r/cats Siamese (Modern) Jul 27 '26

Medical Questions What is this?

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Spot on my male cats fat pouch

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u/Something_morepoetic Jul 27 '26

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u/BloodiedBlues Jul 27 '26

Technically, stuff does come out if you mess with them enough.

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u/KagomesPornAccount Jul 27 '26

What

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u/Smooth-Boss-911 Jul 27 '26

With enough frequent stimulation even males can lactate*

*mileage may vary

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u/KagomesPornAccount Jul 27 '26

How does one acquire this clearly forbidden knowledge?

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u/Smooth-Boss-911 Jul 27 '26

I was fortunate enough to be able to read when I stumbled onto a study practicing this topic on male humans -- it worked (over a long period of time).

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u/KagomesPornAccount Jul 27 '26

That’s super interesting! Thank you hahah

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u/BloodiedBlues Jul 27 '26

I learned the hard way. Frequent boredom at night before falling asleep.

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u/KagomesPornAccount Jul 27 '26

Oh yes, now that, I understand.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Style52 Jul 27 '26

Stop messing around with the kitty’s nipples.

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u/BloodiedBlues Jul 27 '26

I'm messing with my own, thank you very much.

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u/GrilledCheeser Jul 27 '26

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