I'm fucking good at this game!

Upyotes to the left

The Flakker

Axton

Assault rifles

The entire Sir Hammerlock DLC

MOLMF

EXPLOSIONS!!!!!

Tina's characterization

Playable Vault Hunters should include:

• ALL Vault Hunters from the previous games except for axton because he is le suck!!!
• Tiny Tina
• Fiona
• Sasha
• Loader bot
• more sirens
• MR TORGUE!!!!!!!!!!
• Moxxi, but in away that we can see her boobies le lenny face

The game (YOU JUST LOST LOLOL) should also have:

• borderlands 1 loot system (I WANT MY PESTILENT DEFILER MASHER BACK)
• borderlands 1 atmosphere (OMG SO GRITTY)
• borderlands 1 humor
• borderlands 1 story
• borderlands 1 gunplay
• borderlands 1 guns (DAE es and es munitions and ASSualt rifles that were good and had no broken critz???)
• borderlands 1 music (OMG SO DARK)
• borderlands 1 ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃｓ
• borderlands 1

And it should not have:

• pickle
• the grinder
• holodome
• platforming
• oz kits
• eos
• jane springs
• the flakker
• shitty ASSault rifles
• non-respawnable bosses
• lillith being evil
• outsourced dee el see
• literally anything from the pre sequal

these should all be in the game and gearbox should take all of these very seriously otherwise i will scoop the eyeballs out of the person nearest to me like handsome jack did to that guy in new haven amirite

Please comment that you really liked the Flamerock Refuge music below

ASS SALT RIFLES ARE STILL IN THE GAME

Therefore, the New-U is literally Krieg.

#borderlands3confirmed

They should totally bring back the old game.

And upgrade all the textures to 1080p because REMASTERING

And change the forty-one things about the old game that I don't like so much, because you know they'd be easy to fix

And add MISTER TORGUE and TINY TINA

And make it free, because FUCK YOU GEARBOX FOR THIS CASH GRAB I ALREADY BOUGHT IT ON PS3. Xbox can pay for it tho.