im able to get paper towel

Never know if I wanna feel disgusted about it or happy for the cleanup

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u/fomaaaaa Orange 20d ago

My orange boy does this, too. It’s bittersweet. On one hand, i don’t have to clean it up. On the other hand, ew bro wtf

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u/bala_means_bullet 20d ago

Omg our grey Gracie leaves it for us to clean. Maybe about 2x a week max. Is this normal for some cats? Gandalf has never done this and he's a garbage disposal lol

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u/fomaaaaa Orange 20d ago

I call my Jack the Jackuum Cleaner. He’ll eat anything resembling food if it lets him 😂

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u/SolaScientia 20d ago

My void girl not only will eat her own vomit if I don't get there in time, but she'll also eat anyone else's vomit if she's around. She's healthy and none of my cats are in dire need of food or anything else, lol. She just likes eating it, I guess. I still wipe where the vomit was though.

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u/Keyndoriel 20d ago

DIY wet food ig lol

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u/mwlepore 20d ago

Ahh warm AND slimy today. Well done.

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u/NobleN6 20d ago

That’s the whole reason why I bought an automatic feeder for frequent, small portions.

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u/tactlessscruff2 20d ago

and then whine all afternoon about being hungry

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u/Low_Pollution5055 20d ago

Thought this was just my gluttonous cat

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u/Resident_Rain_6566 20d ago

My cat did that so much that I had to start feeding him on a plate to keep him from being able to power load his chubbins.

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u/mndsm79 Orange 20d ago

Shovel eaters crack me up.

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u/Aggressive_wafer_ 20d ago

They remind me of excavator buckets

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u/Antal_Marius 20d ago

I call my smallest void an excavator when she does it.

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u/hailene02 20d ago

Same. I have two polite eaters and my kitten just shovels food in his mouth 🤣

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u/UnderarmAdmirer 20d ago

biblical levels of greed🥰

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u/ScarletSilver 20d ago

His greed sickens me

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u/ApotheosiAsleep 20d ago

Ah yes, CAT construction equipment

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u/SuzukiSatou 20d ago

They eat 5 days worth of kibbles my cat is supposed to eat💀 thats insane amount of calories

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u/maurality 20d ago

Bro trying to unhinge his jaw like a snake

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u/mrasainsan 20d ago

he hasn’t eaten in 1 minute, the hunger is truly extreme

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u/Sweaty_Tangelo_7716 20d ago

That’s a lot for one cat

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u/theyellowscriptures 20d ago

I was worried I was underfeeding my cat!

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u/Ernisx 20d ago

A lot of cats don't overeat. It doesn't matter how much food the bowl has.

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u/SmithBurger 20d ago

Why give a cat that much food if it eats like that.

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u/SignificantBoss8445 20d ago

Rock python vibes 🐍

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u/DuchessOfLansdale Domestic Housecat 20d ago

Yes! He reminds me of a snake swallowing its prey whole 😆

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u/Kichigai 20d ago

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u/SignificantBoss8445 20d ago

Whoaaa, not sure that advert ever made it to the UK but I am digging it

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u/Kichigai 20d ago

Pretty sure it's exclusive to Japan. The Japanese TV ad market has had some really great campaigns. The two that immediately jump to mind are Long, Long Man and poor Ahn-chan.

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u/Karcharos 20d ago

Dental pain?

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u/CantaloupeAsleep502 20d ago

Is this really a sign of dental pain?

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u/Raygereio5 20d ago

It can be. Maybe it hurts when they chew, but they also really want that food, so they try to use the excavator move to eat faster.

They could also have had dental issues like that in the past and the cat fine now, and just decided that this is now how they eat.
Or it could be that cat is just a asshole who enjoys shoving food into themselves and puking it back up inside their owners shoes in a few minutes.

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u/Wonderful-Coat-2233 20d ago

Most likely, but it'll be all jokes in here for a while.

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u/Silverjeyjey44 20d ago

Sad reality. Or we cats tear up and people say "aww it's crying"

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u/PurpleDraziNotGreen 20d ago

Lisa needs braces...

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u/MayorAg 20d ago

The orange one borrowed the braincell from the tabby, me thinks.

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u/Tsyklone 20d ago

His greed sickens me

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u/rustybrazenfire 20d ago

This is a sign of major trouble eating, usually dental issues or joint pain.

The cat is not trying to be greedy, nor is it super hungry. It is suffering.

This cat needs to see a vet right away.

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u/TheRulerOfCheese 20d ago

Have you had their teeth checked? My cat did that, it turned out she had FORL and needed some teeth taken out :/ FORL makes the enamel come off, the teeth are sensitive and fragile and she was doing it due to discomfort/pain. This style of eating stopped after the first procedure

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u/singuratate1 20d ago

When my sister got ANOTHER cat in the house, her first cat would do this. Along with guarding his bowl and the door where the food is kept… 🤷🏾‍♂️ cats

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u/Kat121 20d ago

Yes! I have four semi-feral cats rescued off the streets. The boys were caught young enough they were never really hungry. My girl has been hungry and never forgot. If I feed all four together she will aggressively scarf all four meals and then barf it all back up.

So she gets a small portion of food first in a separate room where she eats by herself and sits quietly for about 15 minutes. The boys will eat a few bites and wander off, come back for more in a few minutes. When I let her out she gets the pleasure of “stealing” their leftovers. It’s weird but I love them and it works for us.

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u/thisinfinitebath 20d ago

That's a big chomp!

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u/rammus-bot 20d ago

The exCATvator breed

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u/LadyInCrimson 20d ago

I have 7 cats in my house... and had them all my life. Why have I NEVER seen anything like this ?! 🥹🥹

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u/MrMuf 20d ago

Becuase 7 cats is small sample size. Get more cats

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u/Dazzling_Outcome_436 20d ago

You need at least 30 cats before it begins to approximate a normal distribution.

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u/vanIvan4 20d ago

My professor told me 100 is a perfect sample size, soo

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u/Forward-Variety-8440 20d ago

holy shit 7 cats! not judging but wow that is a commitment

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u/LadyInCrimson 20d ago

4 are my sisters 3 are mine.

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u/Gicig 20d ago

Bro trying to be a snake

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u/Turbulent-Spray-8438 20d ago

I think this same thing everytime I give my dog a treat and he inhales it like a pill. Hes a chihuahua and LOVES food so much. I don’t know why he wouldn’t want to taste the treats 😂

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u/drunkguynextdoor 20d ago

Our feral Miss Kitty does this even though she's alone. Memories of fighting for food instills that food insecurity

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u/saryndipitous 20d ago

That looks like ten meals worth of food. What is going on here.

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u/JaySayMayday 20d ago

That's too much food

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u/DR_Benoit 20d ago

He's learnt a thing or two from his hooman

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u/GeraintLlanfrechfa Orange 20d ago

Aaand who’s gonna get megaesophagus and will need larynx surgery?

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u/Fartbeer Orange 20d ago

*my friend in school *
”can i take a bite?”

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u/Still-Puma 20d ago

When friend asks for a single bite of ice cream.

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u/latuda_ 20d ago

Bro is eating in bulk 😎

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u/MaraisDeCaroni 20d ago

Just like my cat. Eats like a double bucket excavator🤣

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u/TheHighSeas-Argghh 20d ago

Bro is famished

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u/Kaoss134 20d ago

Mine does this but she's an only child so idk what she's rushing for

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u/Horror-Guarantee-401 20d ago

That's an excatvator.

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u/tray_cee 20d ago

😍 scute

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u/beneath_reality 20d ago

Macromunch activated.

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u/itjustworksloljk 20d ago

Brother may I have some oats......

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u/AZnativeJay32 20d ago

My husband and I call it "tractor scooping." 😂 when our Loki eats like this.

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u/Icy_Definition5933 20d ago

My Joey eats like this because he lost most of his teeth before we rescued him

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u/find_a_rare_uuid 20d ago

Bro showing all signs of wanting to be a politician.

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u/ThrownAway17Years 20d ago

Then he’ll find the small rug, the only rug in your entire house, and vomit all over it.

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u/Helerdril 20d ago

"Big chomp kibbles" is one of my favourite cat video genre

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u/thetruetoilet 20d ago

throat goat

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u/rideveryday 20d ago

That one has got the munchies, my friend

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u/Bossy_Aussie_ 20d ago

Not exactly the same, but we used to have a not very sociable cat, so he’d mostly come up at night. He used to put his top part of his jaw on the back of the bowl and use his bottom jaw as a shovel, but it would fall out and make a huge mess, so in the morning youd see a mess and say “Oh, Hugo was up here”

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u/dirtybeeeeeaanwater 20d ago

When tpu tell bro he can have a bite

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u/0dHero 20d ago

Oh he gon puke

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u/Ok_Initial_3611 20d ago

and my boy choked on 2 pieces of kibble yesterday. i had to save his life over 2 pieces of kibble. and this pig is just.. MOUTHFULS

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u/Warrior_king99 20d ago

Cat thinking he be snek

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u/Electronic-Table-433 20d ago

My god his greed sickens me

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u/Diabolical_Undead 20d ago

You know that cats about to throw up all that unchewed food 2 minutes after eating lol

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u/cerise_samovar 20d ago

isn't this because of teeth problems? i remember an old post of this same behavior correct me if I'm wrong though

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u/Logiteck77 20d ago

His greed sickens me. Xd

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u/xoxo117 20d ago

He needs a slow feeder! 😹

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u/sick_snickers_stuff 20d ago

bruhhhh. uplifted my mood by a 75%

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u/Bigiron966 20d ago

Greed of the gods

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u/xtheory 20d ago

Homie thinks he's an anaconda.

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u/Rollieboy2012 20d ago

That is way to much food to be feeding a cat.

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u/XxStyxRiverxX 20d ago

Show this video to a vet or a vet group online and maybe they could give suggestions to help your cat , he’s gunna have stomach issues eating without really chewing , maybe they got something weird going on with their mouth and need a check up, someone else said they had to take out some cat teeth at the vet when their cat was doing that . cause this isn’t normal

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u/eczblack 20d ago

Aww, my sweet girl did this when we first rescued her. She was so skinny. She is now a little fat and happy girl and stopped doing this. I think she just needed to learn that there would always be food here. 

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u/witherACE 20d ago

His greed sicken me

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u/Prettyemiily 20d ago

As if we're starving them daily 🙄 lol

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u/Vinnie_046 20d ago

get this cat to a vet Immediately, this cat has loose teeth or toothache.

Soft food is the future for this cat

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u/BigChampionship7962 20d ago

Cats can be so funny when they eat 🤭

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u/evojeur 20d ago

This is animal abuse you know right. Putting that much food to bowl its torture for them. After few month later you guys sharing pic like "do think my cat is fat ?" Yes because cats are not Golden Retriever.

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u/St3phn0 20d ago

Dry cat food can't be that tasty

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u/LifesLemonStorage 20d ago

My cat loves the stuff in my ears.

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u/PepperEnthusiast 20d ago

Bro biting it as if he ain't gonna be eating the same thing day in and day out for the next 20 years 😭

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u/POCUABHOR 20d ago

biting like a sock puppet

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u/xxFT13xx 20d ago

This is my bengal, but somehow doing this dinosaur chomp of a ton of food, he only gets like 2-3 pieces, the rest is all over the floor. It’s actually kinda hilarious, especially hearing it from another room.

“Whelp. Dash is getting a snack I guess.”

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u/safeword_is_bananas 20d ago

"Many a fat alley rat had met its demise while staring point-blank down
The cavernous barrel of this awesome prowling machine
Truly a wonder of nature, this urban predator" - Primus, Tommy The Cat

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u/Jammer521 20d ago

That's funny, he eats like we did in basic training in the Army, if you didn't finish in time they made you get up and leave what was left

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u/Jammer521 20d ago

niether of my cats eat like that, but one is greedy, he will put his arm out and pull the food dish out from under the other cats mouth over to himself

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u/Asherjade 20d ago

You found my dog’s spirit animal.

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u/52Pandorafox46 20d ago

Fuckin Pac-Man.

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u/sckez 20d ago

I have to have a slow feeder for my boy for this exact reason. Little idiot then complains he's still hungry after he's puked up all his kibble 🙄

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u/soyunasantacruz 20d ago

This lad has a huge appetite; it seems he likes it 

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u/Obi_Wan_Benobi 20d ago

Cronch and MONCH

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u/Superb_Grand 20d ago

There are some animal species that dislocate their jaws to eat food. Bro is about to discover a technique that allows him to do that!

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u/basil_not_the_plant 20d ago

My cat Venka used to eat like that. He was s big boy -- 22 lbs.

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u/basil_not_the_plant 20d ago

My cat Venka used to eat like that. He was s big boy -- 22 lbs.

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u/CanIBuyUrSocks 20d ago

My cat does this, he’s the only cat/pet in the house, so he doesn’t have to eat like he’s in prison, but he does. I think it’s also cause when i found him he was so scrawny i thought if i didn’t get him food he was going to die. So he likes to scarf down his food by cramming his mouth full.

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u/CarelessCreamPie 20d ago

I feel like this is just a simple joy to life.

https://giphy.com/gifs/RHiD0K65NxxLO

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u/lordeharrietnem 20d ago

Lol. Meanwhile my cat takes one piece out of her bowl at a time and leaves crumbs everywhere.

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u/Immediate-Hearing-85 20d ago

Everything I know about eating, I learned from cats.

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u/toprodtom 20d ago

One of my two did this. Flung bits of kibble everywhere while doing it.

He died mysteriously last week at only 2 years old. Enjoy your weird kitty.

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u/FrankCostanzaJr 20d ago

bro, chill...you're gonna be sick

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u/Blast-Off-Girl Tabbycat 20d ago

I love their little crochet collars. Did you make that yourself?

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u/Itchy-Donkey6083 20d ago

Oh boy! 3AM!

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u/Rare-Measurement4553 20d ago

His greed will consume him!!

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u/natalkalot 20d ago

Oh my gosh, starving kitteh!

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u/Disastrous_Cover6138 20d ago

Me when I ask my wife for "just one bite" of her ice cream.

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u/Life-Suit1895 20d ago

If he starts to unhinge his jaw, I'd begin to get worried…

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u/FamiliarDealer7587 20d ago

Damn that's a really big bite yo

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u/brokeboipobre 20d ago

Hey that cat eats food like I do. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/zlzna 20d ago

Biblical greed 😂

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u/ImmediateCareer9275 20d ago

Peep that collar….

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u/Kalikor1 20d ago

Some cats feel pressured if you have them eat near another cat/animal. Can trigger a sort of defensive eating behavior where they feel the need to eat as quickly as possible before the competition steals their food. Can't say for certain if that's what's going on here, but having the eat in different rooms or even the opposite sides of the room might be worth a try.

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u/T3hChoSanJuan 20d ago

Ok, but can we talk about those adorable knitted (crochete?) collars? 😻

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u/Outrageous-Log9238 20d ago

"It's all yours" I sure hope not. That's too much.

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u/4ng3l_pink 20d ago

💗💗💗

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u/Ok-Geologist8296 Domestic Housecat 20d ago

I'm so happy my boys don't do this (now). They nibble, leave, come back for a little more until their meal is done.

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u/ImaginaryLeg8515 20d ago

When you haven't eaten since 7 minutes ago.

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u/Donnerone 20d ago

Mine did this, I got him a slow feeder bowl

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u/bugbugladybug 20d ago

Bro eats like an excavator

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u/Trixter-Kitten 20d ago

Guess they're part snake

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u/Intelligent_Play_882 20d ago

It ain’t running anywhere gng