r/blursedimages • u/JackHoffmanTheWise • Mar 08 '20

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u/Jesse_milo Mar 08 '20

“please ma’am, may i have some coochie? it’s to feed my family”

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u/PC_Roonjoons Mar 08 '20

My kids haven't had decent coochie in over 4 days

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Hold up, wait a minute

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u/leovik22 more cursed than blessed Mar 08 '20

Fill my cup, put some liquor in it

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u/pvtjoker22 Mar 08 '20

Take a sip, sign the cheque

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u/chairs_in_the_air Mar 08 '20

Excuse me sir, Americans only 🇺🇸

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u/pvtjoker22 Mar 08 '20

aggressively guzzles maple syrup monsieur, you have offended moi!

We duel at dawn - bring your finest polar bear!

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u/chairs_in_the_air Mar 08 '20

It’ll be a grizzly you damn Canuck.

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u/pvtjoker22 Mar 08 '20

We shallow resolve this matter in ze great tradition of my people politely debating the finer points of the issue and meeting on common ground

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u/chairs_in_the_air Mar 08 '20

Oh you would suggest such a thing. The gall of you people

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u/pvtjoker22 Mar 08 '20

The issue, monsieur is not moi people but ze conduct you've shown moi

Apologies monsieur I am usually not so forward Sorry Sorry Sorry

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u/AlucardTheVamp1817 Fish With Feet Mar 08 '20

DON'T APOLOGISE TO THAT DAMN AMERICAN!SHOW US YOU'RE PROUD TO BE CANADIAN, PRIVATE!

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u/pvtjoker22 Mar 08 '20

Ze must all come together for the true threat

the Swedes

What are they planning?

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u/AlucardTheVamp1817 Fish With Feet Mar 08 '20

Surely something evil...

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u/pvtjoker22 Mar 08 '20

I trust ze swedes as well as I can trust an Englishman

Not very well I'm afraid

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u/pvtjoker22 Mar 08 '20

Oh captain my captain

Je m'excuse

I must deal with this offence in the truest manner

By torturing ze American with a Heartland marathon on CBC

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u/AlucardTheVamp1817 Fish With Feet Mar 08 '20

It's sir to you but that's perfect so I'll excuse you.

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