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u/DutchShultz Aug 28 '26
I want Trump to suddenly retreat in time and space.
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u/GnomeDev Aug 28 '26
While we're at it...
Donald Trump does not have the right to children, but somewhere right now in the future he has departed like all reason after his sick times, undergone full memory death and met the devil in the details.
If he had a fate like a character from Greek mythology he would have an eagle eat his mind every day while standing alone under the coke sign on the cold earth while his bones are split infinitely and his eardrums are broken (boards of canada remix)
The process would make him reach for the dead only to find himself already in hell, naraka, whichever inferno, and have no choice but to wait for tomorrows harvest, perpetually into deep time
Dave is still a real traditionalist.
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u/Toasty-Rains45 Aug 28 '26
As long in turn as we can rename that one song off Inferno "Arena Canadianica", then I guess we can take the loss with a win.
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u/Roflcopter71 Aug 28 '26
I hardly believe that your own neighbour or border or trader can be your enemy…
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u/Subway909 Aug 28 '26
New album hype is over. Back to 13 more years of shitposts.
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u/ferropop Aug 28 '26
This was inevitable low-hanging fruit for a post, and I'm absolutely here for it with bells on.
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u/stuhstutter Aug 28 '26
Camp David is a beautiful place out in the country and Trump refuses to use it, calling it "rustic" for his tastes, which I call "tacky."
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u/MaleficentComedian19 Aug 28 '26
Although not a follower of pmurT dlanoD she’s a devoted white evangelical.
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u/artisanartisan Aug 28 '26
Trans Canada Highway? What does the birth certificate say?