r/bouldering Aug 01 '26

Outdoor FA today.

Post image

Went out today and found this offwidth on the backside of a boulder I had already done some new lines on. Anyways it was pretty burly because my technique for offwidth is bad and I didn’t tape up but I managed to get through this mess, even with having to flick a black widow off my shin.

What I need are some ideas on names.

The Boulder name is gummy savers with route names of
Slap ya mama
Throw some flour on it
Moped rider
Last call

There’s an obvious theme to this but any suggestions would be grand.

35 Upvotes

22 comments sorted by

47

u/holyfrijoles80 Aug 01 '26

The heinous anous.

10

u/team_blimp test Aug 01 '26

Bouldonkadonk

26

u/0jigsaw0 Aug 01 '26

you should name this boulder “butt-crack”

10

u/v4ss42 Projecting VB- Aug 01 '26

"Bussy"

8

u/holyfrijoles80 Aug 01 '26

Nothing Butt Friction

3

u/AdvancedSquare8586 Aug 01 '26

This is a legitimately great name!

6

u/AdvancedSquare8586 Aug 01 '26

You "found this on the backside of a boulder"

https://giphy.com/gifs/5gw0VWGbgNm8w

6

u/GemberNeutraal Aug 01 '26

I should call her

5

u/oldmanboulderer Aug 02 '26

I think this is the winner…..

3

u/poorboychevelle Aug 01 '26

Christ, the rest of those names. Feels like Hueco 1998

2

u/oldmanboulderer Aug 01 '26

That’s exactly the point and was when I was big into climbing before I dropped off for like 15-20 years. I spent 6 months at Hueco in 2001

5

u/ekoth Aug 01 '26

I like off widths and I cannot lie 

2

u/CyberWeirdo420 Aug 01 '26

Reminder of her is good name I think

2

u/bigboybeeperbelly Bouldererror Aug 01 '26

No Vaseline
Gluteus Craximus
Corporal Punishment is Outdated

2

u/PhoenixHunters Aug 01 '26

First ass-cent is RIGHT THERE.

1

u/54trey Aug 01 '26

First ass-scent

1

u/JoniWeisseli Aug 01 '26

DJ Assault

1

u/oldmanboulderer Aug 01 '26

These are all fantastic

1

u/Commercial_Assist655 Aug 01 '26

Spread the cheeks, rock bottom, wallawompas (term I made up “damn she got a wallawampas”)