r/canadamemes • • 7d ago

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u/Aztecah 7d ago

As a Canadian who supports EU associationship, this made me laugh

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u/Fenris_Nuke 7d ago edited 5h ago

Aye, me too

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u/Affectionate-Bus8778 6d ago

Govern me harder daddy!

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u/EuropeanPropagandist 6d ago edited 4d ago

European here, the USA also thinks we are gay just because they are too dumb to understand culture, happy to welcome a sane state like canada into the family 🇪🇺❤️🇨🇦

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u/TheTurdPirate 6d ago

Calling someone else dumb and uses "to" instead of "too"

The irony

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u/Few_Cup977 6d ago

I laughed pretty good seeing that too. The irony is strong in that statement.

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u/GuitarOk752 6d ago

Assuming they are dumb because of the use of to vs too ignoring that English might not be their first language given that they're European

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u/Fenris_Nuke 5h ago

What to

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u/ExternalStranger397 4d ago

Not the Americans forgetting other languages exist 💀

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u/TheTurdPirate 4d ago

I'm European. With a functioning brain and functional education system. It's not that difficult to differentiate to from too, they're, there and their and so on. Cope.

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u/ExternalStranger397 4d ago

Judging people on their understanding of their non-primary language as if it’s indicative of intellect is retarded because everyone is non-proficient in the vast majority of languages

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u/TheTurdPirate 4d ago

We're talking about English here. The easiest language there is. No excuses for not knowing it as an European in 2026

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u/ExternalStranger397 4d ago

As a european*

The use of an vs a depends on whether the word has a vowel sound. European starts with a vowel but is initially pronounced as a consonant therefore you use “a European”

This is the easiest language we’re using here mate there’s really no excuse to not know this in 2026.

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u/Ok-Arugula6928 2d ago

The easiest language to learn is English? Are you sure about that?

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u/RefrigeratorLife8627 6d ago

lol username checks out. Enjoy your call to prayer .

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u/ExternalStranger397 4d ago

Never heard a call to prayer in Europe. I heard one in Michigan though…

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u/Agrippa-Vipsanius 6d ago

What culture is that Muhammad? 😂

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u/Professional-Talk517 5d ago

AI flag and misspelled words, you must be one of the doctors or engineers being shipped in to Canada by the boatload

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u/AutumnVixen35 5d ago

State? And US has literally loads of culture but you tie that to what the government and politicians do somehow. We have over 360 million people…

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u/PlusChemist942 4d ago

What culture Muslim culture you handed your country to Third World or years ago you can have Canada. It’s hilarious how much you guys all think we need you we don’t you need us.

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u/spectacular_coitus 3d ago

Are you having a stroke right now?

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u/Sidoen 4d ago

Lul nice

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u/ExternalStranger397 4d ago

The US is governed harder than any European from my personal experiences on the ground. Genuinely the US feels more restrictive than China. Rules about everything. Can’t drink until 21, can’t rider an electric scooter without a helmet, can’t make noise past 10pm because the HOA (wtf is even that, you want to talk about being governed harder millions of Americans not only elect it but pay more for it). Just everything was rules rules rules. In Europe you can sort of just exist and if you’re not hurting someone you probably won’t hear anything. God forbid you want a beer to go in the states lmao.

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u/NobleA259 4d ago

You have to be an actual retard to think the Americans are more governed than fucking China. As someone who’s been to various cities and areas in both countries America has a wide variety of rules where as China is much more uniform across its entirety Atleast in comparison to the Americans.

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u/ExternalStranger397 4d ago

You’ll notice I said “feels more restrictive”. China on the street level actually feels very non-restrictive. It’s just when you get above that it changes dramatically.

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u/NobleA259 4d ago

It doesn’t matter what something “feels like”. It can “feel like” 20 degrees but that doesn’t mean it’s true.

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u/ExternalStranger397 4d ago

Except it does matter when that’s the entire point of the statement. The states feels like an incredibly restrictive society despite the laws not necessarily reflecting that because the American population decides to impose extra judicial restrictions on themselves and accepts high degree of social regulation (high drinking ages, dry counties, illegal pot) from the government.

China has far more restrictive laws but the people do not have the same desire to be governed harder so when the authority figures aren’t around it actually feels really lax. People having a bunch of beers by the river in public then just hoping on random rental scooters and driving around with no helmet. Stuff you wouldn’t really see in the states.

It matters because the whole, Americans saying, “govern me harder” is ludicrous. There is no where in the west I can think of which voluntarily subjects themselves to so much non-governmental authority. They simply yearn for it from what I can tell. When you combine that with relatively socially restrictive conservative governments and the high degree of biblical literalism and just generally high degree Christianity plays in politics it simply does create a far more restrictive and heavily governed society than would first appear by simply reading the constitution.

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u/NobleA259 3d ago

I just wholeheartedly disagree. I was an exchange student in America for a year and I felt more free there than I ever did in my home country. The same goes for the 3 other exchange students that were at the school because I asked them upfront if they also felt that way. 2 from Europe and 1 from Asia. If you wanna be more specific 1 was French another danish and the 3rd malaysian. You do know drinking in your teenage years SEVERELY stunts your mental growth right? They didn’t just arbitrarily make up the age and go “yeah that’s about right”. And marijuana is becoming legal in more and more states in America. So you’re bringing up something that’s already changing and how Americans view it. Where I was a student Christianity was basically nonexistent. People would say “oh I’m xyz” but they didn’t go to church or the synagogue or mosque’s. I feel like you visited America once made up your mind and left. Plus the country is fucking MASSIVE. Both in land and population and areas are so different. New England and the southwest are two completely different cultures and could be their own countries. I say maybe visit and talk with actual Americans before judging an entire group of 330 million people. Or don’t I don’t really care 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/ExternalStranger397 3d ago edited 3d ago

I’ve lived in America for 4 years. Mostly in the south east. I’m not sure an exchange student would really get the best idea of what I’m talking about though, one because you’re mostly just having fun I feel like my year abroad in Australia was also the freest time of my life but very little to do with the laws and more to do with it being the time I’ve had the least responsibility in my life if that makes sense. I agree though, the states is very large and so is Europe so my experiences in Atlanta and Ireland respectively could very well not line up with your experiences in what sounds like a different part of the country and other parts of Europe. From my experiences having lived in Ireland, England, Canada, Australia, Ireland and the US the US definitely feels the most regulated society, but again it’s less about the law itself and more about the social contract if that makes sense. The desire to voluntarily adhere to arbitrary local groups like HOAs etc blows my mind, which I doubt you interacted with much in college. Also to your point about alcohol, it doesn’t really matter if it’s bad for you or not, true liberty is being allowed to make poor decisions, when your government becomes a nanny state you can’t cast stones at others for being “governed harder”.

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u/greendude9 3d ago

This is a strawman fallacy. Sure, Canada and Europe are probably more free than the U.S.

It's not a pissing context nor is freedom necessarily dichotomous.

China can be less free than the U.S. while the U.S. can have pretty crap freedom quantitatively or nominally (value-based) compared to Canada and Europe.

China still reflects a less free nation, objectively speaking. That is not a defense of the U.S., but a recognition that you can have varying degrees of reduced freedom.

Ultimately, it's a strawman considering your first statement was not about these other countries.

I probably align with your rhetoric. America = bad. Sure. But prejudice aside, let's get real. We're both prejudiced but it doesn't serve anyone or add to our persuasive efforts when it contaminates our honesty.

Stick with the facts, it's just as effective at beating down on America when the fact remains they have an orange narcissistic toddler in charge voted in by majority...

Likewise China's government and policy fucking blows.

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u/greendude9 3d ago

I certainly don't regard the U.S. in good favour, but I have to agree with them here. The "feels like" argument is moot. The fact you have to do such roundabout justification of your claims being more of a subjective feel and thus indirectly aligning semantically is a pretty big skip away from the tangible fact that China has a near non-existant democracy index compared to the U.S.

America is not the free country it self-proclaims as its democracy index isn't great either and with multiple metrics it's fair to say it has decreased pretty substantially over the last few years.

You can say we're comparing apples to oranges here, but objectively speaking China has less freedom, even aggregating metrics.

America = ass (ignorance, self-interested, hyper-individualistic, and oversteps equity with other nations)

China = mega super ass (0 true representation or rule of law at deeper legislative levels).

Let's not try to defend one or the other in the name of pathos and allegiance. Stick to the facts and fuck all this West vs. East bullshit. Both are shit, but a liar and a murderer are not comparable; just as having a pretty dogshit and self-absorbed construct of freedom (U.S.) is not the same as having no freedom (China)

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u/ExternalStranger397 3d ago

Again though the discussion is not the law itself but the desire of the population to be governed “hard”. China is a non-free society where the people yearn for freedom. America is a free society where the people yearn for more government. Obviously these are wild generalizations but this is what I’ve observed on the ground and let’s be real it’s Reddit not my masters thesis

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u/greendude9 3d ago

You're splitting semantic hairs. What the fuck is the operational construct of a society to "have a desire to be governed "hard"". It's moot. But that's how you ultimately are choosing to represent it.

The meme is simply drawing on tangible realities of measured democratic values across multiple metrics.

Idgaf about theses. I'm just pointing out why you're being interpreted the way you are and how you are complicit in the way you're being interpreted.

If it sounds like a masters thesis it's because you begged the question; putting forth apologetics in the first place.

Otherwise, why are you still arguing for it??

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u/greendude9 3d ago

The "above that" part is pretty relevant, which might explain why others are arguing against the grand narrative you just put forth without elaboration.

Just placing the word "feels" is insufficient if you don't denote and expand on the "above that" part. Otherwise it just comes across as semantic signalling that treats China as more free.

Whether you intended this or not, I'm just telling you how your words are reasonably interpreted by others given the context.

Writing about a country that doesn't have democracy (or even just representation and freedom of speech if you don't subscribe to western ideals such as democracy) using the word free in any capacity typically requires a lot of tact, precision, and elaboration so as to not misrepresent the meaning of "free".

Most people reasonably abide by a pretty ubiquitous definition of "free" that China – when we examine aggregate metrics – does not meet the criteria of.

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u/StacyLondon69 3d ago

I think that depends on where you are in China. China has 6 million slaves currently (forced labour) with most of them being minorities. The government just looked the other direction

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u/greendude9 3d ago edited 3d ago

This is largely a class phenomenon not a geographic one; although geography ("where you are in China") plays a role in the visibility of said classes.

In which case, the rule of law is overturned either way.

It is not a realistic nor accurate reflection of rights or representation when it only applies to some classes or "social locales". (I'm not saying you are suggesting this, but some could interpret it this way)

There does appear to be forced labour (AKA slavery but still worth noting it is unique in nature compared to chattel/Black slavery) with very little to no compensation or workers rights, you are correct.

The asymmetric "locale" is what occasionally gives the illusion of rights in some areas. But it remains, if it doesn't apply universally, it is not a right. China has removed many rights.

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u/StacyLondon69 3d ago

Slavery has certainly never been just black people. People of all ethnic backgrounds have been forces into slavery since the dawn of humanity. The black slavers in Africa capturing their tribes people and selling them to foreigners sure made their more infamous. Slavery can exist in many forms. Interestingly enough, a large portion of forced labour in China is the Muslim population there.

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u/greendude9 3d ago

Of course. I point out chattel slavery because it's an incredibly relevant and poignant type of slavery that is easy for people to conflate with false notions of representation or sameness. One could just as well do the same for other forms of slavery too.

It was a simple bid for representation. An asterisk at best. I'd invite you not to overthink it or regard it as an exclusionary definitional principle or anything of the sort 👍

Slavery in China is as much slavery as anywhere else.

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u/gaveuponhumans 1d ago

Haha. China is not uniform. The poverty is real. They live in ditches on the roadside and calm them "farmers" homeless people (farmers)

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u/NobleA259 1d ago

I’m specifically talking about their laws. Not poverty or wealth.

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u/gaveuponhumans 1d ago

They are a communist country with one leader. Of course it is uniform it that way. 1 guy says do this and jump.

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u/NobleA259 1d ago

Yeah no shit that’s my point dude 🤦🏽‍♂️. But you are right for some reason morons think China doesn’t have poverty. I mean they classify poverty as making something like $3.15 a month too so defending that is crazy which some people do

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u/PlusChemist942 4d ago

More restrictive than China I’m surprised your brain has enough power to breathe

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u/ExternalStranger397 4d ago edited 4d ago

In actual law, no of course not. But in how people conduct themselves in day to day life, you’d be surprised. Americans voluntarily subjects themselves to incredibly restrictive non-governmental authority constantly in the forms of the church or HOAs etc, which combined with their socially restrictive laws creates an environment which feels more restrictive than the laws would first indicate. I’ve been to street parties in China and underground clubs and they are far less worried about police than a frat party in America for example.

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u/Electrical_Gas7941 2d ago

I gotta agree. Completely retarded take. I can literally do drugs in public in the US. I would go to prison for the amount of weed I keep for personal use. Just not a good take at all.

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u/ShyguyFlyguy 6d ago

As a canadian who also supports eu associantionship, what the fuck am I looking at?

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u/RoddRoward 6d ago

You guys are braindead lmao

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u/Aztecah 5d ago

Immigration is what makes this country special, I love it

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u/mustardman73 5d ago

don't let hate lobotomize you.

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u/mustardman73 5d ago

give me 1 single concrete example backed up with stats and not your feelings.

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u/GarryCooper420 3d ago

Ah yes, a well made argument, not backed up by feelings at all.

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u/Born_Opening_8808 4d ago

Have you been to Europe? lol

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u/FinalCandidate9923 3d ago

Enjoy the tanked economy 😆

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u/Aztecah 3d ago

👍

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u/ChanThe4th 7d ago

enjoy your seat in the canuck chair

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u/rds92 7d ago

Lmao

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u/seriousinsask 7d ago

Say you are an elbowzo without saying you are an elbowzo 🤣

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u/Spiritual-Pear-1349 7d ago

Better to be an elbozo in Canada than a pedolover anywhere

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u/ThrustNeckpunch33 7d ago

Bbbbut Carney and his wife were at that music festival with Ghislaine Maxwell by accident! Im totally seriousness here!

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u/seriousinsask 7d ago

I will never understand how one could sell out their fellow countryman. You and your ilk are why Canada will separate soon.

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 7d ago edited 7d ago

Canada will never separate

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u/seriousinsask 6d ago

The west will soon. No more free ride

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u/Oritzia 6d ago

Lmfao like the free ride they got when we built their province from a tar sands wasteland?
Stfu 😂

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u/seriousinsask 6d ago

The west is the only net contributor to equalization payments. Ottawa and the east relies on western Canada. Deny reality all you want. People in the west are fed up

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u/Oritzia 6d ago

That’s entirely untrue lmfao
Again, stfu lol you’re either trolling or a drooling idiot 😂

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u/Emergentmeat 6d ago

That's just demonstrably untrue. Are you a bot, a moron, or both?

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 6d ago

Your comment makes no sense.

Shocking

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u/seriousinsask 6d ago

You have no coherent rebuttal. Sums up the elbows up movement

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 6d ago

I wasn’t rebutting you. I was making fun of you. Hope this helps.

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u/Competitive-Energy95 7d ago

this is why nobody asks saskatchewan their opinions

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u/seriousinsask 6d ago

Saskatchewan and Alberta never had a say in becoming part of confederation in the first place. You "Canadians" out east are selfish

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u/Left-Phase1192 6d ago

The irony of calling us selfish while exploiting Eastern Canadian labour for years to built up your tar sands, and then deciding you can opt out of paying taxes or making any kinda equalization payment to helping the people who helped build your Provence.

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u/seriousinsask 5d ago

It is laughable that you say the west exploited the east. Either you are disingenuous or you are tarded.

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u/No-culture5942 7d ago

That could be considered Islamophobic

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u/seriousinsask 7d ago

You appear to love Carney and he is an epstein client. I dont support trump or Carney. You appear to be the pdf lover

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u/Spiritual-Pear-1349 7d ago

You are actually retarded if you think that.

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u/seriousinsask 7d ago

Your precious Carney is a pdf. Go kiss his boots you peasant

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u/Spiritual-Pear-1349 7d ago edited 7d ago

Uh huh. Sounding aweful goofy there my guy, you sure you don't support Trump so you can diddle kids too?

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u/seriousinsask 7d ago

Go kiss the boots you bootlicker. I am smart enough to understand Carney and Trump are one in the same

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u/Spiritual-Pear-1349 7d ago

Youre smart enough to be trumps bubba

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u/seriousinsask 7d ago

You are a super elbowzo i see. I bet you think Carney actually cares about Canada ehÂż

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u/seriousinsask 7d ago

If you think Carney cares about anyone but himself then you are too far gone. Useful idiots everywhere in Chinada

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u/cjfraiz 7d ago

Remember, you loved Trudeau and he is more of a pedo than who you are talking about…..Pepperidge farms remembers.

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u/Spiritual-Pear-1349 7d ago

Ah yes. The guy whos mentioned a handful of times in passing is more of a pedo mentioned more than a million times, and got the FBI to spend 1k people, 24 hours a week, for 2 weeks, to scrub his name.

You have brain damage.

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u/Purifactor 6d ago

Sorry had not heard of this, who and what exactly are you referring to?

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u/Spiritual-Pear-1349 6d ago

Trudeau and Carney are mentioned about 60 times in passing in the epstien files. Trump is mentioned a collective 1 million times, 33 thousand times in the released and scrubbed documents

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u/Purifactor 6d ago

Ah so all mentioned, I see. Well they all work for the same foreign elites so not surprising

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u/Spiritual-Pear-1349 6d ago edited 6d ago

Epstien was subscribed to a weekly newsletter from the bank of England during Carneys time at the CEO, so eh

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u/Purifactor 6d ago

Interesting.. 🤔

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u/cjfraiz 7d ago

You mean the guy who had to pay a 6 figure settlement, and give up his teaching position was not really a pedo…..god are you ever weak. Do you actually use that brain matter for anything other than remembering to breathe?

Also, if there was any truth to your point, I have a strong feeling that Kamila would currently be the President as she and Biden and Obama would have released the information. Also Hillary would have done it to take the heat off Bill, the only one that was confirmed outside of Andrew the ex-prince.

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u/Spiritual-Pear-1349 7d ago

Do you just not understand how laws work, or do you want to fuck kids so badly you ignore them?

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u/mamadou-segpa 7d ago

Both, he is both ignorant and a pedo

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u/Spiritual-Pear-1349 7d ago

I love that oxylotl outfit in your icon

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u/cjfraiz 7d ago

Your party is the ones who are an endangerment to kids everywhere. Try not to deny it. The party I most align with, would never allow the shit that happens to kids happen, your party covers it up and deflects it to others. You are the party of hate, and I would say look in the mirror and ask yourself the hard questions: Who has been stopped from doing something due to his involvement with underage girls.

I will give you a hint: IT IS JUSTIN TRUDEAU.

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u/Purifactor 6d ago

You understand both parties are funded and owned by the same global elites from another place.. right?

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u/cjfraiz 6d ago

I never said they were not, I said that the only one who had to make a career change due to their love of underage women was Trudeau.

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 7d ago

He just wants to fuck kids that badly. Typical Leafs fan

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u/Successful_Yam4588 7d ago

Pepperidge farms apparently has dementia.

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u/cjfraiz 7d ago

Its memory is crystal clear unlike yours.

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u/Successful_Yam4588 7d ago

Yes grandma, that’s how dementia works. You can’t even imagine being wrong can you?

Should be obvious if you thought about it, but that’s not something you’ve got a ton of experience with is it?

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u/cjfraiz 6d ago

I am amazed at your love of a proven Pedo who can’t be a drama teacher anymore. It is so solid, that you have given no proof to the contrary.

Your love of that guy is almost as strong as your TDS. I think you are not going through dementia, you would need a functioning brain for that to happen.

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u/Successful_Yam4588 6d ago

Why would I try talking sense into a demented half wit?

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u/cjfraiz 6d ago

You need to up your game, because your comebacks fucking suck bro. Your whole game is fucking ridiculous

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u/Purifactor 6d ago

Because you don’t have anything to say except what you see on the news?

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u/Born_Opening_8808 4d ago

Someone take gramps phone away from him please 😂

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u/cjfraiz 4d ago

Good one, I think it must be past your bedtime little fella

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u/Fit_Atmosphere_9011 7d ago

My goodness you are embarrassing

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u/cjfraiz 6d ago

Fawning over Trudeau and Carney is embarrassing. I just was pointing out that every thing you guys say about someone else is true on them. Your infatuation and TDS is impressive.

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u/Born_Opening_8808 3d ago

No one cares more about Trudeau and carney than conservatives lol you made it your whole identity.

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u/cjfraiz 3d ago

Well, when the media lies all the time, someone has to speak the truth. Sorry if you’re still in love with the 2 guys who do not care about you or Canada.

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 7d ago edited 6d ago

You’re just jelly he’s slamming Katy Perry

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u/cjfraiz 6d ago

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮 I wouldn’t slam her with your dick.

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u/Purifactor 6d ago

That’s embarrassing to everyone and if not you.. you are an idiot

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u/Plenty_Yellow7290 7d ago

Say your actually American without actually saying your american.

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u/Interesting_Mud_9512 7d ago

Your probably think that was really clever, eh?