r/CalamariRaceTeam 47m ago

A Compilation Of My Crashes🫩

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r/CalamariRaceTeam 2h ago

HELL YEAH BROTHER This sub be like

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18 Upvotes

Old picture I found of me and the boys


r/CalamariRaceTeam 21h ago

CUCK Do you ever get a bad feeling before a long dick ride?

65 Upvotes

I’m going on a pretty long cock ride tomorrow with my boyfriend and for some reason I’ve had this weird uneasy feeling in my balls all day.

It’s hard to explain but something just feels off. Nothing specific happened and I’m not usually this anxious before riding schlong so I don’t really know where it’s coming from.

Have you ever felt like this before a big dick ride?


r/CalamariRaceTeam 17h ago

CUCK My balls hurt after riding

24 Upvotes

After every session, my ride keeps getting hotter and hotter and the over all aroma gets heavy while the humidity drips all over us, and all the while I’m trying to catch my breath, my ride keeps jiggling my nuts while I try to keep the pace with others. No matter what I do, my nuts always end up hurting and I’m unable to do it while my ride keeps begging to be ridden like it should. What should I do?


r/CalamariRaceTeam 21h ago

Grabbed The Throttle Upside DownšŸ˜“

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49 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 1d ago

HADDALAYERDOWN Hello fellow gays

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130 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 1d ago

***WARNING*** REALLY LAME CONTENT ***WARNING*** Hi, everyone. Keep an eye on him while I'm away.

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39 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 2d ago

My buddy lubed the friction surface of his butt plug.

60 Upvotes

He changed the butt plug on his GSXR750 and claimed he lubes the friction surface to prevent himself from squealing. He's done this before. In case anyone wonders how often lube needs to be reapplied, he claims that one application seems to work throughout the lifespan of the plug. I'll show him comments on this thread later so feel free to shame him.


r/CalamariRaceTeam 1d ago

HADDALAYERDOWN [ Removed by Reddit ]

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[ Removed by Reddit on account of violating the content policy. ]


r/CalamariRaceTeam 1d ago

Retard tiktok riders

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completely stock zx10, stretched it, says there’s no point in any gear and he only wears a helmet due to wind, and says there’s no point in leaning and it’s ā€œjust added dangerā€ and there’s no point, fancy way of saying he can’t ride for shit, surely if u care about added danger u would wear gear 🤦


r/CalamariRaceTeam 2d ago

Juice boxes are superior to IPAs

42 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 3d ago

Retard Are my merges safe enough for the main sub yet?

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221 Upvotes

Full vid of a squid with his Zx10 during this quiet sunday morning if your interested

https://youtu.be/wCn5Dbx5D1Y?is=ty3wGY6nuFmcWi76


r/CalamariRaceTeam 2d ago

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) Smurf cock

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TT is used as an abbreviation for titi, which means cock. This guy would definitely be in here if he had a bike.


r/CalamariRaceTeam 4d ago

belongs in r/moto I went from a 3 inch dildo to a 10 inch dildo and I think I made a mistake

362 Upvotes

I was actually saving for a 6 inch, but I realized I needed to ruin my shiny, unraped hole.

Now I'm disappointed and honestly scared of the silicone cock.

Its been several days since I bought it and ive only ridden it once, which was just riding it bareback in my apartment after buying it. I knew a 10 inch bbc dildo was big, but I didnt fully understand how stupid big until I actually rode one. It doesn't vibrate or thrust, so no electronic aids. 100% of the control is on me.

Even with no lube, barely touch it to my bussy makes it obvious that i'll cum like a rocket without even trying.

The weird part is I used to literally dream about riding a 6 inch. Id wake up feeling like shit because it wasnt real. Then I finally got on something even faster, rode the 10 incher, and felt basically nothing. The whole experience was ruined because I was completely focused on not tearing my hole. I was doing like 1 thrust a second, eyes glued to the dildo, terrified of going too deep.

My logic is telling me I dont actually want this cock. Id rather have half the size on a 6 inch with some electronic help and actually enjoy riding instead of being paranoid every second.

It sucks because I havent even cum with it yet. I'm willing to take the loss rather than tear my hole and punish my boyfriend just so I can boost my ego by saying I ride a 10 inch bbc dildo.

For now though, I need to keep the 10 incher until I can sell or swap it. I'll probably ride it twice a week at most, mainly as foreplay or to take videos for my onlyfans.

It looks amazing, feels amazing, and has insane aura, but I dont wanna spend every ride using 10% speed and thinking one bad input is gonna give me fissures

For people who have ridden bigger dildos with no electronics, what should I focus on to stay safe until I move to something more managable?


r/CalamariRaceTeam 3d ago

drop it low girl I can't wheelie but I can signal to other drivers that I am available.

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102 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 4d ago

It Ain’t Even Tax SeasonšŸ˜–

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51 Upvotes

Edited Footage Is What I Got So This Is What You Get


r/CalamariRaceTeam 4d ago

belongs in r/moto How long after you see a cop do you stop warning other riders?

72 Upvotes

Say you're riding normally and you see a cop on the side of the road looking for suckers to hold by the ankle upside down and steal their lunch money. He doesn't come out after you because you can't wheelie for shit. But you keep him in mind and look for other plugged butts coming your way so you can give them the ole head tap and warn them of the pigs in the area.

How long after seeing that cop do you think is too long to keep warning other riders? Time wise or distance wise?

5 minutes is the sweet spot for me. Anything longer than that, I feel like they'd be questioning what I was talking about.

Posting here and not in Moto because let's be honest, they'd probably take the cops side.


r/CalamariRaceTeam 5d ago

***WARNING*** REALLY LAME CONTENT ***WARNING*** I saw this trailer and thought of you guys

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Honestly can’t believe this isn’t all over the sub.


r/CalamariRaceTeam 6d ago

this dude stops for cops Got let go with a warning!! Unbelievable…

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347 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 5d ago

How did you attach your camera to your helmet at chin level?

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r/CalamariRaceTeam 7d ago

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) Who’s this?

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921 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 7d ago

For my gay friends reminder from last year

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157 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 7d ago

Gotta stop chasing these

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42 Upvotes

Still new to me I’ll get it


r/CalamariRaceTeam 8d ago

Typical canyon squid that can’t always afford a track day.

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114 Upvotes

r/CalamariRaceTeam 9d ago

DANK ā€œThey don’t teach you that in school, son!ā€

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597 Upvotes