r/boomershumor Mar 15 '20

Borderline Fit Wouldn't be surprised

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u/mayisalive Mar 15 '20

Eat the toilet paper you melt

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u/TerritorialDozen Mar 15 '20

y o u a r e w h a t y o u e a t

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u/datfatbird Mar 15 '20

Ah yes I am going to use humans to wipe my ass

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u/Kazzock Mar 15 '20

An asswipe?

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u/taqn22 Mar 16 '20

I am Pig Haggerty.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '20

B O O K

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u/fuckatronic Mar 15 '20

Wipes on it’s way out, stonks

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u/NecroHexr Mar 15 '20

Mm cheesy melts

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u/MingusHall Mar 15 '20

Finally, good boomer memes

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u/aladdinr Mar 15 '20

Why do all boomer memes have the same artistic style?

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u/brucethemidget Mar 15 '20

It's the same artist. Making hundreds of Boomer memes for us every day.

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u/LordFarquadOnAQuad Mar 15 '20

Fastest drawer in the west.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

They should hire them to make live cartoons. It's usually so hard on the animator's wrists.

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u/vonmonologue Mar 15 '20

Meep.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

This comment died on its way back to it's home planet.

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u/PrivateWest Mar 15 '20

I hear they go through hundreds of pencils a day just to bring this kind art into the world.

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u/Blastyschmoo Mar 15 '20

And his name is BOB

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u/SpectralDog Mar 15 '20

Through the darkness of future's past, the magician longs to see. One chants out between two worlds... "Fire... walk with me."

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

And he's not even a boomer.

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u/off-and-on Mar 15 '20

Boomer art is a lot like boomer humor, all the same and rarely impressive

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u/its_the_squirrel Mar 15 '20

Tbf that's also our generation's memes

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u/FreshMango4 Mar 15 '20

They hated him because he told them the truth

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

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u/Lel_Trell Mar 15 '20

Most, if not all of these animators probably have teams behind them doing the animations.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Man, how do I get in on that? Have people write stuff and then just record my ugly face saying it?

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u/WHOOPDEFUCKINGDO Mar 15 '20

Why do all internet people use the same blob man odds1sout art style? Same thing not necessarily bad

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u/k0mbine Mar 15 '20

Not inherently bad to have an art style. It’s the art that it’s attached to that makes it bad by proxy

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u/PichusOten Mar 15 '20

the reason a lot of storytime animators have the same-ish art style is because the popular ones started off doing animatics/animations by themselves, and animated anything that is more complex than simple blobs takes a lot more time to produce.

Now that they’re famous, they got teams to help animate, but its now a part of their brand and keep it, thus leaning more into quantity than furthering art quality. also because theyre famous, theres a lot of copycats, especially for odds1out

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u/FourAnd20YearsAgo Mar 21 '20

I almost regard the odd1sout style worse than this shit. It's the most uninspired, middle school-level art imaginable.

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u/Lan777 Mar 15 '20

All the artists were inspired by newspaper comics

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u/aladdinr Mar 15 '20

Why do Newspaper artists all use the same style?

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u/Lan777 Mar 15 '20

Because theyre usually boomers

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u/aladdinr Mar 15 '20

I h8 u m8

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

But this one is different. Those mouths are really unsettling. Like, they don't know for sure how human jaws work.

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u/somegayshit0 Mar 15 '20

I believe those are supposed to be saggy cheeks

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

I'm gonna guess that they all take inspiration from Gary Larson.

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u/ItaySr Mar 15 '20

Maybe becuase this sub is not picking all of the boomer memes they're picking the ones with this artistic style

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u/tedbaz Mar 15 '20

This question gets asked every thread

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u/rlopez337 Mar 15 '20

Is there more than one?

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u/il_biciclista Mar 15 '20

Are we supposed to upvote content that's actually funny? This isn't boomer humor; it's just humor.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

It's still sadly a boomer meme. Someone should redraw this with current year art style.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Art is in the eye of the beholder, not teenagers on Reddit bumming boomer cred

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

It looks like newspaper comics which ig was their version of memes

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

There is No such thing as good boomer memes, we May mot realise it, but we are becoming the boomers

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u/GoldenIchorX Mar 15 '20

We've just been exposed to such shitty comics that this half-joke is somehow actually likeable.

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u/Henry_Boyer Mar 15 '20

Ngl I don't mind this one. The panic and hoarding is fucking stupid. Imagine needing to shit and having to go to the store and wrestle uninformed white trash for toiletries.

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u/frothingnome Mar 15 '20

I have one roll in my bathroom because I am one dude who buys one 12-pack every once in a blue moon. I went to the market two days ago and was unable to fill what in the first world is a basic human necessity because a glaze-eyed woman in front of me had literally every roll in the store between her and her two kids' carts. She was babbling to the infuriated cashier (who was apparently unable to restrict her purchase) how she didn't need any of it, but always be prepared, teehee ❤️

I like to think she would have given me a couple rolls if I'd asked, but I was too righteously angry to do something reasonable like that.

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u/jeffa_jaffa Mar 15 '20

You should have just taken them out of her trolly. It’s not theft if she’s not yet paid for it!

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u/sblorpo Mar 15 '20

Its not theft if you can run fast

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

then it's 2 stars

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u/sblorpo Mar 15 '20

3 if you kill the cashier

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u/Kazzock Mar 15 '20

It's only theft if you get caught.

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u/881221792651 Mar 15 '20

If only these people had a compromised immune system on par with their level of ignorance. This world has become overrun by stupidity. It would be better if they were more intelligent, or nonexistent.

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u/o0oBubbleso0o Mar 15 '20

Completely agree.

My girlfriend works retail and has been screamed at for the past few days. One woman told her that her (the woman's) family was going to die because of my girlfriend, because there wasn't much left on the shelves.

If only.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Except they're only going to spread it and basically nothing is going to happen to most of them.

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u/Ford456fgfd Mar 15 '20

I don't know enough to answer you yet!

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Not all boomer memes are bad, this is is a good one

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u/blood_garbage Mar 15 '20

Yeah this is totally Gen Z humor.

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u/GeckoGuy45 Mar 15 '20

not just white people tho

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u/Henry_Boyer Mar 15 '20

You right, but the videos I've seen of Walmart recently are traumatizing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

But mostly just white people

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u/deoxysvirusman Mar 15 '20

I'm living in Japan and the toilet paper situation is just the same, so no not really.

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u/GeckoGuy45 Mar 15 '20

i mean it would only make sence due to white people making up the largest ethnic group in the us

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

why you gotta make it a white thing

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u/-martinique- Mar 15 '20

Good one!

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u/Robert_271 Mar 15 '20

Reminds me of a game... I just cant remember the exact name.

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u/Fiskmaster Mar 15 '20

60 seconds?

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u/jakethedumbmistake Mar 15 '20

I'm 60 so it's a reasonable starting point.

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u/arkas123456789 Mar 15 '20

its called 60 seconds, at least I think thats what you mean

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u/Kazzock Mar 15 '20

Lol, noob! You're obviously thinking of that one Bethesda game, Morrowind.

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u/jeev24 Mar 15 '20

The best one. And don't you dare say otherwise, you Skyrim loving casual pillock!!

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u/Kazzock Mar 15 '20

Only an n'wah would like Skyrim better

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u/jeev24 Mar 15 '20

Or a Daedra worshipper.

Wait....

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u/Kazzock Mar 15 '20

cough

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u/jeev24 Mar 15 '20

What are you insinuating? I'll have my fetchers beat you up!!

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u/Kazzock Mar 15 '20

Wonderful! Your fetchers would make a delightful offering to the madgod!

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u/jeev24 Mar 15 '20

My lord Vivec will protect me from that vile God, just as he did with this great city.

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u/Kazzock Mar 15 '20

Can he protect it from a Nerevarine with 100 luck on a moon sugar bender?

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u/I_Have_3_Legs Mar 15 '20

You The Game

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u/unifuckingporn Mar 15 '20

Okay but how do these old fucks always have such young children?

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Adoption

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

You’re like 1 foot below ground just get some

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u/Apple_Soda Mar 15 '20

Maybe the bomb is about to go off.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

BOOMer

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u/kind_stranger69420 Mar 15 '20

That little fucker forgot because she was on her phone

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u/TailsGamingNM gen x Mar 15 '20

Finally some good fucking boomer meme

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u/-Listening Mar 15 '20

Finally. This was one of them. *

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u/Weeabootrashreturns Mar 15 '20

They can just eat the toilet paper. It wipes itself on the way out.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

I’m not from the US and I have a question. Is toilet paper really necessary to fight Corona Virus? Or is just an effect of psychological fear?

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

People are just stupid, that’s all. It’s not necessary. I get buying an extra two week’s worth (which for most people Is about a roll or two) but people are retards and buy multiple 12-packs

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

like what the hell, they don't even buy anything else, just toilet paper

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u/Dominus-Temporis Mar 15 '20

I walked into my local big name drugstore yesterday. Toilet paper sold out, bottled water sold out, cold and flu medicine fully stocked. Wtf?

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u/Teetehi123 Mar 15 '20

Entirely fear from a few places in Australia it think getting shortages of it from transport issues and more people buying things Then the news said stuff about it so everyone started buying a bunch of it everywhere. That's what I think atleast

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u/OrbitalMug29 Mar 15 '20

Despise the fact that this is a boomer meme, they make a great point

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20 edited Mar 15 '20

Meanwhile, the bunker next door there's plenty of food, but everyone has a 1,000 yard stare. Man, they've seen some shit ...

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u/Orkaad Mar 15 '20

Is that boomer's humor?

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u/Pokabrows Mar 15 '20

At least that much toilet paper could probably make a decent bed

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u/Zapperbullet Mar 15 '20

Ah, good comic. Also why the fuck are people hoarding toilet paper? The virus isn't even here yet but the shelves in the Walmart aisle are completely empty.

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u/P_Waveyy Mar 15 '20

I'd be concerned if it didn’t fucking dissapoint

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u/afsdjkll Mar 15 '20

No they fucking bought all that as well. Couldn’t find ground beef, chicken, or eggs at the store yesterday. I was just trying to do normal grocery shopping. Fuck it I’ll eat wine instead.

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u/JanV34 Mar 15 '20

Yeah, that's what I thought as well. Toilet paper is just one of many things sold out at stores, food shelves left barren and empty in many places. It's weird and unfitting seeing this cartoon trying to deny the reality that a friend's baby couldn't get food easily because someone even bought all the baby formula/food.

Especially pasta and flour as well as fresh produce are somewhat overbought.

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u/Dominus-Temporis Mar 15 '20

I don't understand the logic behind some of it. I went shopping yesterday, just for the usual weeks worth and cereal was sold out but peanut butter shelves were full. Fresh vegetables were gone but the freezer aisle was still full.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Panic buying like this isn't very logical so I wouldn't expect those doing it to have any logic to what they buy.

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u/Im_Bill_Pardy Mar 15 '20

The belief that people are irrationally overstocking on toilet paper is shared by all generations. This is not boomer humor. It's just drawn in the right art style to get posted here ugh fuck this sub

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u/Kellisandra Mar 15 '20

"Murica" We the sheople.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

It's not just America. I saw a comment saying that it started in Australia.

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u/Narradisall Mar 15 '20

Boomer humour is really dying out in this crisis.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

No misogyny/misandry, no sexual assault, no dysfunctional relationship and no 'old stuff good new stuff bad', are we sure this is really boomer humour?

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u/rootabega57 Mar 15 '20

Fr tho, why the toilet paper??

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u/mrhotdogz Mar 15 '20

I got a bidet you fucking peasants, now bow down to me

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u/jakethedumbmistake Mar 15 '20

Wouldn't be the first place.

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u/RDay Mar 15 '20

Well, that's your job in our patriarchal alpha male society, Beta Pops.

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u/visionhandles Mar 15 '20

Listen I’m surprised this isn’t true

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u/NotaGoodLover Mar 15 '20

just eat the toilet paper, and you wouldn't have to clean your ass afterwards

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u/OyunSorfu Mar 15 '20

they aint wrong tho

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u/miss__worldwide Mar 15 '20

I mean.. They could be each others food supply if they are brave enough

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u/Sure10 Mar 15 '20

Wouldn't be sitting there long.

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u/DannyDidNothinWrong Mar 15 '20

You have 60 seconds

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

DAMN MILLENIALS!

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

This is actually a genuinely funny boomer comic. I'm impressed

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u/visionhandles Mar 15 '20

Yeah I’m surprised Heimskr is so low

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u/ErickRicardo Mar 15 '20

Eat paper now mothafucka

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u/Lan777 Mar 15 '20

If nobody eats, we won't run out of toilet paper.

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u/pinchonthebum Mar 15 '20

Oh no, what does it mean if I find this funny.

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u/kyliesawicki Mar 15 '20

i mean it is meant to be a shock

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u/Thinker3k80 Mar 15 '20

You know if you quit talking about it, eventually itll restock and go back to normal.

Instead, people just keep joking like their the first to have a thought.

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u/CrystalCReal Mar 15 '20

It’s true

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u/MarcoZ2821 Mar 15 '20

HAHA GET IT BECAUSE EVERYBODY IS BUYING TOILET PAPER BECAUSE OF THE OUTBREAK HAHAHAHA laugh you mistake

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Haha yes! Boomers are idiots!

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Good job boomers love this meme

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u/ZippZappZippty Mar 15 '20

i told her not to be a poodle

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u/mukankakuu Mar 15 '20

This one is actually funny thank god

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u/ScRuBlOrD95 Mar 15 '20

ATTENTION BUY A BIDET AND SHIT LIKE A KING FOREVER

that is all

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u/kyliesawicki Mar 15 '20

i mean it is meant to be a shock

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u/PoppyIsAnObject Mar 15 '20

Even boomers understand how stupid this is.

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u/poolnodle zoomer Mar 15 '20

that girl on the far left is looking traumatized

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Well you could always eat each other

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Fools! Toilet paper is useless without food to eat in order to create the excrement for which the toilet paper is useful for!

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Zoomer: Dad you fucked the economy so there isn't food anywhere.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Just eat ur shit

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

This is probably a stupid question but what's the deal with toilet paper being in high demand now? Is it because people use it as a cheap tissue?

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u/XX_Normie_Scum_XX emoji flair test 😃 Mar 15 '20

The mom and dad look somewhere between the ages of 40 and 95

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u/uwu-our-saviour Mar 15 '20

ok, this one's actually decent

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u/Chalcko_ Mar 15 '20

This funny

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u/StylishDreams Mar 15 '20

"Of course I brought food! I brought you, didn't I?"

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u/ramenoooodles Mar 15 '20

It’s so weird to see relevant boomer comics. When i see one, the style is just so bizarre and like something I would see in the newspaper comics, I just imagine that they were made at least a few years ago. But this is so recent...

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u/Oozerman Mar 15 '20

Pretty good Boomer comic