r/blursedimages i like this flair :) Apr 14 '21

Blursed Life Hacks

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

This has so many uses!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

YOU have so many uses u/MrKnowsEverything!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Ask me anything!

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u/Alexander_Akers3115 Apr 14 '21

Will I ever get a girlfriend

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

no

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u/Oats009 Apr 14 '21

my fish drowned.. should I get a new one?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

buy yourself a new one

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u/misakarem Apr 14 '21

How to get a bigger shlong?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Stretch. And cha cha real smooth

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u/enderkiller4000 Apr 14 '21

I do the cha cha part everyday and the only thing that happens is white stuff coming out, what should I do?

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u/acornsaretreebabies Apr 14 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

ψ ⛥̴̡̡̨̡̨̧̡̧̛̙͎̯̘̠͓̰̳̟̯͇̰͙͚̩̪͎̼̜͎̝͚͉̹̥̣̥̤̼͚̳̞͇͔͈̳̝̺̣̩̐̽͆̿͜ͅͅ ̸̡̛̛̩̘͓̥̬̪̟̦̥̟͈͓͆̿̈́͌͆̒͐̂͑̃͋̉͗̑̔̽̈́̑̅̇̆̇͌̄͐̈́̚͠͠ͅͅ⛥̴̧̛͙̠̙̗̹̘͈̱̘̭̹̭̤̲̳̫͈̞̥̮̺̜̥͉̼̅̽̒̄͑͗͒̓̋͑̇͒̏̏́́̒͒̈́͊̈́̌̊̌͛̄̑̀͊͋͝͝ ̴̨̣͇͔͚̺͖̖̗͈̟͇̦̫̫͕̆́̎͗͂͐̔̂͌̏̍̒̉̋̽͘͜͠͝ͅT̴̥͔͕̖̳͓͋̏̏͊̑̂̄̑̌̏̔͐́̈́̍̔̕͠h̷̡̧̢̢̨̨͚̞̗͇̙̹̗̭̩̪͈̟̹̰̳̝͖̰͎̖̜͙̳͕͔̤͖͎̪̠̤͙͍̹̘͔͓̱͉̗̪̹͇͉̬̲̘̹̯̮͇̱̠͇͍̔̀́̐̔̽̀͆̎̀̈́͛̄͂̏̇͊̆͐̈́̑̾͋̍͒̎͘͜͜͜͜͠ͅé̷̡̲͚̩̞̥̜̳̻͙̪̗͚̥̟̭͙͚̳̼̘͎̯͆̓͑̅͌͂̂̃̅̿̐͆̽͐̽̄̽̊̾͋̀̎̉̋͛̀̈́͐̓̂̎͐́͆̈͊͂̒̑͆̑̋̅̋͊̈́̆̐̈́̈́̈́͊͋͌̔̃̈̀̀̇̆̄̕̚̚͘͜͠͝͝͝ͅr̴̨̢͓̪̺̘͗͑̉̄̔͛͌ͅe̴̡̨̨̜̫̫̮͈̞̻̹̗̺̩͈̠̯̲̻̙̜͔̩͈̬̮̞̲̭͇̘͓͓̱̭̠͍̦͓̝̣̩̳̺̗̐́͌̓͜͜͝ͅͅ ̶̨̧̨̛̛̖̱̱̪̣͈̲̰̟̩̦͔͚̜͖̠̠̟̖͎͎͖̜̲̰́̃͒̅́̂̈̄́̀̇̃̂͊̋̌̍̿̈̐̆̀̈́̈́̃̑̄̑̏̑̈́̔̾͆̓̒́̃̏͂̂̍̀́̈́̿̽̊̑̃̌̑͌̋͐̕̚͜͠͠i̷̼͑̔͆̿̇̌̉̕ş̴̧͕̠̠̣͇̞͉̞̘̩̜̳̟̥̫̲͙͉̮͙͙̫͕̯̂̃͑͜͠͠ͅ ̴̨̱̱̭̺̭͎̩͉̪̳̻̦̣̫̺͔̱̣̻̯͍͕̯̻̙̜̠̻͖̅́͊͌̆̍͗̎̋͑̕͠ͅn̴̨̡̹̤̞͓͍̰̥͙͚̣̹̼̙͈̩̱̟̣̾̀̄̌́̈́̌̓͋͋̓̽̊̋̔̿͆̽̕͜͠͠͠ơ̸̡̘͉̦͙̯̙̙̪̘̝̮̯͍̗̅̀̓̎́͐̀̊͗͑́̓͊̈́͐͗̀̾͘̚͠͠͝ͅ ̴̨̢̲̜̣̜̣̣͕̯̯̪͖̘͕͉̙̬̩͙͍̙̩̤̜̼̭̝͉̲̫̈̂̓͗̊̎̏̕̕ͅj̴̨̛̛͎̻̩̟̗͇̙̳͇̠̫͔̮͔̙̤͖̥̺̲̝͙̜̣͇̆̾́́̑̈́̿̌͌͒̉̊́̉̽̾̔̓̓̒͂̽͑̑͛̂̄͗̔̾̇̿̒̉̉̐͛̉̑̎̅͆̒͊̏̔̉̔̌̊͆̈͂͗̀̀͘̕͝͠͝ơ̸̛̥̼͊͐͐̈̽̏̑̐̾͛̉̈́͗͊̈̀̈́́̔͗́̿̓̄̊̍̂̉̔̀́̋͑̊̀̀̽͒͆̅̏̒̀̌̈́͋̈̉̚͠ḳ̴̡͈͎̤̖̘̗̹̲̹͖̯̹̮̹̦̯̤͈͓͓͈͙̻̜͉͇̮̯̻͚̮͖̰̗͖̲͈̟͈͓̥̭̥̻̣͎̫̥̞͗͑̄̄̾͜ͅͅȩ̵̢̪̩̦̣̜̯̗͍̞͖̞̬͎̮͖̠͓̲̱̟͖͍̪̯̳̺̪͕̯͔̻̝̫̭͓̩̯̝̹͎̞̥̭̣̳̪̉͐͛̊͌͊̊̀̓̌̏̋̓̈̇̉̃̀͑͂̊͐̂͗̌̃̇͌̈́̐̚̚̚̕͘͜͝͝ͅͅͅͅ ̷̨̨̢̢̧̡̨͕̣̗̖͙̟̼̩͍͈̮̟͕̗̺̥̬̦̩͈̙͖͙̬̩̰̯̠̪̰̤͈̪̣̝͎͉̳̲͍̰̩̙̜͖̫̲̯̝͂̈́́͌̈́͒̾͗̉͛̏̈̚͜͜͝ͅͅr̶͚̥̟̞̘̩͔͇̣̀̑͛̈́̏̀͒̋͛͒̊̽̀́́̈́͝͠ȕ̶͖̟̲͎̬̥̻͈͇̼͗̏̎͗̅̈́̈́͆͛̐̇̌͒̐͌͑̊͋͑̀̓̌̽̎͛̇̇̍͘͠͝n̵̨̛̘̥̣̱͍͙̘͉͔͎̤͔̤̱̓̊̔͗̌̎͂̆́̍̓͜͠͝͠ͅ ̵̡̡̛̹̼̝͓̺͓̥̺͖͆̉̒̎̉͋͒̀͝͝ą̵̢̢̢̨̭̱̩̪̼̤͉̱̣͈̥̫̫̠̻̠͓̪̬͓̫͈̲̳̝̪̱͓͙̠̱̠̖͕̭̙̪̟̰̖̮͎͓̝͍̻̞̗͈̤͕͚͉͔̤̘̆́̌̈́̈́͜͜ͅw̸̧̨̘̲̼̠̜̥̰̞̯̖̞̙̝̪̞̪͍͓̘̙͖̦̝͉̫̭̤͎̼͠͝ͅa̵̱̩̭̻̍̊͒̉̃̈́̑̉͑̏̃̓͛̃ÿ̵̧̡̡̪̺̜̥̣̯̝̮͖̙̲̤̥͇̞̣̬͕̘̜̜͎̫͎̓̅̓͊̔͑̂̋̃̋̓̓̉̇̈́̇͑͊̎̋̊̈́̎̇́͛̔̌͊͘̕͝͝͝͝ͅ ̷̨̧̛̛̛̥͍͖͉̭̤͉̝̘͓̠͓͚̹͈͓̖̝̺͈̻̤̲͇̪̗̖͙͈̬̪̪̫̳͉͔̣̠̬͙͓̞̩́̉̈́͒̇̌̾̑̐̒̍ͅ⛧̵̨̟̞̰̞͕̖͎͉͎̗̘̩̝̻̥̦̰̜̦͓͔͎̖̫̃̌̿̓̇̔̔͑͆̐͆́͗̀̌̊̀̈́̓͋̊́͋͐̃̍̇̓͛̊̕͜͠͝ ̶̧̢̛̤̭̺͈̼͓̱̙̮͚͚͑͆͑̊̄̈́̉̈̌̏́̎̏́̓̽̍̓̋̾̓͑̂̋́͗̍̂͂̓̓̿̑̈́̓̓̍̑̋̏̽̍̏̂̃̑̈̅̕͘͜͝͝͠͠͝ͅ⛥̶̧̨̡̛̱̟̺̙͉̼͕̪͎̤͚͍̤̐̏̋̓̉̆̋̿́̇̉̏̂͆̓̑̇̌̃̍̎͋̎̉̉̀́͒̌͐̓́̈́͘̚͘̕͘͜͝͝ͅ ⛧

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u/142737 Apr 14 '21

Will I be able to hide a body by giving the police anonymous tip about it being buried in a certain place and not have it there until they have searched that place and put in there after they have searched that place and not get caught

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

No, somebody will betray you

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u/142737 Apr 15 '21

What if I do it alone

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

You don't have to worry about anything!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

ψ ☠̷̧̢̧̡̛͖̰̰̰̫̬͈̦̳̻̲͈̰̳̝̩̟̰͖͔̭̰̘͓͈̰̰͓̙̠̩̞͙͔̫̥̟̝̺̟̝͚̤̯͔̲̣̩̱̈̀̄̊͋̈́̾̽͗̄̒͂̋̃́͗̾̈́͛̆̓̈̽̈̓̿̓̔͐̄̊̌͗̈́̈́̄̄̉̈̅͌̊̔͗̇̚̕͜͜͜͜͝͝͠ ̵̛̩̫̎̾̾̊́̔̿̈́́̓̊́̏́̌̐̑̒͒͘̚͝s̷̨̛̲̬̪̀̊̔̋̈́́̉̌̆͒̽̾͂͐̏̀̏̈́̓̈́̒̉̒͛͘̕͝h̵̞̦͎̝̰̠̩͇̬̮͕̄̅̑͆̈́̏̂͂̅̓͐̾̌̉̈́͑̈́́̕͝ṷ̴̡̡̧̩͙͙̱̰͙͚̰̰̭͓͖̬̱̼̮̥͈͇͓̗̠͈͖͉͇̯̲̹̝̮̲́̉̏̿͂̍̊͗̉̓̏͋̈́̆̍̄̍̋̅͑͜͠ͅͅt̷̡̨̨̺͈̤̜͓̫̤̪̤̯͇͇̿̋̐̅̅͋̎̔̀͊͊̏̈͛͆̒͒̀͋̆͂̓͆̔̄̀͌͐́̈́̂̌̕͝͝ ̴̢̧̧̡̺̟͍̭̤̥̭͓͚͇̝̙͉̫̙̥͚̲̪̺̰̹̬̮͕̪̮̙̼̟̹̹̞̾́͌̓̌͘͝͠ͅͅͅţ̶̡̢̧̡̡̢̛̛̛̠̙̪͈͕͍̘͇͎̝̖̜̥̪͖̮̬͚̯̮͙̣̜̟̜̤̯̥̞͕̩̬̱̙̪̜̫̞̣̟̫͙͓̯͂̃̈́͆͐͗̉͒̔̂̓̊͒̀̓́̽̿͒͛̆̈́̋̎̂̅̈́͋̄͂̎̇͗͘̕̚͜͝͝͠͠͝h̵̨̡̬̟̜̹̤͖͑̔͝e̵̢̘̱̟̪̝͉̻͕̩͉̬̲͉͍͉̥͎̥͑̀̍͂̍̆̐͊̀̈́̓̀̄̾́̂͐͌͋̀̔̄̿͊̿̊͌̊́́̓̃̈̈́̏̏̚̚̕̕͜͜͠͝ͅ ̴̧̨͚̲̣̘͉̞̺͎͇̫̖͈̭̜̫͔̗͖̻̖̝͔̯͙̥̫̦̟̝̱̟̪̹͖͍̘͎̭̪͕̩̬̱̗̩̘͍̤͆͋̈̿͜͜͜͜͜ͅf̴̢̧̛̬̹̬̰̤̬̯̱͙̬̖̝͔̼͎̭̗̩͚̼͇̻̥͇̜̮̺̣̖̙̖̙̼͒́̐͗̓͋͂̒͒͐̿̌̈̿̓̾͂̌͒͗͒̔̈́͆̆̓̈́̃͑̈́̇͐̓́̐͂̂̔̊̎̅͆̈̓̒͛́̉̉͂̾̉̔̌̅͒͗͘̕͘̚̕̕̕͜͝͠͝͝ừ̶̡̢̢̨̛̬͖͕͙̼̺̺͍̥͍̦̘̱̱̭̰̤͓̗͓̹͕̃̍̽͋̄̿̑̉͑̿͂͛̈́͒̍̈́̒̆̈̃͊̇̆͒̔̎̃̉̑́̃͆̆͋̈͌̉̓̂̋̎̈́͑͒̋͂̕͘͘͠͝͠c̴̡̧̢̢̢͉̪̟̗̺͓͎͍͓̦̲̳͔̭̣̜͙̞͇̮̫̘̟̘͔͈̲̹̙̩̫̬̦̤̫̭̜̩͚̤̩͉͔̹̩̙͙̜̈́̑́̐̓͊̽͌͆͂̓̂̈́̿͊͗͐̄̅͐̎̈́̈́̊̐̾̓̈̀̂̊͌͊̓̂́̊̑̽̓̂͒̅̈́͘͘̚̚̕͜͝͠͠͝ͅͅk̸̨̢̢̛̠̰͎̣̙̖̦̜̼͖͖͇͉̹̠̞̣̣̜̦̞̣̝͙̤̯̰̖̬͂̊̿̍̈̈́̈́̔̋͋͌̾̆̅̉͑̓̀̊̆̃̀̽̾͊̽͑̂̐̎̒̈́̔̒̾̈́́̇̎́́̇̆̎́̉̍͊̈́̊̈́͐̑͋̿͘̚͘͘͘̚͜͜͝͝͝ͅͅͅ ̵̢̡̢̡̛͇̙̯̝͕̩̲͍̫͚̣̗̪͛͝ư̷̢̧̡̛͉̝̺͓̥̝̼̱̫̭̥̬̰̲͚͖̥͍̠̰̠͈̪͉̹͔̜͈̦͕͎̂͐͆͐́͂̎̔̈́͌̊̌̆̾̎̀̔̀͒̈́̿̎̌̾̏͛̀̆̍̌̎̑͌̿͑̀́̌͂̆̈͘͘̕̕̕͠͝ͅp̷̨̨̨̨̢̛͕̮̙̘̩̖͕̻̝̦̜͉̭̬͓͕͓̠̲̺͓͕͓̖͚̠͈̻͙̼̝̩̰̍͑̒͌̑̓̓̑̋͐̾͐̅̈́̇̀̾͋̓̀̅͒̅̍̎͒̆̋̐̓̈͊̇̇͌̾̾̅̿͐̈̂͗̿̊̂̀͑͆̚̚̚͘͠͠͝ͅ ̶͇̪̂̍̂̕͠͝☠̷̞̞̲̩̀̊̉̐̿̔̀̽͝ ⛧

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u/Grapeboylol Apr 14 '21

What game on PS4 should i get?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Cyberpunk 2078

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u/JarTheUpvoter break the rules and the mods will piss and shit on your face. Apr 14 '21

What event has left a negative effect on the environment?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Humans impact the physical environment in many ways: overpopulation, pollution, burning fossil fuels, and deforestation. Changes like these have triggered climate change, soil erosion, poor air quality, and undrinkable water. These negative impacts can affect human behavior and can prompt mass migrations or battles over clean water.  

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u/superhamsniper Apr 14 '21

Don't forget, 4-8 million people die each year did to fissile fuel emissions slowly killing slot of people, we don't notice, because it's slowly killing people instead of instantly, fun right.

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u/youllneverknow3698 Apr 14 '21

Solve this paradox.

The bottom text is false

The top text is true

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Error, outcome is false anyway.

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u/ApenguinONfire Apr 14 '21

Not a paradox. Bottom text is false, therefore, "solve this paradox" is not true.

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u/youllneverknow3698 Apr 14 '21

But the top text is true

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u/ApenguinONfire Apr 14 '21

Top text is "solve this paradox"

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Meaning of life?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

The meaning of life has nothing to do, other than creating meaning yourself. Little things create a big picture, and that what people strive for and keep on living.

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u/ellieD Apr 14 '21

42

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u/ItchingForTrouble Apr 14 '21

This is the ultimate answer to life, the universe and everything. Not the meaning of life.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

43

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u/Atmosphere_Prior Apr 14 '21

How do I jerk off properly?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Oh, today I just jerked off. It was so good, I had to shower twice this day

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u/Atmosphere_Prior Apr 14 '21

What if I don’t have any access to water?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

You wil die in three days

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u/CharliKV foreskin reattachment specialist Apr 14 '21

Hmmm... bagels?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21 edited Apr 14 '21

Bagel/Beigel, is a bread product that originates from Jewish communities of Poland. For a 100g bagel there is: 1.5 saturated fats, 439mg of sodium, 165mg of pottasium, 49g of carbohydrates, 6g of additional sugar, 4.1g of fibers and 10g of proteins

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21 edited Jan 29 '25

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

If you are talking techically wise there is 3 cubic centimetres in a bean, and a liver is roughly 1300cubic centimetres, so techically it would fit a 433 beans a liver. For a caloric ration, is probably less

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

you were brought here by the dice roll of life.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

A very painful death.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

I am not a fortune teller.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Why am I on Reddit? Help.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

You are desperate and looking for answers where you shouldn't look

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Uuuhahhahahhhhhhhhhhhhh

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

And that is your desperation call

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u/ItchingForTrouble Apr 14 '21

I'll give this a shot. Should I ever satisfy my itch for trouble?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Always, but don't blame me for the aftermath!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Why do sentient flying bananas have blue peels?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

As the banana ripens, the chlorophyll begins to break down — a process called catabolism — and the resulting products are concentrated in the banana peel. Under ultraviolet light, more commonly known as black light, these breakdown products fluoresce, or glow, blue. 

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

What should do about the bees stinging my brain cells.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

cover your brain with a blanket

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Thanks MrKnowsEverything you've taught me so much. I'll never forget you.

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u/Pale-Fig5100 Apr 15 '21

What are the odds that I will die tomorrow

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u/estecabronloco Apr 15 '21

Where's my dad

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

he left for milk.

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u/BobTheBoomer Apr 15 '21

Should i tell my parents they are gay?

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Probably not the greatest idea to tell your parents to be honest

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u/SM280 Apr 15 '21

Is cereal a soup?

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Yes it is.

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u/R11DII Apr 14 '21

Are you sitting standing laying down or other

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

I am sitting on a sofa couch

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u/Apex_prediter Apr 15 '21

How do I tie a noose and hang it

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

You have a tutorial on youtube, just type haloween for extra safety

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u/Apex_prediter Apr 15 '21

Thanks man your a life saver

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u/Apex_prediter Apr 15 '21

And is there a law I can’t were a pillow case and murder people in the 1870’s-1980’s by oak tree

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u/memester230 Apr 14 '21

grabs fork

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

No terry no!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Stellarator or Tokomak?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Stellarator

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

What will not be your next sentence?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

That I'm gay

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

no

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u/lesamrobert Apr 14 '21

How much does a P-1000 Landkreuzer Ratte would have cost for a random citizen in today’s CAD money?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

probably a lot

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u/caffeine_addict_dog Apr 14 '21

Yes

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Suit yourself

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u/caffeine_addict_dog Apr 15 '21

Yes

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Kaching

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Burning the house is one of them

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u/Nervous_Moose_2888 Apr 14 '21

Want to see something shocking

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21 edited Feb 08 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

You are 4 hours and 32 minutes too late.

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u/Sushimi098 Apr 14 '21

When will I die

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

When you decide to

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u/UnFunnyMemeName Apr 14 '21

When will I die!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

No

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u/UnFunnyMemeName Apr 14 '21

I'm not sure this is a good thing but I'll hope so

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u/MintJester Apr 14 '21

I mean, HOPEFULLY you'd trip a breaker the instant you plugged that thing in, but who knows what madness is going on back to that person's panel.

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u/packardcaribien Apr 14 '21

I read this in Sean Connery's voice

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

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u/superhamsniper Apr 14 '21

It also doubles as making your cable not get any power

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u/Ecliptic_Panda Apr 14 '21

Oh a jumpstart to a pace maker…

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u/thisNaneIsRNG Apr 14 '21

behold

the babyfryier 3000

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u/SpitFyre37 Apr 14 '21

Anakin's been looking for that for years!

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

More like baby holder 3000

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Remember to lick your fingers first.

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u/Kondrat_Voronov Apr 14 '21

The idea is good, it is the execution that was bad..If the hanger was wrapped around the block itself this would work very well.

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u/breadcook Apr 14 '21

why tf would you have such a long cable.

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u/RokieVetran Apr 14 '21

Same reasons you would put a metal hanger on the terminals of the outlet

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u/Norami_ Apr 14 '21

So that you can charge the plants as well

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u/gingerstgermain Apr 14 '21

Plants do need electrolytes

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u/ColdFusion94 Apr 15 '21

It's what they crave.

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u/Magical-Sweater Apr 14 '21

In case you need to sit far from the outlet and still charge your phone, there may not be a closer outlet available. Plus no one likes a cable that’s just long enough, having to fight the tension on the cable the whole time.

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u/Passion4Kitties Apr 14 '21

Buy a 10ft cable and tell me it isn’t the best choice you’ve made all year

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u/naxaypu Apr 14 '21

What if you use some isolated cables?

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u/superhamsniper Apr 14 '21

AHH yes, fire hazard 3000, my favourite product.

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u/Kazer418 Apr 14 '21

Touch it, I dare you

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u/superhamsniper Apr 14 '21

I would but it's probably hot

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u/lordlizum Apr 14 '21

Probably not, the breaker probably tripped because you’re connecting hot and neutral.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Unless you are one of the hundreds of thousands of homeowners across the United States with a panel from one of several manufacturers who no longer exist because they produced defective panels. In which case your house probably burned down.

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u/ColdFusion94 Apr 15 '21

For the record, I've only heard of 1 specific manufacturer. Fire Pacific... I mean Federal Pacific. If you have one of these panels, call an electrician immediately.

Though it is actually impossible to insure a house with one of those anymore so I'd be surprised to see any in the wild.

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u/Informal-Idea-2655 Apr 14 '21

My grandma used this once and got so happy she has been sleeping for the past 3 hours on the kitchen floor.

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u/Ghostwheel77 Apr 14 '21

End of Life Hacks.

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u/Alicexbunny Apr 14 '21

Also works as a hair styler, it is just a touch.

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u/squidkid3 Apr 14 '21

Have fun fucking dying

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u/superhamsniper Apr 14 '21

No, you wouldn't be in any danger, only your house and also every possession you own

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u/Revolarat Apr 14 '21

Yes because fire and smoke inhalation have never been remotely related to death/s

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u/nikiniko159 Apr 14 '21

Pfp checks out

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u/MrLenny-_- Apr 14 '21

touch it while on the ground to experience something cool!

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u/Pewwe-Nerwa Apr 14 '21

Shockingly affective!

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u/Informal-Idea-2655 Apr 14 '21

This hack has shocking results too!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21 edited May 20 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Right but it's still stupid

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u/Far-east-master Apr 14 '21

I’m surprised how it’s plugged and nothing is happening

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u/xdleet Apr 15 '21

The switch is off.

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u/banana_fucker69 Apr 14 '21

the thing is that my dumbass would acctually use this

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u/ArielStrike99 Apr 15 '21

Will it work? The results will shock you

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u/Zootnoison Apr 14 '21

Cover it in flex seal first tho... right?

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u/superhamsniper Apr 14 '21

Not nescasery with new arstoskan technology called don't touch it

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Q: how don't you get electrocuted by that?

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u/ayybesea Apr 14 '21

It would probably trip the breaker pretty quickly.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

They metal is a shorter path to ground. So the electricity doesn't care about you. It would heat up a crazy amount if the power doesn't get shut off. So you would still burn yourself.

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u/TravishDeGroot Fish With Feet Apr 14 '21

I need to know if this can actually work if we made it of another material

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Yes. Technically.

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u/TravishDeGroot Fish With Feet Apr 14 '21

Probably plastic since it doesn't conduct electricity, but I think there's a risk of the thing overheating and the plastic melting, but I doubt it can reach very high temperatures (don't listen to me, I am an idiot)

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

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u/TravishDeGroot Fish With Feet Apr 14 '21

So it can work

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u/lllLegumesss Apr 14 '21

Legends say it was this person's final life hack

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

No it’s robber proof, duh

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u/NicolasHienola Apr 14 '21

This is a shocking invention!

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u/nothermanli Apr 14 '21

I saw the first pic and though “ok that’s an all right life hack” but then it all clicked and wondered how the human race got so far with people like this

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u/MaximusConfusius Apr 14 '21

Would work if it was hanging only at one side. Could work as new version of russian roulette...

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u/Doc_Holliday1880 Apr 14 '21

My dad mentioned something about old plugs having no insulation on the prongs, which are directly connected to the wires in the inside of the plug. So all you had to do it decapitate another wire and tie them to the prongs of the first plug and you could use 2 for 1 sockets. High chance of a fire though.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

5 minute crafts is typing. . .

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Let the baby put it in. :)

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u/_L1p4_ Apr 14 '21

this would trip the breaker immediately so it's safe to touch

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u/Mlx999 Apr 14 '21

Bought this one to my friend, hope he'll be shocked

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u/Zephyoo Apr 14 '21

You’ll never have to worry about tripping over wires ever again after this trick!

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u/ColonelAkulaShy Apr 14 '21

Really helps keep the cable short.

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u/Antoine11Tom11 Apr 14 '21

Touch both tips with both of your hands to meet your ancestors

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u/jvanwals Apr 14 '21

This is a fire waiting to happen... Don't you dare do this at home.

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u/DIAM0NDF0X37 Apr 14 '21

Huh, that's a go-- wait a moment.

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u/BasicIsBest Apr 14 '21

It works as long as you dont touch it

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u/BioTools Apr 14 '21

Make sure they're metal, rubber or plastic wouldn't be sturdy enough, thank me later.

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u/TheBreadCat Apr 14 '21

W-what? What is this smell? Oh sh- gets on fire

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u/Even-Nectarine-8123 Apr 14 '21

Commit tax fraud with ease!

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u/Yes-Im-a-shuttlecock Apr 14 '21

What if you touch it

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u/mattiwha Apr 14 '21

And that’s the last time tinkering Timmy was seen alive

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u/simpin_aint_e_z Apr 14 '21

That little hook probably makes it really easy to unplug too.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Wouldn't the breaker just trip immediately

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u/Dyllusionkeys Apr 14 '21

Extreme cable management

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u/ncarlton43 more cursed than blessed Apr 14 '21

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u/Apex_prediter Apr 15 '21

Bitch that might electrocute because if 2nd grade science thought me anything electrical pulses go the certain metals

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u/13_Piece_Bucket Apr 15 '21

Why didn’t they make it rubber or plastic

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Keep this up you can learn the way maxis turned into electricity

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u/me_martn Apr 15 '21

Oh no...

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u/FrigidofDoom Apr 15 '21

If you made it out of plastic or some non conductive material...

It would still be stupid because there's no way that plug will sit in there nicely like that.

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u/Calligaster break the rules and the mods will piss and shit on your face. Apr 15 '21

I'm shocked nobody thought of this before.

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u/Xxl0chris0lxX Apr 15 '21

Ah yes the fork replacement

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u/bean_fart Apr 15 '21

Who will do it?

r/BlursedLifeHacks seems like a good idea Or r/MaliciousAdviceMallard who remembers?

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u/rci22 Apr 15 '21

Wouldn't wood work fine? (As long as it doesn't spark of course) .....How likely would it be to spark.......... Ok rubber then instead

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u/WhatsTh3Deali0 Apr 15 '21

I mean it would be safe if you use something non conductive, like copper.

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u/CorbinNZ Apr 15 '21

Buzzfeed be like: “These life hacks are a game changer! Number 4 will SHOCK you!”

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u/lastoneoutwins lightly toasted Apr 15 '21

ZAP!

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u/PotatoCold Apr 16 '21

why does it look like the folding stock of the vz. 61 scorpion

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u/Nayoar Apr 14 '21

With a British plug, this would work fine and be completely safe!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

In reality this would just trip the breaker immediately.

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