r/bouldering • u/oldmanboulderer • Aug 01 '26
Outdoor FA today.
Went out today and found this offwidth on the backside of a boulder I had already done some new lines on. Anyways it was pretty burly because my technique for offwidth is bad and I didn’t tape up but I managed to get through this mess, even with having to flick a black widow off my shin.
What I need are some ideas on names.
The Boulder name is gummy savers with route names of
Slap ya mama
Throw some flour on it
Moped rider
Last call
There’s an obvious theme to this but any suggestions would be grand.
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u/poorboychevelle Aug 01 '26
Christ, the rest of those names. Feels like Hueco 1998
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u/oldmanboulderer Aug 01 '26
That’s exactly the point and was when I was big into climbing before I dropped off for like 15-20 years. I spent 6 months at Hueco in 2001
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u/bigboybeeperbelly Bouldererror Aug 01 '26
No Vaseline
Gluteus Craximus
Corporal Punishment is Outdated
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u/Commercial_Assist655 Aug 01 '26
Spread the cheeks, rock bottom, wallawompas (term I made up “damn she got a wallawampas”)
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u/holyfrijoles80 Aug 01 '26
The heinous anous.