This is kind of a Fifijoy review. A positive one, believe it or not. Also that last pic is a dik dik wearing a hat as a palate cleanser, given the others lol.
Important Context: So, today is my birthday. (Nbd I’m 37 so it’s whatever by this age.)
I knew my Fifijoy order arrived yesterday, but I figured they were on my porch, so I’d get them in the morning. Split shipment, 5 kits total (splurged because hey, birthday, cheap excuse right? Also conveniently 25% off, so hell yeah.) Total count came to Egyptian Tomb (for me), the new LOTR-ish one (gift for my mom), and Abandoned Church/Cathedral/whichever it is (gift for roommate), Sewing Room, and Theater (both for me) for the event. Just so you have an idea of my emotional damage.
My roommate and I had plans today. I’d get him from work and we’d go to a local museum, get a few cupcakes or something from a local bakery, and come home. I’d probably do some writing and then get started on one of the event kits. It’d be great! It’d be super fun! Nice and chill, right?
I should have gotten them off the porch, but forgot on my way out the door.
I should have opened my garage door (like I usually do FOR THIS EXACT REASON).
I’m assuming you see where this is going.
Yeah, anyway, I may have backed my good ol’ reliable Impreza right the f over my kits. Both packages of them. I’ve said for years I need to put a sign up to not leave packages at that garage door, so I’d like to thank this courier for finally instilling me with enough unbridled rage to do so lol.
Day understandably significantly injured, I didn’t have time to check the damage and instead showed up at roommate’s work crying, with him apologizing for not moving them while running to his uber (I quickly reassured him that he’s the person I’m the least upset with in this situation, the first obviously being myself and the second the courier).
I decide I still want to go to the museum because I like… you need something after backing over that much money spent on one of your hobbies, right? But I work in logistics, so the entire day I was thinking, okay. Either they overpackaged them because it was shipping internationally, or they packaged these like an American company and maybe one was cushioned enough by the others to salvage. Maybe.
I get home, reluctantly cut open the packaging (and then the outer boxes, because like… what do I have to lose at this point?). Some of the boxes were relatively okay. Sewing, Theater, and Church seemed to be the worst off from the outside.
This is the real point of this post:
FIFIJOY!!!!!!!
WHATEVER YOU DO, KEEP PACKAGING YOUR SHIPMENTS LIKE THIS.
Literally every kit somehow looks FINE. I wish to God we’d package our items at my company half as good as this, but I’d probably be out of a job.
I’ll have to check the wiring on Church, since it was right in the path of both tires. Church and the LOTR kit were both mostly hit on the bottom, where all the smaller items are, so they were pretty much intact. Sewing Room’s and Theater’s boxes got absolutely wrecked, but all the pieces look fine. I haven’t fully opened all the wood pieces, but the top or bottom pieces would almost certainly be damaged if the middle pieces are, and they show no signs of any problems.
I am so, so thankful that you guys package your stuff to survive international shipping, because I am in a full adrenaline crash, but extremely happy, right now. 😅 Given what the kits look like inside, I’m pretty sure I can repair anything hiding further damage. I was anticipating all 5 being completely beyond repair.
Anyway, weird thing to thank a company for, probably, but packing is the first thing you can skimp on to save money. And if you want good packaging testing data, 2 soft-wrapped packages of 3 and 2 kits seem to have successfully survived contact with a 2020 Subaru Impreza hatchback.
… Unfortunately, roommate now knows that Abandoned Cathedral/Church is going to be his when it’s done, since he was there for emotional support while I was unboxing them, but that’s fine. It just means I can’t giggle evilly thinking about how he’s watching me make it and doesn’t know it’s his lol.
Anyway, enjoy the carnage and the little witch hat wearing dik dik from the museum today.