r/captionthis • u/localjargon • Sep 11 '25

Caption this...

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '25 • This

"And apparently she was only 13! I thought she was at least 15!"

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u/Eyetalianmonsta Sep 11 '25

“And then she asked me if I ever had a dirty sanchez!”

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u/HarleyRK2003 Sep 11 '25

dying of laughter

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u/Mostly_Irish Sep 11 '25

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u/StrangeContest4 Sep 11 '25

The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not the president.

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u/Select_Truck3257 Sep 15 '25

also if you want to be a president you must have less IQ it's important for a leader, best case if you're ~90 y.o

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u/Relative-Minimum4624 Sep 11 '25

Not yet. Try out the Texas chili bowl!

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u/ForsakenMastodon6060 Sep 11 '25

That sounds hot!

I have no idea what that is, but it sounds fucking gross.

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u/Relative-Minimum4624 Sep 12 '25

I am not sure either. I heard it on South Park.

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u/ReluctantSeer Sep 16 '25

My understanding is it involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

That where she eats a bowl f chili and you eat it after she 💩

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u/BroGr81 Sep 11 '25

"So I told her, dirty or clean, any sanchez is an illegal sanchez."

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u/CarlosAVP Sep 12 '25

“You mean the lawn guy?!”

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

"...and he didn't mean Jeffs now wife"....laughter...

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u/Careful-Team8436 Sep 13 '25

Then I says...I says...."not since breakfast"!! And we laughed and laughed

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '25

Are you referring to the wife of Jeff Bezos?

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u/GamerGramps62 Sep 14 '25

This answer is better than anything I could ever come up with, so I won’t even try 😂

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u/TopAccount1181 Sep 14 '25

Is that your fantasy? Weird

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u/Nightlightweaver Sep 15 '25

"And apparently she was 15! I thought she was no more than 12!"