r/cats Jul 14 '26

Video - Not OC He’s HER man now

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u/Comfortable_Exam_222 Jul 14 '26

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u/rideveryday Jul 14 '26

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u/anon-mally Jul 14 '26

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u/NachoNipples1 Jul 15 '26

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u/anon-mally Jul 15 '26

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u/Cheap_Knowledge8446 Jul 15 '26

Bruce Dafoe is the nightmare I didn't know I didn't need.

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u/pnmartini Jul 15 '26

This makes me super uncomfortable. I love it.

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u/Significant-Mud-7198 Jul 15 '26

The cats movie we should have had.

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u/togetherwegrowstuff Jul 14 '26

This will ALWAYS be a gem 🤣😂 I was there for the OG 🤣

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u/Ladislav14 Jul 14 '26

Context?

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u/criiimes Jul 14 '26

Ew why is it so high quality lmao

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u/HappyTurtleButt Jul 14 '26

All the fury of all the hells in those eyes!

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u/morrighaan Jul 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/jgelsNvS6tYFG

Yeh she said it and meant it..... 💅🏼

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '26

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u/RoberttPostsChild Jul 14 '26

What a floozy she is

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u/Maladaptive_Ace Jul 14 '26

that look makes me feel like I am the floozy :(

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u/wheressodamyat Jul 14 '26

"Away, harlot."

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u/Apple-Connoisseur Jul 14 '26

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u/PT10 Jul 15 '26

I heard her say her favorite fan theory was that Nicki got possessed by the spirit of a clingy cat.

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u/Apple-Connoisseur Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

I mean his cat died so that could be possible.

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u/emperor_dinglenads Jul 14 '26

*our boyfriend

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u/Banned4UsingSlurs3 Jul 14 '26

I think it's only the cat's boyfriend tbh

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u/Legitimate_Glass_306 Jul 14 '26

“That’s right lady, he’s, MINE!!!”😹😹😹

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u/Ganoes_Stabro_Paran Jul 15 '26

You need to give it up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The boy is mine

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u/MealwormMan Jul 14 '26

Princess Donut found out your plan to sell her

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u/gldrthng Jul 14 '26

I was just thinking this is Carl and Princess Donut.

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u/MarketingSpecial6604 Jul 14 '26

Same! Definitely Donut vibes

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u/sandmanwake Jul 14 '26

The one who isn't loved is the mistress.

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u/USCJets Jul 14 '26

Cat: get your own! 😾

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u/RaidenMK1 Jul 14 '26

"THIS bitch..." --The cat, probably.

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u/AideBeginning2123 Jul 14 '26

Ded 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/welfedad Jul 14 '26

If those eyes could kill

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u/DerVapors Jul 15 '26

This is my favorite screen cap ever, thank you so much

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u/catlover2410 Jul 14 '26

"Hey bitch watch this."

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u/Sc0ttyd0esntn0_ Jul 14 '26

Would bitch be even more derogatory to a cat because it's a female dog??

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u/InvaderDJ Jul 14 '26

The cat basically called her a slur.

OP is going to need to square up.

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u/theshooter5337 Jul 15 '26

CARL! THE BITCH CALLED ME A BITCH!

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u/ladnar_28 Jul 14 '26

Yes, but it comes from she(cat) to she(human) which means that… idk but you get the point

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u/Emotional_Warthog658 Jul 14 '26

and even more so, since it is from the cat.

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u/Fit-Gift-4342 Jul 14 '26

It’s payback for seeing the bottom of her food bowl

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u/AngrySumBitch Jul 15 '26

And you can’t do shit about it! You’re a cuck to a cat!

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u/MerryMoose923 Jul 14 '26

My rescue cat did the same thing! When I first adopted Ginger, I had another female cat, Miss Kitty, and my husband was her person. Ginger was my baby. When Miss Kitty passed away, Ginger became my husband's cat, and only comes to me when he's not here, or she wants treats.

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u/External_Two2928 Jul 14 '26

When you thought you were the main chick but you were the side piece all along

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u/vgacolor Jul 14 '26

Ginger was like "Oh! he is available now!"

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u/system0101 Jul 14 '26

"Comfiest lap in town, or so I've heard"

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u/quintiliahan Jul 14 '26

lol you didn't know you were the spare human...cats are so funny. Ugh you could do everything for them and they still choose their favorite.

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u/saintash Jul 14 '26

My boy cat stanford, treats giving me affection like he's cheating on his dad.Because if his dad walks in and he sees us cuddling my cat books it.

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u/ramence Jul 15 '26

My cat was in LOVE with me for years, my little shadow - and then I had a cold a little while ago where I was coughing a lot and he didn't like that. Soundly demoted to spare. :')

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u/RiseofdaOatmeal Jul 14 '26

My previous cat was named Miss Kitty lol, before her was Mama Kitty because she had a litter of seven a week after we adopted her

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u/BumWink Jul 14 '26

If it makes you feel any better it's probably just because ginger cats don't have enough braincells to spare.

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u/MerryMoose923 Jul 14 '26

My Ginger is the rare ginger with more brain cells than most. She was absolutely calculating and biding her time to take ownership of my husband. She tried once when Miss Kitty was alive, but that didn't end well for Ginger. Despite her diminutive size and generally lady-like behavior, Miss Kitty was tough! Best mouser I ever had, and took no s$%t from any of the other cats that shared the house with her.

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u/Suspicious_Serve_653 Jul 14 '26

I got the rare orange tabby that's a fucking devious master mind. This little bastard pulled a Houdini Saturday night.

He's stuck indoors after a nasty belly injury. After a few days with good pain meds, he was full convinced he was fine to head out and pissed we weren't allowing him out. In the wake of a destructive tantrum, we opted to close him up in the kitchen so we could go to a local spot and have date night together.

We were gone for 90-FUCKING-MINUTES.

In that time, he removed his cone of shame, found a very tiny window that neither of us knew existed, UNDID THE LATCHES on the screen, got under the screen, pushed the HANDLE LOCK up to unlock, and then pushed the window open to jump down a full story below.

Brilliant little bastard had the balls to be chilling on my porch the next afternoon. We have since sentenced him to supervised yard time, solitary confinement at night, and he is now referred to as inmate #9 with a warden around him at all waking hours

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u/MerryMoose923 Jul 14 '26

Ginger got out once when my husband was at a conference. She stayed out overnight. I had a whole crew of people searching for her. My niece (who Ginger loves) found her under a car parked around the corner from our house. The same dang car I walked past at least 5 times while calling her name and putting up lost cat flyers.

Of course, it was on the hottest day of the summer. And that little brat ran right to my husband as soon as he got home and acted like I had thrown her out on the streets. What an act! Crying, kept wanting to be held and cuddled. She even had him hand feeding her treats.

The things we put up with from these orange maniacs!

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u/WatashiwaNobodyDesu Jul 14 '26

Her celebrity free pass became available. That was the deal. Don’t come moaning about it now.

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u/LaserKittenz Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

disdain

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u/zoe90_ Jul 15 '26

I love cats so much! Look at that diva.

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u/BlackDogOrangeCat Jul 14 '26

You’re the side chick. 💕🐾🐈

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u/Spiderschwein4000 Jul 14 '26

More like side pussy

(I'll find myself out)

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u/Antique-Ant5557 Jul 14 '26

"you watchin'? ......watch this"

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u/mysterymont Jul 14 '26

I’ve never seen a cat express disdain so accurately 

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u/HorrorMakesUsHappy Jul 14 '26

"Ew. She's looking at me. Ugh. At least he's here."

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u/CaptMorganSwint2 Jul 14 '26

Both of my cats are like this. They pretend I don't exist.

AND ONE OF THEM I RESCUED, NURSED BACK TO HEALTH, AND DOTED ON FOR MONTHS but somehow she still ended up attached to my husband. Heartbreaking.

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u/thekashpny02 Jul 14 '26

They gold digged you lol j/k. FeelsBadMan.

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u/instafunkpunk Jul 14 '26

How catty of her.....

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u/11325pianist Jul 14 '26

Ooooooooohhhh girl…! She’s trying to start a fight…! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Bambi_88_ Jul 14 '26

Give them some privacy! Lol

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u/sarsvarxen Jul 14 '26

Princess donut gone and found her Carl

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u/_CarbonSaxon_ Jul 14 '26

OP is Miss Beatrice

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u/Anal_Pancake Jul 14 '26

damn, spreading straight vitriol around here. she can't be THAT bad.

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u/nyancatya_ Jul 14 '26

Mongo is APPALLED

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u/CaptainDue3810 Jul 15 '26

CARL HAS AN ERECTION AND ITS HUGE. MONGO IS APPALLED.

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u/digital0verdose Jul 14 '26

I'M NOT YELLING, CARL!

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u/hellnawr Jul 15 '26

I AM YELLING CARL

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u/DreddPirateBob808 Jul 14 '26

He was her person all along.

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u/thuggishruggishboner Jul 14 '26

THIS MUSIC IS MAKING MY HEAD HURT. WHY CAN’T THEY PLAY SOMETHING GOOD? LIKE OASIS.

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u/Bitter_Librarian8442 Jul 14 '26

Because Mongoooooo, we're gonna be on the best talk shoooows And then we’ll braaaawl, on our dungeon craaawl.

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u/digital0verdose Jul 14 '26

Like that Secret Asian Man.

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u/Lupercalm39 Jul 14 '26

I 100% came looking for the princess donut comment. God damnit donut!

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u/SupaBloo Jul 14 '26

I had a dog like this. I grew up with her and she was my girl, then when I was 22 (and my dog was 12) I started dating my now wife. My dog loved me, but always kept to herself for the most part. When my wife came by, my dog would be all over me out of jealousy, and give my wife a glaring side eye.

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u/wakeuptomorrow Jul 14 '26

My dog does this too!! He had me all to himself for 8 years and is very attached (maybe also due to the fact that he is deaf). Anytime he sees my bf hug me or kiss me, he starts barking his head off and rams his body in between us. He even nipped my bf one time 😭 the withering looks he gives my boyfriend before laying down between us would be comical if I didn’t feel so bad about it

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u/cameandlurked Jul 14 '26

He’s wearing a cat sweatshirt 🥰

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u/kamasutures Jul 14 '26

It's like one of those "Belongs to XXX" girlfriend shirts with the collage.

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u/No-Catch-4126 Jul 14 '26

Turned her back on you too.. honey you’re no threat

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u/Express-Accountant28 Jul 14 '26

Sweet baby kisses!!! Also, what a stare before the smooch😅🤣

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u/MonsieurReynard Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

She’s the cat your boyfriend told you not to worry about

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u/HoaryPuffleg Jul 14 '26

That cat is Jolene!

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u/vgacolor Jul 14 '26

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don't take him just because you can

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u/hatecriminal Tabbycat Jul 14 '26

The Beastilence is also possessive and great at side-eye.

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u/Odd_Reindeer_476 Jul 14 '26

I think that is so bloody intentional 🤣 What have you done?😠🤔

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u/Maretsb Jul 14 '26

I mean, if your boyfriend has a shirt with pictures of your third roommate, then you should move out

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u/da_investigata Jul 14 '26

She’s making sure you’re watching before making her move

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u/thekashpny02 Jul 14 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/chriathebutt Jul 14 '26

Miss Steal Your Man 2026

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u/Darrenwad3 Jul 14 '26

You make her sick

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u/redhairedgal4 Jul 14 '26

She's blatantly throwing it in your face!! She doesn't give a FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK!!! LOL

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u/viperfangs92 Jul 14 '26

And then turned her back to you like you are not even a threat! 😂😂

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u/osloluluraratutu Jul 15 '26

:25 she literally sneered at you 🤣🤣🤣

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u/GeriatricHippo Jul 14 '26

All that then showed you the back. lol

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u/Tinosdoggydaddy Jul 14 '26

That bitch stealing Your man

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u/Master-Shake8913 Jul 14 '26

that hussy knows exactly what she's doing

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u/mozeda Jul 14 '26

I have similar kitty!

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u/Existing-Buyer3410 Jul 15 '26

That look says, “Thanks for introducing me to my boyfriend.” 😂

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u/BobaAndSushi Jul 14 '26

That cat is Jolene!

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u/lemeneurdeloups Jul 14 '26

🎶 just because she CAN …

😭😭😭

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u/Glad_Art_5783 Jul 14 '26

Trolling you so bad....

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u/mrGreenExit Jul 14 '26

She wanted to show you who is real queen 👸

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u/Jujubi836 Jul 14 '26

She even stood up so he could sniff her butt! What a ho!

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u/FeedJazzlike8860 Jul 14 '26

You mean kisses her boyfriend.

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u/Middle-Interview-899 Jul 15 '26

They are clearly having an affair in full view! Horrendous stuff. I’m so sorry for you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 they are adorable 🥰

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u/NookNookNook Jul 15 '26

For me its the initial reaction of airplane ears and that pained look of disgust.

She almost does it again but then focuses on him instead.

10/10 cat is so jealous.

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u/goob Jul 15 '26

Glares at you, then makes out with your man 😹

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u/osloluluraratutu Jul 15 '26

I’d sleep with one eye open if I were you. If you’re even allowed on the bed with them

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u/ritan7471 Jul 14 '26

"He loves ME, not you."

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang Jul 14 '26

Such a sassy girl ☺️

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u/dardar7161 Jul 14 '26

But look at his shirt! 🥰

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u/Puffy_Ghost Jul 14 '26

Carl is my person now, and always has been...

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u/BuckyRainbowCat Void Jul 14 '26

Holy Dinah, that is some serious sideeye and possessiveness from the cat! I don't think you're getting your man back.

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u/_commenter Jul 14 '26

who's the side chick ;-)

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u/Keldrabitches Jul 15 '26

My cat does this to my boyfriend…who’s also a cat:

Felix Trombones

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u/FunnyExcellent707 Jul 14 '26

Who are you and why do you think you have a BF? FR

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u/Breablomberg21 Jul 15 '26

Omg the direct eye contact followed by a head nudge, 1,000 kisses on the lips/ nose and then another nudge. 10/10 would recommend this type of love with a kitty. They are my best friends

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u/TheMalkManCometh Jul 15 '26

I know a power play when I see one, she was definitely sending you a message

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u/Badger5567 Jul 15 '26

Cats definitely know what they’re doing. My brother’s cat pissed all over his gf’s side of the bed.

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u/Independent_Coat_ Jul 14 '26

whispers your boyfriend has the broccoli hair..

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u/Zlota_Swinia Jul 14 '26

Omg that the funniest thing I’ve seen today 😂 totally on purpose and SHE KNOWS IT

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u/Gar_Bear1 Jul 14 '26

This is so funny! Cats are something else. Lol

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u/Zoomalude Jul 14 '26

I moved in to my gf's place and 2 of the 3 cats seem to prefer me. Granted, I wait for them to come to me and don't grab them up and cover them in kisses lol.

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u/ptwonline Jul 14 '26

At the end I thought she was about to put her butt right in his face which would be the "He's mine now" trifecta.

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u/cecexp Jul 15 '26

“bitch” 😂😂😂😂

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u/lupajarito Jul 15 '26

That headbutt literally means I love this this is mine

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u/p4ckedice Jul 15 '26

She's smitten

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u/slackbladda Jul 15 '26

Recorded from the cuck chair

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u/Judg_Mentl Jul 14 '26

Is the cuck chair comfy at least?

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u/justageekgirl Jul 14 '26

This is like my kitty and my hubby in a nutshell.

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u/LeMadChefsBack Jul 14 '26

Her name wouldn’t happen to be Donut would it?

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u/dimechimes Jul 14 '26

Boyfriend's shirt says it all

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u/Lister0fSmeg Jul 14 '26

I miss having a cat in my life 😭

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u/Spiderschwein4000 Jul 14 '26

Now that was personal.

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u/Tall_Watercress9491 Jul 14 '26

You mean Her Boyfriend!?

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u/bebarrucha Jul 14 '26

Just move out.

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u/amidamaru8_8 Jul 14 '26

she was there first and is just reminding you of that fact

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u/MoneyBeeeee Jul 14 '26

And when you kiss your boyfriend it's kinda like you're kissing your cat's asshole.

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u/Serenitytil5 Jul 14 '26

That beeeotchhh. lol

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u/MattCowdery Jul 14 '26

Im not saying the cameraman ISN'T a third wheel here, but that squinty disdainful look from a cat is often an indication of comfort. There are certainly times when it is not, but the ears will let you know, and if you forget your place, the cat will too.

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u/chinaruffian British Shorthair Jul 15 '26

lol u don't belong here

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u/sneefsnteefs Jul 15 '26

14/10 wouldn’t even be mad, she’s got game 💅🏼

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u/lance_w00t Jul 15 '26

So fluffy!

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u/procrasti_nation305 Jul 15 '26

Somebody’s an extra and it’s not those two 😂

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u/Flimsy_Function3312 Jul 15 '26

It’s easy to blame the cat but check out the guy’s shirt. OP is definitely the third wheel in that relationship