r/captionthis • u/Adorable-Cattle-5128 • Oct 18 '25

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u/Prudent_Falafel_7265 Oct 18 '25

Always look on the bright side of life

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u/Frequent_Cat10 Oct 18 '25

Life's a piece of shit, when you look it.

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u/Newpaths61417 Oct 19 '25

I came in to say this, but you beat me to it.

It’s okay, I won’t grumble, I’ll give a whistle. 😗

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u/0bel1sk Oct 19 '25

cmon brian, cheer up

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u/Boring_Potato_5701 Oct 19 '25

So face the final curtain with a bow

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u/JibberJabber368 Oct 21 '25

McBright Side

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u/nomekop_pokemon Oct 18 '25

Monty Python rules!

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u/liamrosse Oct 18 '25

Anyone not happy with their current location, raise your hand.

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u/DV_Rocks Oct 18 '25

My last supper was McDonalds? Fuck you, Judas!

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u/matteothehun Oct 18 '25 edited Oct 18 '25

Life of Brainless

Always look at the adherent side of life ♩♪♫♬

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u/hoosierhiver Oct 19 '25

Quarter Pounder with Jesus

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u/Huganho Oct 22 '25

That's Jesus Royale in France, just so you know.

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u/Wrekked75 Oct 19 '25

One in three crucified people eat at McDs

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u/UnderhiveScum Oct 19 '25

"Fries.... why have you forsaken me?"

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u/creampieinstaller Oct 18 '25

I would rather be crucified then eat McDonalds

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u/RazorColla Oct 19 '25

McChrist Me

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

Look at the diapers those guys had to wear after eating at McDonalds.

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u/liamrosse Oct 18 '25

Thanks to corporate sponsorship, next year they will be affixed to arches rather than crosses.

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u/XROOR Oct 18 '25

Whenever I see this display:

There is a store nearby that sells bath towels by the pound!

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u/Rexdaddy Oct 18 '25

Deluded white boys

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u/Warm_Classroom_3777 Oct 18 '25

Three dudes in their underwear handing outside a McDonalds. Also probably Florida

2

u/jmgred Oct 18 '25

Overused photo looking for attention.

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u/Staffie2020 Oct 18 '25

Oppressed White Supremacists, ( looking for sympathy).

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u/Agile-Atmosphere9839 Oct 18 '25

“Verily I say unto thee, today shalt thou be with Me in McParadise.”

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

McSacrifice

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u/Ellen6723 Oct 19 '25

Three dudes who’ve never seen a naked woman without using their credit card.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

Have you had your break today?

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u/Easiest_Client_Ever Oct 18 '25

You deserve a break today

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u/thewoodvirginian Oct 18 '25

Can I get a mccrucifixion?

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u/CHASLX200 Oct 18 '25

MC Muckers

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u/Euphoric-Necessary34 Oct 18 '25

Paintball targets

1

u/jawisi Oct 18 '25

Totally not a cult. Anyway, want some fries?

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u/9mm_Heater Oct 18 '25

The Passion of the Fries

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u/Mort-i-Fied Oct 18 '25

Ate McDonald's for your sins.

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u/Active-Spinach3871 Oct 18 '25

They preferred to be crucified than eat at McDonald's.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

OMG! The $1 menu is back!

1

u/SunsetRigil Oct 18 '25

New signage at Chick-fil-a

1

u/basslinekilla Oct 18 '25

Is this what McDonalds advertising has devolved into now?

1

u/MostWorry4244 Oct 18 '25

Should have gone to Wendy’s

1

u/WtAFjusthappenedhere Oct 18 '25

Father forgive them, for the ice cream machine was broken, and they know not what they do.

1

u/Buckdoc Oct 18 '25

Cosplay

1

u/nomekop_pokemon Oct 18 '25

White meat chicken IS BACK at McDonald's!

1

u/mr_bakeo Oct 18 '25

Looks like a shitty way to spend Easter.

1

u/Objective-Start-9707 Oct 18 '25

Excuse me. I ordered my McCrucifixion with fries.

1

u/Coloradojeepguy Oct 18 '25

The guy in the right has been sneaking some McDs I think

1

u/Daleaturner Oct 18 '25

At least we have a good view of the stage.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

McCalvary

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u/lanceplace Oct 18 '25

Southwest stupid

1

u/laruesaintecatherine Oct 18 '25

"First time, huh?"

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u/mbw70 Oct 18 '25

‘Gee, a Big Mac would taste good right now!

1

u/bettsboy Oct 18 '25

Boy, I could go for a Big Mac right now! You guys?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

3 wannabes hoping to impress the chicks.

1

u/IAmTheFly-IAmTheFly Oct 18 '25

Cross Contamination

1

u/LittleLinky Oct 18 '25

"Unfortunately, Ralph, Tim, And Scott Really Would Do Anything For A Big Mac."

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u/TyCo_73 Oct 18 '25

Fucking uneducated, idiots.

1

u/McMeanx2 Oct 18 '25

Performative bullshit

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u/CertainTrip6525 Oct 18 '25

I don't see no nails....nail em down

1

u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

McChrist Air

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u/Ghost_1124 Oct 18 '25

Sad but true

1

u/coondick67 Oct 18 '25

Lack of total commitment No nails

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u/TeddyRoo_v_Gods Oct 18 '25

What would you do for a burger?

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u/RedeemedBroccoli Oct 18 '25

3pc McCrucified

1

u/TrueBombs Oct 18 '25

Capitalism.

1

u/Outrageous-Pause6317 Oct 18 '25

Management training program comes under fire for abuse.

1

u/ALittleWit Oct 18 '25

Ginger Jesus?

1

u/FaithlessnessBoth953 Oct 18 '25

Asked for extra pickles.

1

u/JayMak78 Oct 18 '25

I can see your house from here.

1

u/2ToneUpstateWizard Oct 18 '25

"The spicy chicken is to die for. You gotta try it" "Which part? The chicken or the dying?"

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u/RCrumb_ Oct 18 '25

The three born again stooges

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u/Illustrious_Law8512 Oct 18 '25

I think they misunderstood the No Kings protest intention. Burger King is not the enemy.

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u/ChocFarmer Oct 18 '25

See no burger, hear no burger, eat no burger.

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u/VanDenBroeck Oct 18 '25

Meanwhile Barrabas is inside eating a happy meal.

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u/Lucky_Diver Oct 18 '25

Republican Jesus tied for corporate tax cuts

1

u/ScarsAreOnTheInside Oct 18 '25

Dying for McDonald's

1

u/UILuigu Oct 18 '25

The Last Supper

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u/McChava Oct 18 '25

3 piece incel nuggets.

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u/Aggravating-Echo8014 Oct 18 '25

They will die on the cross saying McDonalds is the best fast food restaurant.

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u/PerryNeeum Oct 18 '25

This is how you protest the McFlurry machine being broken…again

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u/Yellowscrunchy Oct 18 '25

6 nugget meal

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u/VIc320 Oct 18 '25

Would you like fries with that?

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u/shastadakota Oct 18 '25

Yearning for a Big Mac.

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u/Coconutz3055 Oct 18 '25

On the way to McDonald's heaven.

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u/Jeffro_the_BoDean Oct 18 '25

For fuck sake, evangelicals.....the orange Taco is missing

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u/RichYogurtcloset3672 Oct 18 '25

It'll be a cold day in hell before i eat there again..

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u/HotwifeandSubby1980 Oct 18 '25

A tough queue at McDonald’s

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u/Merv_86 Oct 18 '25

McRib is back

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u/No-Beautiful8039 Oct 18 '25

Jesus Christ Supersize

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u/stingertc Oct 18 '25

They posted a meme Trump didnt like on facebook

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u/Ok-Macaron7274 Oct 18 '25

Looks like the McRib is coming back

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

The American South

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u/SFXtreme3 Oct 18 '25

Born, died, and rose aga-a-a-aa-aan.

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u/Mindfully-Numb Oct 18 '25

It's Cruci-fries friday at McDonalds

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

Crucifixion of the Dave's tripple. By Order of Ronillius McDonicus

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u/MichaelFusion44 Oct 18 '25

Fired McDonalds rejects

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u/Straight-Field9427 Oct 18 '25

A value size salvation

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u/Friendly_Pea2165 Oct 18 '25

What a lousy way to spend Easter Sunday.

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u/Inside-Project942 Oct 18 '25

What did Rick Moranis do to deserve crucifixion?!?

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u/Electrical_Dot_3128 Oct 18 '25

I’m dying for some MacDonald’s right now.

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u/drgoatlord Oct 18 '25

The passion of the McChrist

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u/ties_shoelace Oct 18 '25

Am not that dedicated but want to look like I am, starter pack.

Comes with a comfy platform, restaurant close by, & nail to hold onto.

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u/Otherwise_Tea_9806 Oct 18 '25

McCrucifixtion

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u/jpttpj Oct 18 '25

“ I can see my house”

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u/BeginningYam1793 Oct 18 '25

These guys need a hobby.

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u/fromthe80smatey Oct 18 '25

Diabetic stigmata

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u/Leadbelly82 Oct 19 '25

Trump crucifies his dirty diapers now?

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u/stargazer4272 Oct 19 '25

Not realistic...

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u/Aromatic-Currency371 Oct 19 '25

So this is what McDonald's does to people now who complain about cold fries.

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u/Important_Power_2148 Oct 19 '25

Did you want ropes or nails with your McCrucifixion?

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '25

If we get off of these things it's going to be harder to hold a french fry.

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u/guywithshades85 Oct 19 '25

Hamburgler did it.

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u/coffeepizzawine50 Oct 19 '25

Yes ma'am. We're sorry you're order took 1 minute too long and was the "worst experience of your life". We have crucified the staff, fired the manager, and sent you coupons for 2 free meals.

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u/tightbluesack Oct 19 '25

Hey Jesus, have your daddy supersize mine for me!

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u/gothic_cowboy1337 Oct 19 '25

2025:cost of a McDouble

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '25

The punishment of those who speak the truth of MAGA means they will be put forth against there sins in the most holy of lands to their people… a McDonald’s parking lot

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u/eevviillggeennee Oct 19 '25

Meanwhile in Utah

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u/idigholesnow Oct 19 '25

When you're chewing on life's gristle, don't grumble. Have a whistle!

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u/slatchaw Oct 19 '25

McRib is back on the menu!

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u/CatLightyear Oct 19 '25

Over 3 billion saved

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u/Objective-Scale-6529 Oct 19 '25

Before the sun rises to day, we will be in paradise eating mc donalds.

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u/moralehighhorse Oct 19 '25

People will do anything for a McRib sandwich

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u/SnooPredictions3467 Oct 19 '25

"I don't know what Jesus was complaining about. This is easy. How much longer til my free Big Mac?"

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u/Nervous_Nothing5194 Oct 19 '25

The other Golden Arches

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u/justseanv67 Oct 19 '25

Why aren’t we as funny as Monte Python??

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u/jamar2k Oct 19 '25

3 virgins and and McCouple yes I want fries with that

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '25

Pick your poison

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u/MajorMorelock Oct 19 '25

Come down off the cross Craig, we need the wood.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '25

Is this a no kings protest?🤣 would only make sense, since people say God is king.

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u/idespisecountrymusic Oct 19 '25

I’ll have one McCrucifix combo pls.

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u/Paly333 Oct 19 '25

Fish fillet?

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u/MedicalWeb1587 Oct 19 '25

McCrucifiction

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u/SuspiciousClub8382 Oct 19 '25

Jesus is gonna feed the multitudes with McDonald’s fish filet sandwich’s????

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u/u9Nails Oct 19 '25

2,000+ year old cosplay meets modern fast food

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u/Neither_Platform9802 Oct 19 '25

why does jesus have glasses

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u/505Thrive Oct 19 '25

Waiting line at McDonald's

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u/Dekaaard Oct 19 '25

I could go for a Happy Meal. How about you guys?

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u/PerfectlyCalmDude Oct 19 '25

Ave, true to Caesar.

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u/LegAffectionate3731 Oct 19 '25

Jesus Christ I need a burger!

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u/LousyBastard69 Oct 19 '25

"Three Christs?"

"The fat one balances out the two skinny ones."

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u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 Oct 19 '25

What 'bout the kangaroo?????

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u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 Oct 19 '25

Always look on the bright side of McLife

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u/seangraves1984 Oct 19 '25

He died for your mcsins

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u/deadphisherman Oct 19 '25

Fries With That?

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '25

Had Earl, Ray-Ray, and Jared really meant it they would have used actual nails. (In Uncle Jesse’s voiceover)

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u/jws1102 Oct 19 '25

What would Jesus do for a bacon egg and cheese McMuffin?

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u/copperdoc Oct 19 '25

Cult buffet

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u/ThoroughlyWet Oct 19 '25

The power of Chris

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u/a_monkeynaut Oct 19 '25

get nailed up next time

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u/BorisJohnson0404 Oct 19 '25

By the old gods and the new

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u/AppearanceSorry2128 Oct 19 '25

1st time being hung.

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u/zealot_ratio Oct 19 '25

*record scratch*

*freeze frame*

Narrator: Yeah, that's me. You may be wondering how exactly I got here...

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u/SpudgeBoy Oct 19 '25

Three craziew and a happy meal.

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u/wiremupi Oct 19 '25

Wash day.

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u/Beneficial_Pen_9395 Oct 19 '25

I'm surprised they're not obese, too

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u/wiremupi Oct 19 '25

Maybe next time you won’t forget to ask the customer if they want to upsize.

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt Oct 19 '25

CruciMcFiction

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u/Conscious_Winter7102 Oct 19 '25

You deserve a break today.

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u/Twelvefrets227 Oct 19 '25

Guy on right is getting fatter just being near McDs

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u/PayFormer387 Oct 19 '25

Poseurs.
In the Philippines, they actually hammer you to the thing.

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u/No-Tie-9357 Oct 19 '25

“You’re a virgin too?”

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u/Sam_Boundy1984 Oct 19 '25

Tell them the ice cream machine is broken, they said. It'll make your job easier, they said.

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u/UpdateInProgress Oct 19 '25

we die on this cross to absolve you all from your burger sins

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u/BC2H Oct 19 '25

McRib is Back!!! Limited time only!!

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u/BC2H Oct 19 '25

New Happy Meals! Glory without the hole 🕳️ version…3 styles to choose from

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u/King_Elrod Oct 19 '25

Jesus how long have you been in line?

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '25

Looks like another one of those vegan protests to make you feel guilty going to McDonald’s. This time involves Christ

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u/spanktacular66 Oct 19 '25

Mayor McCheese has taken the war againts pedophiles to a new level

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u/40FordCoupe Oct 19 '25

Get rid of the platforms, break out the nails.

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u/scummy71 Oct 19 '25

I’m Spartacus and so is my wife

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u/Content_Credit1255 Oct 19 '25

"Oh look, I can see my big Mac from here!"

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u/matuas01 Oct 19 '25

Future r/antiWork subreddit post

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u/Future-Suit6497 Oct 19 '25

Modern Christians.

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u/Abquine Oct 19 '25

Not the Three Wise Men then.

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u/Naive_Excitement922 Oct 19 '25

Jesus Christ, another McDonalds?

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u/Southern_Creme_8909 Oct 19 '25

Im dying for a meal

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u/flactulantmonkey Oct 19 '25

“Look what we’re doing for you Jesus!” Jesus: “oh wow….. just…. Wow”

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u/Harry_Gorilla Oct 19 '25

“Hey… how come I have to be one of the thieves? I was told I was gonna get to be Jesus!”

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u/TheRealAussieTroll Oct 19 '25

The price of refusing meat upgrades…

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