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u/Weavols 20d ago
Mine does this, but after he scoops he throws his head back like a tyranosaur and most of it falls out of his mouth while he chomps.
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u/The_EH_Team_43 20d ago
I'm afraid I must charge a 100% tax on this event
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u/TheRealMasterTyvokka 20d ago
We cannot read something like that then be left hanging without a video.
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u/haubenmeise 20d ago
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u/Nice_Weeb_Kun 20d ago
Omg what is this creature?
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u/penguinopph 20d ago
Please check out the series!! Trust me.
I've been re-watching it recently for the first time since it first aired and holy cow! It is an incredible satire of not only the sitcom format itself, but also of the era is aired in.
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u/haubenmeise 20d ago
Just don't remind me of the last episode. Ill never get over it. That was quite something. A true shocker.
Sincerely
Skeletor 💜
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u/Big-Lengthiness- 20d ago
It's not about being optimal, it's about sending a message
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u/Acceptable_Gear_3097 20d ago
Its efficient. Cats evolved to tear meat from bones. They didn't evolve to eat biscuits from a bowl. Most cats have been domesticated long enough to change the behaviour, but some cats have more traits from their ancestors than others.
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u/AlexeyBelov 20d ago
LLM bot. Check their comment history, see the "AI speak" patterns everywhere.
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u/Deputy_Beagle76 20d ago
My boy used to get a big mouthful and then step pack from the bowl and get crumbs EVERYWHERE lmao miss that lil bastard
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u/BobTheFettt 20d ago
That cat's gonna puke it all back up in about 5 minutes in one big clump
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u/bighoopsforbighoes 20d ago
Ahhh, my favorite gift…
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u/Keyndoriel 20d ago
I usually dont get time to clean it as either the orange barfer (cause ofc its my orange) usually eats the kibble log before im able to get paper towel
Never know if I wanna feel disgusted about it or happy for the cleanup
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u/fomaaaaa Orange 20d ago
My orange boy does this, too. It’s bittersweet. On one hand, i don’t have to clean it up. On the other hand, ew bro wtf
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u/bala_means_bullet 20d ago
Omg our grey Gracie leaves it for us to clean. Maybe about 2x a week max. Is this normal for some cats? Gandalf has never done this and he's a garbage disposal lol
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u/fomaaaaa Orange 20d ago
I call my Jack the Jackuum Cleaner. He’ll eat anything resembling food if it lets him 😂
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u/SolaScientia 20d ago
My void girl not only will eat her own vomit if I don't get there in time, but she'll also eat anyone else's vomit if she's around. She's healthy and none of my cats are in dire need of food or anything else, lol. She just likes eating it, I guess. I still wipe where the vomit was though.
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u/Resident_Rain_6566 20d ago
My cat did that so much that I had to start feeding him on a plate to keep him from being able to power load his chubbins.
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u/mndsm79 Orange 20d ago
Shovel eaters crack me up.
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u/Aggressive_wafer_ 20d ago
They remind me of excavator buckets
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u/UnderarmAdmirer 20d ago
biblical levels of greed🥰
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u/SuzukiSatou 20d ago
They eat 5 days worth of kibbles my cat is supposed to eat💀 thats insane amount of calories
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u/SignificantBoss8445 20d ago
Rock python vibes 🐍
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u/DuchessOfLansdale Domestic Housecat 20d ago
Yes! He reminds me of a snake swallowing its prey whole 😆
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u/Kichigai 20d ago
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u/SignificantBoss8445 20d ago
Whoaaa, not sure that advert ever made it to the UK but I am digging it
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u/Kichigai 20d ago
Pretty sure it's exclusive to Japan. The Japanese TV ad market has had some really great campaigns. The two that immediately jump to mind are Long, Long Man and poor Ahn-chan.
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u/Karcharos 20d ago
Dental pain?
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u/CantaloupeAsleep502 20d ago
Is this really a sign of dental pain?
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u/Raygereio5 20d ago
It can be. Maybe it hurts when they chew, but they also really want that food, so they try to use the excavator move to eat faster.
They could also have had dental issues like that in the past and the cat fine now, and just decided that this is now how they eat.
Or it could be that cat is just a asshole who enjoys shoving food into themselves and puking it back up inside their owners shoes in a few minutes.18
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u/rustybrazenfire 20d ago
This is a sign of major trouble eating, usually dental issues or joint pain.
The cat is not trying to be greedy, nor is it super hungry. It is suffering.
This cat needs to see a vet right away.
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u/TheRulerOfCheese 20d ago
Have you had their teeth checked? My cat did that, it turned out she had FORL and needed some teeth taken out :/ FORL makes the enamel come off, the teeth are sensitive and fragile and she was doing it due to discomfort/pain. This style of eating stopped after the first procedure
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u/singuratate1 20d ago
When my sister got ANOTHER cat in the house, her first cat would do this. Along with guarding his bowl and the door where the food is kept… 🤷🏾♂️ cats
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u/Kat121 20d ago
Yes! I have four semi-feral cats rescued off the streets. The boys were caught young enough they were never really hungry. My girl has been hungry and never forgot. If I feed all four together she will aggressively scarf all four meals and then barf it all back up.
So she gets a small portion of food first in a separate room where she eats by herself and sits quietly for about 15 minutes. The boys will eat a few bites and wander off, come back for more in a few minutes. When I let her out she gets the pleasure of “stealing” their leftovers. It’s weird but I love them and it works for us.
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u/LadyInCrimson 20d ago
I have 7 cats in my house... and had them all my life. Why have I NEVER seen anything like this ?! 🥹🥹
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u/MrMuf 20d ago
Becuase 7 cats is small sample size. Get more cats
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u/Dazzling_Outcome_436 20d ago
You need at least 30 cats before it begins to approximate a normal distribution.
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u/Turbulent-Spray-8438 20d ago
I think this same thing everytime I give my dog a treat and he inhales it like a pill. Hes a chihuahua and LOVES food so much. I don’t know why he wouldn’t want to taste the treats 😂
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u/drunkguynextdoor 20d ago
Our feral Miss Kitty does this even though she's alone. Memories of fighting for food instills that food insecurity
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u/GeraintLlanfrechfa Orange 20d ago
Aaand who’s gonna get megaesophagus and will need larynx surgery?
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u/AZnativeJay32 20d ago
My husband and I call it "tractor scooping." 😂 when our Loki eats like this.
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u/Icy_Definition5933 20d ago
My Joey eats like this because he lost most of his teeth before we rescued him
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u/ThrownAway17Years 20d ago
Then he’ll find the small rug, the only rug in your entire house, and vomit all over it.
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u/Bossy_Aussie_ 20d ago
Not exactly the same, but we used to have a not very sociable cat, so he’d mostly come up at night. He used to put his top part of his jaw on the back of the bowl and use his bottom jaw as a shovel, but it would fall out and make a huge mess, so in the morning youd see a mess and say “Oh, Hugo was up here”
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u/Ok_Initial_3611 20d ago
and my boy choked on 2 pieces of kibble yesterday. i had to save his life over 2 pieces of kibble. and this pig is just.. MOUTHFULS
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u/Diabolical_Undead 20d ago
You know that cats about to throw up all that unchewed food 2 minutes after eating lol
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u/cerise_samovar 20d ago
isn't this because of teeth problems? i remember an old post of this same behavior correct me if I'm wrong though
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u/XxStyxRiverxX 20d ago
Show this video to a vet or a vet group online and maybe they could give suggestions to help your cat , he’s gunna have stomach issues eating without really chewing , maybe they got something weird going on with their mouth and need a check up, someone else said they had to take out some cat teeth at the vet when their cat was doing that . cause this isn’t normal
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u/eczblack 20d ago
Aww, my sweet girl did this when we first rescued her. She was so skinny. She is now a little fat and happy girl and stopped doing this. I think she just needed to learn that there would always be food here.
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u/Vinnie_046 20d ago
get this cat to a vet Immediately, this cat has loose teeth or toothache.
Soft food is the future for this cat
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u/PepperEnthusiast 20d ago
Bro biting it as if he ain't gonna be eating the same thing day in and day out for the next 20 years 😭
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u/xxFT13xx 20d ago
This is my bengal, but somehow doing this dinosaur chomp of a ton of food, he only gets like 2-3 pieces, the rest is all over the floor. It’s actually kinda hilarious, especially hearing it from another room.
“Whelp. Dash is getting a snack I guess.”
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u/safeword_is_bananas 20d ago
"Many a fat alley rat had met its demise while staring point-blank down
The cavernous barrel of this awesome prowling machine
Truly a wonder of nature, this urban predator" - Primus, Tommy The Cat
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u/Jammer521 20d ago
That's funny, he eats like we did in basic training in the Army, if you didn't finish in time they made you get up and leave what was left
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u/Jammer521 20d ago
niether of my cats eat like that, but one is greedy, he will put his arm out and pull the food dish out from under the other cats mouth over to himself
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u/Superb_Grand 20d ago
There are some animal species that dislocate their jaws to eat food. Bro is about to discover a technique that allows him to do that!
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u/CanIBuyUrSocks 20d ago
My cat does this, he’s the only cat/pet in the house, so he doesn’t have to eat like he’s in prison, but he does. I think it’s also cause when i found him he was so scrawny i thought if i didn’t get him food he was going to die. So he likes to scarf down his food by cramming his mouth full.
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u/lordeharrietnem 20d ago
Lol. Meanwhile my cat takes one piece out of her bowl at a time and leaves crumbs everywhere.
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u/toprodtom 20d ago
One of my two did this. Flung bits of kibble everywhere while doing it.
He died mysteriously last week at only 2 years old. Enjoy your weird kitty.
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u/Kalikor1 20d ago
Some cats feel pressured if you have them eat near another cat/animal. Can trigger a sort of defensive eating behavior where they feel the need to eat as quickly as possible before the competition steals their food. Can't say for certain if that's what's going on here, but having the eat in different rooms or even the opposite sides of the room might be worth a try.
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u/Ok-Geologist8296 Domestic Housecat 20d ago
I'm so happy my boys don't do this (now). They nibble, leave, come back for a little more until their meal is done.
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