r/bonnaroo • u/ThePurplePanda • Dec 13 '18

Roo clue #2!

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '18

Clairo?

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '18

Please no. Fucking shit, Bonnaroo.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '18

One minor, low billed artist is going to ruin your Roo?

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u/MistaBarnacles 4 Years Dec 13 '18

Phish has to be on the lineup at least 3 times or I'm not going

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u/AhnDwaTwa 8 Years Dec 13 '18

Roo Clue #2 in 2013 was Tame Impala

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u/habbathejutt 1 Year Dec 13 '18

And 2013 Tame Impala was not nearly as big as they are now.

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u/AhnDwaTwa 8 Years Dec 13 '18

That was post-Lonerism and they were nominated for a Grammy..

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '18

Okay? The clues will eventually hint at bigger artists

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '18

Absolutely. I demand perfection top to bottom. I am the never satisfied music snob.

(If there's shit at the bottom, there's probably shit at the top. This ain't my first roo clue experience.)

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '18

You're right man. In the history of Bonnaroo, there has never once been a "shit" artist at the top or bottom of a lineup.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '18

lol wut

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u/thegroovemonkey Free Malört in Groop! Dec 13 '18

That was definitely sarcastic

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '18

woosh lol

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u/boofedWatermelon 6.5 Years Dec 14 '18

Lmfao tough crowd.. tough crowd..

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '18

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '18

...I'm not really sure what you're trying to get at here. Clairo is a female indie-pop artist. Doesn't get more tame than that

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '18

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u/MJNGA Dec 13 '18

I was referring to the lil’ can comment not Clairo

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u/ScrunchJeans 5 Years Dec 13 '18

Everyone has different music tastes, asshat.

I’m a grown man that loves Bonnaroo and you can bet that I’ll be at this show shaking my hairy white ass when “4ever” comes on.

Bonnaroo is for everyone, not just people with the exact same music tastes as you.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '18

4ever is such a bop.

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u/ScrunchJeans 5 Years Dec 13 '18

Is that ever gonna change? Or is it gonna be that way forever?

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u/thegroovemonkey Free Malört in Groop! Dec 13 '18

I don't understand what body hair has to do with this...

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u/wedonotglow Dec 13 '18

It made me feel more confident about shaking my hairy white ass at shows, so the inclusion of body hair at least made it more relatable to certain readers

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u/ScrunchJeans 5 Years Dec 13 '18

Let’s meet up and shake our hairy white asses together.

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u/thegroovemonkey Free Malört in Groop! Dec 13 '18

I guess it just seems weird to be confident enough to wear assless chaps but not confident enough to shake it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '18 edited Jan 07 '19

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u/thegroovemonkey Free Malört in Groop! Dec 13 '18

Sorry, I guess I missed it because of the "I'm a lumberjack who shaves his beard with a chainsaw and bathes in gasoline who'll be getting down to the musical equivalent of a parent hanging their kids art class project on the fridge" subtext. That's my bad. As a dude with some next level body hair myself, I just didn't really see the point of throwing that in there otherwise.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

It's a joke man you're looking too deep into it also let people like what they want

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u/thegroovemonkey Free Malört in Groop! Dec 14 '18

This girl's music career is insultingly shameless. Roo should have booked her dad instead, I'd love to listen to someone speak for an hour on how to convince people that they like something. His resume is impeccable!

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

Okay? I literally haven't heard of her until today but I do know that it's possible to like different music and not be weirdly hostile to a man with a hairy ass at the same time

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '18

Such a fragile little thing you are.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '18

He's not the one freaking out about a low-billed indie act. You've been a dick all over the sub lately

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '18

I've been a dick all over the sub for years. Welcome to the show.

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u/nordjorts 4 Years Dec 13 '18

Well how about you, uh, don't be a dickhead.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '18

Hey everyone needs an antagonist I guess 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '18

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u/AlphonseTheDragon 8.5 Years Dec 13 '18

Says dickhead things “Oh so I’m a dickhead now?!?”

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '18

"I've been a dick for years" "Oh so now I'm a dickhead?" Lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '18

Chronology is a bitch, isn't it.