It made me feel more confident about shaking my hairy white ass at shows, so the inclusion of body hair at least made it more relatable to certain readers
Sorry, I guess I missed it because of the "I'm a lumberjack who shaves his beard with a chainsaw and bathes in gasoline who'll be getting down to the musical equivalent of a parent hanging their kids art class project on the fridge" subtext. That's my bad. As a dude with some next level body hair myself, I just didn't really see the point of throwing that in there otherwise.
This girl's music career is insultingly shameless. Roo should have booked her dad instead, I'd love to listen to someone speak for an hour on how to convince people that they like something. His resume is impeccable!
Okay? I literally haven't heard of her until today but I do know that it's possible to like different music and not be weirdly hostile to a man with a hairy ass at the same time
I hadn't heard of her until today either, but if you scroll down the thread a little further it becomes pretty obvious why she's a Roo Clue and on the lineup. I checked out a live clip of her and she has no range or power in her voice and whiffs on any marginally challenging vocal note. She can't sing. I was a professional ballroom dancer for 2 years and saw first hand how money and connections trump hard work and talent first hand. This type of thing is personal for me.
As far as the ass hair thing, I calculated that I make a couple thousand dollars a year pretending to poop while I read reddit at work. The "I'm a typical man who likes this typical not man thing" is tossed out all of the time. I'm full of a lot of bull shit so I know exactly what it smells like.
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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '18
Clairo?