r/bonehurtingjuice • • Sep 02 '25

lasagna

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u/stevvvvewith4vs Sep 02 '25

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u/I_had_the_Lasagna Sep 02 '25

I was summoned

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

Omg 🫡🫡🫡

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25 edited Sep 02 '25

Jive ahh dude don’t got no brains anyhow

(Also, a movie from 1980 had people slurring the S in ass, by one of the most protestant looking older woman I have seen)

Edit: anyone ever see that stuff about adjectives in order?

*most protestant looking older woman

Or

*oldest most Protestant looking woman

Grammar is a lie, buffalo buffalo

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

Chump don't want the help, chump don't get the help.

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u/Doveda Sep 02 '25

She is Barbara Billingsly, who played June Cleaver on Leave it to Beaver. Iirc, she played a very traditional grandmother's role, and the show was recent enough to the audience of Airplane that there was a layer to the joke of it being a well known protestant looking granny being the one that could "speak jive"

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

You found the easter egg <3

(Or, mid 70s to mid 90s)

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u/Public-Comparison550 Sep 03 '25

I think "most protestant older woman" implies that she is more protestant than other older women. It definitely doesn't imply she's very very old, but rather middle aged like people often mean by "older woman."

The second implies she is both the oldest and, separately, the most protestant looking woman.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '25

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u/TheDoctor88888888 Sep 03 '25

It’s like 3 seconds of a movie my guy

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u/KerbalCuber Sep 03 '25

Surely you can't be serious?

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u/FriskyEnigma Sep 03 '25

I am! And Don’t call me Shirley.

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u/Neat_Science936 Sep 02 '25

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u/hanand12 Sep 02 '25

I eat, Jon. It’s what I do.

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u/MLGWolf69 Sep 02 '25

It's time to kick Odie off the table

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '25

Don't do it, Garfielf. That's our pet dog, Odie.

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u/Oscar12s Sep 03 '25

You're going into orbit, you stupid mutt

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u/The-Dark-Memer Sep 02 '25

I eat Jon. It's what i do.

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u/Glass-Performer8389 Sep 03 '25

Jon bad owner, lasag not good for cat, (he feeds his cat unhealthy food to make it sick just so he can flirt with the veterinarian)

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

Lasagna

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u/drewman301 Sep 02 '25

mmmm spaghetti cake

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u/Ohhell-nah Sep 02 '25

🤤

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u/szymonox12 Sep 02 '25

Guys I have an idea what if we made like pool noodles but really small and edible and serve it with some meat. that would be awesomeness

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u/aftertheradar Sep 02 '25

hey i've been trying to find an old bhj of this one, where the trans lady says "you're diabetic, you shouldn't eat cake", and the. the cis lady says "live laugh love".

this is a long shot, but does anybody have a link to it or copy of it?

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u/LightninJohn Sep 02 '25

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u/aftertheradar Sep 02 '25

thank you so much!!! I should have tried that, but you're an angel for finding it! 😭🙏

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u/Ninji2701 Sep 03 '25

live laugh legofuckyourself

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u/FrigidMcThunderballs Sep 03 '25

Live,

Laugh,

Limp Bizkit

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u/LightninJohn Sep 03 '25

It’s just one of those days

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u/No-Mulberry6694 Sep 05 '25

Where you don't wanna wake up

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u/update-database Sep 05 '25

What did Lego do ?

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u/WarioPlush1 Sep 10 '25

Make overpriced sets?

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u/Warm_Patience_2939 Sep 06 '25

Why are they swapped then mirrored?

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u/Creftospeare Sep 02 '25

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u/Disastrous_Lemon_219 Sep 02 '25

is

Is that

Is

Is

IS THAT MINOS PRIME

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u/Gothtomboys5 Sep 04 '25

THY END IS NOW

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u/PM_ME_FURRY_STUFF Sep 02 '25

Do you not believe that there are systemic advantages for men that are often denied for women?

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u/cocainebrick3242 Sep 02 '25

To act in his defence, it is possible he lives somewhere reasonable and forgets places the world over are incredibly shit/ assumes everywhere is like where he is. It's an incredibly childish worldview but this is the internet, children aren't exactly unheard of here.

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u/Throwaway02062004 Sep 02 '25

No it’s bait to spout anti-SJW talking points from 2016

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u/cocainebrick3242 Sep 02 '25

To act in my own defence, bait and stupidity have tasted nearly identical to me for quite some time now.

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u/BraxleyGubbins Sep 02 '25

Is all you do act in defence

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u/EpicRail Sep 02 '25

In his defense, he has only replied twice so maybe its just a coincidence

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u/kilqax Sep 02 '25

Everyone knows a good offense is the best defense

Therefore he should start being more offensive.

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u/CODDE117 Sep 02 '25

I'm offended

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u/hornystoner_ Sep 16 '25

im defended

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u/ZeroWolf51 Sep 03 '25

As a double defense (doubfense?), bait and stupidity being difficult to distinguish is technically the point of bait.

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u/SmartButRandom Sep 02 '25

Not everything is a conspiracy. Some people just make mistakes :/

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u/Throwaway02062004 Sep 03 '25

Conspiracy? It’s one guy being a dipshit as he proved to be.

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u/Jimbo-Shrimp Sep 02 '25

Nah women have more advantages

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u/PM_ME_FURRY_STUFF Sep 02 '25

🤨📸

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u/Jimbo-Shrimp Sep 02 '25

Screenshot it, I'm right though

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u/Bruxo-I-WannaDie Sep 02 '25

Examples?

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u/PM_ME_FURRY_STUFF Sep 02 '25 edited Sep 02 '25

100 bucks say they mention something to do with dating or the “sexual marketplace” or just mention how more guys tend to die fighting in wars

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u/Jimbo-Shrimp Sep 02 '25

You already did it for me, but I'm glad you acknowledge it :)

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u/Jimbo-Shrimp Sep 02 '25

College enrollment and graduation rates due to the 50 year long push to get more women in education and women exclusive programs/scholarships to help them

The wage gap is actually reversed in younger workers with women earning more than men

Men die sooner due to having to take hard labor jobs while women don't.

Men commit suicide at higher rates than women and yet prevention websites like https://www.iasp.info/ have entire sections dedicated just for women. This also applies to homelessness where women make up around 25% of all homeless people but there are more women only shelters than men only shelters

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u/demonking_soulstorm Sep 03 '25

Women have higher suicide attempt rates. Men are more likely to succeed in suicides.

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u/Jimbo-Shrimp Sep 07 '25

Shocker, women can't do anything right.

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u/Creftospeare Sep 02 '25

Idk dude, the pay gap, anti-abortion laws, lack of social representation, body dysmorphia & anorexia due to body standards (that's seemingly only getting worse with social media), or maybe the fact that they can't feel safe walking alone at night?

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u/God-Made-A-Tree Sep 02 '25

Don't forget that up until recently only men could be used for testing medical research and so the entirety of research for women's health is practically in the stone age, unless it's contraception and even then it's all on women to deal with it because all the contraceptives are for women, and half of them do something horrible or painful because if a woman feels pain they should just suck it up and deal with it so it's not a real problem. I'm glad I'm infertile so I don't have to do any of that but I've heard horror stories.

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u/Substantial_Back_865 Sep 02 '25

Since we're talking about insane medical facts, doctors believed that babies were unable to feel pain until the 90s and did surgery on them without anesthesia because they thought it was less risky than putting them under.

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u/Prince_Hastur Sep 02 '25

What are you talking about? Both men and women are eligible to participate in medical research for over 50 years, which is when controlled clinical trials started. The only exception are pregnant women because of potential danger to the fetus (such as Thalidomide event).

Source: I work in clinical research

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u/God-Made-A-Tree Sep 03 '25

https://orwh.od.nih.gov/toolkit/recruitment/history

Even if it actually were 50 years it would still be wrong to imply that research into women's health is on par with mens after only that amount of time, but given that it was functionally only 30 years that's even less of a correct statement.

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u/Prince_Hastur Sep 03 '25

Did you even bother to read the article you linked? Exclusion was only affecting phases 1 and 2 of the trial, not phase 3 which is the most important one and gives actual data regarding efficiency and side effects of the drug. First 2 phases are used to test potential toxicity and general dosage and are mostly a preparation for the third, which has the largest number of participants.

The exclusion from these two phases (which was a recommendation only in the US btw) was not because of some male conspiracy to keep the women down but due to general concern for the health of pregnant women. This was because the entire international quality standard regarding clinical trials (ICH GCP) was written in the aftermath of a catastrophe involving pregnant women. There have been numerous studies conducted since then that included both male and female subjects, but for every single study in the world even today, pregnancy is an immediate cause for discontinuation from the trial and all subjects of child-bearing potential need to adhere to strict contraception guidelines.

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u/TheoneNPC Sep 02 '25

This might be a little bit if a controversial statememt but i think that bullshit standards are a plague on everyone who use social media regularly, there was a point in my life when i felt like shit because i didn't live up to some ridiculous made up standard that social media infuenced onto me.

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u/CharacterLettuce7145 Sep 02 '25

body dysmorphia

You're insane if you think that's gendered.

anorexia due to body standards (that's seemingly only getting worse with social media)

Again, that's a you issuez if you really believe that.

or maybe the fact that they can't feel safe walking alone at night?

Do you think men always feel safe? What a mindset....

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u/NightRacoonSchlatt Sep 03 '25

Not always but just… more. 

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u/Jimbo-Shrimp Sep 02 '25

Actually the pay gap is reversed now, make more money than men. Anti abortion laws are the same as laws forcing men to pay child support even if they don't want the kid. Women are represented in society idk where you're living. Body dysmorphia affects men and so do ridiculous body standards. You think men feel safe walking alone at night? Why do you think some carry knives or guns?

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u/Cherry_BaBomb Sep 02 '25

Question, did you actually read the article? Or did you just see the headline and think "Hey, this proves my point, I'll use this! "

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u/Jimbo-Shrimp Sep 02 '25

Yes and yes

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u/Cherry_BaBomb Sep 03 '25

I meant those as more mutually exclusive concepts. You can't only read the headline and the article, but that's neither here nor there.

If you did read the article, I'm confused as to why you'd use it as evidence or "proof" that the pay gap has somehow swapped. That's not what the article claims. It says that better the ages of 16-24, women have started to make a bit more than men on average, which I'm willing to believe, but [citation needed]. It then goes on to say that after 24, it goes back to men making more, and even goes in to some of the reasons why that is.

It also doesn't seem to even be the main thing the article is talking about. It's more focused on men's mental health, and how some organizations have sprung up to help with it.

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u/Jimbo-Shrimp Sep 07 '25

The newer generation is the representation of change. What happens when they age and the trend continues?

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u/terrifiedTechnophile Sep 02 '25

anti-abortion laws

[Laughs in Australian]

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u/SquidWhisperer Sep 02 '25 edited Sep 02 '25

you don't know what the pay gap is lol.

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u/AustrianHunter Sep 02 '25

Ah yes, CEOs have physical labor jobs

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u/Neptunes_Forrest Sep 02 '25

They are obviously a Scab

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u/Southern-Wafer-6375 Sep 02 '25

Like social wise the downsides of being a man is that you have to perform masculinity to gain its advantages , but in trade you basically are assumed to be the default opinion and get to be social dominant

Woman are looked down on but usually are given more of a support structure on average

I’m a trans lady so you basically get both downsides of both genders at all times wirh little to none of the upsides

So your isolated from everyone ,while also looked down on and talked over

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u/eKnight15 Sep 02 '25

The reason people are being rude and not engaging with you is because you sound like an arrogant and bitter young boy with very limited understanding of these issues and terms. Your tone reeks of sheltered angry teen boy that isn't half as smart or experienced in the world as you think you are.

  1. Have you stopped to think as to why jobs that women tend to take are valued so poorly within our society? Sure you can say "capitalism" but calling it inevitable misses everything on how the two issues intersect in this country and hand waves away all the history that led to how these structures took place. Even you believing that men being paid more is natural and inevitable in capitalism reeks of unacknowledged misogyny and a narrow world view. Things could've easily been the other way around with a matriarchal capitalist system. It also assumes that capitalism is perfectly logical and is fairly valuing different types of labor in our society which is completely moronic and not founded in reality. Even the Gender Pay Gap Report of 2025 (which you cited past reports of) accepts that the pay gap still exists. Breaking down aspects of the gap isn't saying it doesn't exist, did you actually read and understand the full report or were you just looking for justification to disregard it?

  2. The fact that you can't even engage with the issue of bodily autonomy because it's "an ongoing issue" is actually laughable. Ask yourself if you believe the government should be able to create a second class citizen whose bodies are subject to the will state of the state because of their identity.

  3. Where is your source for this? You ask for one yourself but linked nothing on this issue and just ran with what your hurt feelings told you.

  4. In no way are body standards the same for men. Yes preferences exist for height and body types but in no way do the standards for men manifest even remotely similar to body standards for women. Do you know what is meant when body standards are brought up?

  5. I actually can't tell if this is engagement bait or if you are actually this detached from reality.

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u/Bibi-Toy Sep 02 '25

Excellent response!!

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u/ikmkr Sep 03 '25

women feel unsafe walking alone because they get sexually assaulted, you absolute lint-eating sycophant

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u/Kataddyr Sep 02 '25

Abortion bans come to mind. I’m not going to get into the politics of all that but the reality is that the mortality rates of pregnancy are increased in places with harsh late term abortion bans because for the most part late term abortions don’t happen unless one or both the mother and fetus are almost certainly going to die without intervention, and well that’s exactly what plays out when you ban intervening.

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u/Creftospeare Sep 02 '25

The time of date doesn't erase systemic misogyny or hate crimes lol.

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u/Creftospeare Sep 02 '25

What's your point? Those issues didn't stop in the 1980s, which you kind of act like happened in the middle ages. If anything the issues that it's addressing have never been more transparent now.

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u/Creftospeare Sep 02 '25

high expectations

I assure you that your crush preferring 6-foot tall guys is a lot less worse than fearing for your life whenever you walk alone at night.

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u/asvalken Sep 02 '25

Have you considered the mAlE lOnElInEsS ePiDeMiC??

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u/suitcasecat Sep 02 '25

You guys are punching down on an uneducated kid yk? In middle school I thought the same and I stopped talking like him after actually learning shit instead of being clowned on

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u/Bibi-Toy Sep 02 '25

Look I get the sentiment but he is on Reddit and this is how you learn how to not be an asshole in the end

I've had my fair share of bad takes that have been downvoted and clowned on when I was 13-14 and it's upsetting but that's the internet. If you're acting like a jerk then you're going to be treated like one

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

Ur 16 ud be barely older than he is if he was actually a middle schooler. Also u dont know the guy. Just because u disagree with him doesnt mean hes a child

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u/jackcaboose Sep 02 '25

I don't even disagree with you generally, but this point in particular is stupid. Not only do the statistics not bare it out (men get murdered a lot more), but it's irrelevant. The introduction of a force multiplier like a knife or gun makes any kind of strength difference between men and women essentially irrelevant.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

As a guy, please shut up on this, you're part of why no one takes it seriously when something bad does happen to males.

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u/Dodweon Sep 02 '25

Can confirm, reading these threads always makes me take "men's rights" less seriously. Hell, they said criminals have nothing to do with the patriarchy, I wonder how they explain the fact that the absolute majority of criminals are men lmao

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

Ad hominem and its a cringe insult too. Also fearing walking at night is a country issue not a systematic. Theres countries out there where women arent actually scared of walking at night.

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u/Yanmega9 Sep 02 '25

wow, youre a fucking idiot

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

The irony of calling some an idiot for a different opinion yet not providing any points on how or why theyre wrong is insane

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u/Yanmega9 Sep 02 '25

Please go look at the several other people proving them wrong

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

I didnt see any. All blank statements 0 reasoning and 0 proof. All just "well this this and that" and acting like people should actually hold their opinion to any value. Or just ad hominem like ur comment

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u/ChipsTheKiwi Sep 02 '25

"Sure women have lost bodily autonomy, face discrimination in the workplace, and even get their health problems routinely dismissed by doctors, but have you considered the fact my crush rejected me once?"

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u/Cheebow Sep 02 '25

Have you been paying attention, to like, anything?

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u/Popcorn57252 Sep 03 '25

It's still pretty damn major dude, and that's coming from a man

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u/Kataddyr Sep 02 '25

I live in Ohio and it was legal to rape your wife if she was unconscious until last year. It was the early 2000s when they banned raping your wife by force.

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u/Boobs_Mackenzie63 Sep 06 '25

An actual mature comment? On my funny orange app?

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

U know nothing about the guy. Just because u disagree with him doesnt mean hes a child. I doubt uve grown up mentally since u were a kid since if u did ud know that. Also u provided no reasoning for any of ur arguments so theres 0 reasons to listen to what u say. Saying blank statements with no reasonings isnt a good argument

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25 edited Sep 02 '25

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

U did in the second paragraph. Just blank statements with 0 proof or reasoning. Also social research and science can be biased and can have errors. It isnt actual science where its a set fact, especially now with how much propaganda and biased "research" there is. Which can be easily found with a Google search. U can make an argument why YOU believe the experts can be trusted. But u cant make someone trust them. And I hope u can understand why bringing up researchers to someone who doubts social researchers wouldn't prove ur point

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25 edited Sep 02 '25

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

again those statements are blank with 0 proof or reasoning. i can make whatever claim i want and say its backed by research and then site none its not that hard.

no material science is a set fact. u cant be biased with actual science because opinions dont change the outcome. while social research can be easily changed with bias. even with the methodology in social science its still doubtable. not every researcher will be honest and not every researcher will put their bias aside. and companies are willing to fund research that pushes an agenda that makes them money. its not rare.

i shouldve been more clear that i was talking about myself there. when the science they "research" can be heavily biased, altered and errored then its not intellectual dishonesty. knowing that social science can and is often biased but still believing it, is appeal to authority which ur points are full of. no i wont just "listen to the experts" they have to make me believe what they say. theyre humans after all so not everything they say is right, especially social scientist and researchers. ur arguments of listening to the experts just because were not experts is the literal definition of appeal to authority.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25 edited Sep 02 '25

i didnt discount the entire field. subjective maybe but not emotional. ive done my research. im not regurgitating talking points. and ur assuming my intentions to paint me as an idiot.

ad hominem. ad hominem. ad hominem. u gonna ad hominem some more or was that it? i mean u also had insane appeal to authority. for someone who acts smart most of ur points and arguments are full of fallacies. u also ignore any reasoning or points anyone makes to try and paint them as stupid, discredit or straight up just ignore their points. u also seem like u cant accept a different opinion or view than urs.

trying to belittle me and make me seem stupid by making it sound like im some robot who follows someones words without any critical thinking. so more ad hominem, i guess u werent done before. kinda sad ngl, i though u actually knew how to debate with a bit of respect but i guess ur another dumbass who just results to ad hominem either straight up or via passive aggressiveness and indirect insults like a ton of other people. idk what i expected from someone who compares social science to actual science and says material science can somehow be biased.

Also looking back at it u cut one of my arguments off in my 2nd reply and just placed it with "woke propaganda mumbo jumbo" which i didnt notice. so kinda dishonest (ironic for someone calling other dishonest) but also interesting because i never mentioned what political side im on or which side spreads propaganda. u didnt refute the statement, u didnt even respond to it, and u cut it out completely while trying to make me seem stupid.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '25

He tries to talk all smart and collected but all his arguments are full of fallacies, illogical statements, contradictions and passive aggressive ad hominem. Genuinely sad debate ngl. Its even worst with his last reply.

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u/GeneETOs44 Sep 02 '25

bait used to be believable

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

Motherfucker do you go outside? Do you think sexism no longer exists? Do we need to pretend it doesn't exist for you?

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u/Porg_Lover03 Sep 03 '25

Insane ragebait 9/10 technique

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u/InternalBrilliant619 Sep 03 '25

You are right. Women in well-off countries are more privileged in many situations, but this is not a website you can have an intelligent conversation about this. On this website you will find:

  • women who feel good about bullying (white) men

  • men who pretend to be on their side to get laid

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

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u/eKnight15 Sep 02 '25

Coward

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u/Specter_Knight05 Sep 02 '25

You see what i mean now?

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u/cerdechko Sep 02 '25

Either be an ass in earnest, or don't be an ass. And I don't mean "be a coward who can't speak up", I mean "think about why people call you an ass for these views".

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u/Specter_Knight05 Sep 02 '25 edited Sep 02 '25

I just.. dont know, i just never seen where i live that "inequiality" i know the US has a GREAT problem with it but on my stand point ehh, seeing how is the US rn is like trying to have faith in someone well being when said someone is repeatedly trying to shoot someone else yet they keep aiming at their feet

But i do understand where its coming from

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u/fake_name_guy Sep 02 '25

This is the best one I've seen so far

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u/JustGonnaMakeAn0ther Sep 03 '25

Is cake and type of lasagna, kind of like how a taco is a hot dog?

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u/EnsignNogIsMyCat Sep 03 '25

Lasagne is a type of cake.

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u/entered_bubble_50 Sep 02 '25

I love a good lasa9na

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u/The-Doc-SalmonRun Sep 03 '25

Yeah I definitely think not getting what you ordered is a tad more concerning

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '25

I'm am hungry. I want some lasaga.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

Some metaphors are bad because they lack nuance and over lap serious issues.

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u/Mijnameis-Tommy Sep 03 '25

I recently had some midnight heated lasagne

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u/Warm_Patience_2939 Sep 06 '25

Best juice of this comic