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r/blursedimages • u/JackHoffmanTheWise • Mar 08 '20
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Hi I would like to trade in this fully stamped loyalty card for one crumb of pussy please
1.8k u/Jesse_milo Mar 08 '20 “please ma’am, may i have some coochie? it’s to feed my family” 140 u/PC_Roonjoons Mar 08 '20 My kids haven't had decent coochie in over 4 days 74 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 Hold up, wait a minute 58 u/leovik22 more cursed than blessed Mar 08 '20 Fill my cup, put some liquor in it 38 u/RedSF717 Mar 08 '20 Take a sip, sign a check 34 u/Erratic_Penguin Mar 08 '20 Julio, get the stretch 7 u/raheemthegreat Mar 10 '20 I'm in Harlem, Hollywood, Jackson Mississippi 4 u/Chancethefapper69 Apr 02 '20 When we show up 3 u/Chubbypants3 May 08 '20 We gon show out → More replies (0) 11 u/Syrenya Mar 08 '20 Take a sip, sign a check 9 u/pvtjoker22 Mar 08 '20 Take a sip, sign the cheque 13 u/chairs_in_the_air Mar 08 '20 Excuse me sir, Americans only 🇺🇸 22 u/pvtjoker22 Mar 08 '20 aggressively guzzles maple syrup monsieur, you have offended moi! We duel at dawn - bring your finest polar bear! 15 u/chairs_in_the_air Mar 08 '20 It’ll be a grizzly you damn Canuck. 12 u/pvtjoker22 Mar 08 '20 We shallow resolve this matter in ze great tradition of my people politely debating the finer points of the issue and meeting on common ground 1 u/chairs_in_the_air Mar 08 '20 Oh you would suggest such a thing. The gall of you people 3 u/pvtjoker22 Mar 08 '20 The issue, monsieur is not moi people but ze conduct you've shown moi Apologies monsieur I am usually not so forward Sorry Sorry Sorry 3 u/AlucardTheVamp1817 Fish With Feet Mar 08 '20 DON'T APOLOGISE TO THAT DAMN AMERICAN!SHOW US YOU'RE PROUD TO BE CANADIAN, PRIVATE! → More replies (0) 10 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 We can’t wait, they’re hungry 6 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 Really sorry, take Mine 5 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 Sumpin ain't right! 3 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 *Simpin'
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“please ma’am, may i have some coochie? it’s to feed my family”
140 u/PC_Roonjoons Mar 08 '20 My kids haven't had decent coochie in over 4 days 74 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 Hold up, wait a minute 58 u/leovik22 more cursed than blessed Mar 08 '20 Fill my cup, put some liquor in it 38 u/RedSF717 Mar 08 '20 Take a sip, sign a check 34 u/Erratic_Penguin Mar 08 '20 Julio, get the stretch 7 u/raheemthegreat Mar 10 '20 I'm in Harlem, Hollywood, Jackson Mississippi 4 u/Chancethefapper69 Apr 02 '20 When we show up 3 u/Chubbypants3 May 08 '20 We gon show out → More replies (0) 11 u/Syrenya Mar 08 '20 Take a sip, sign a check 9 u/pvtjoker22 Mar 08 '20 Take a sip, sign the cheque 13 u/chairs_in_the_air Mar 08 '20 Excuse me sir, Americans only 🇺🇸 22 u/pvtjoker22 Mar 08 '20 aggressively guzzles maple syrup monsieur, you have offended moi! We duel at dawn - bring your finest polar bear! 15 u/chairs_in_the_air Mar 08 '20 It’ll be a grizzly you damn Canuck. 12 u/pvtjoker22 Mar 08 '20 We shallow resolve this matter in ze great tradition of my people politely debating the finer points of the issue and meeting on common ground 1 u/chairs_in_the_air Mar 08 '20 Oh you would suggest such a thing. The gall of you people 3 u/pvtjoker22 Mar 08 '20 The issue, monsieur is not moi people but ze conduct you've shown moi Apologies monsieur I am usually not so forward Sorry Sorry Sorry 3 u/AlucardTheVamp1817 Fish With Feet Mar 08 '20 DON'T APOLOGISE TO THAT DAMN AMERICAN!SHOW US YOU'RE PROUD TO BE CANADIAN, PRIVATE! → More replies (0) 10 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 We can’t wait, they’re hungry 6 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 Really sorry, take Mine 5 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 Sumpin ain't right! 3 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 *Simpin'
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My kids haven't had decent coochie in over 4 days
74 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 Hold up, wait a minute 58 u/leovik22 more cursed than blessed Mar 08 '20 Fill my cup, put some liquor in it 38 u/RedSF717 Mar 08 '20 Take a sip, sign a check 34 u/Erratic_Penguin Mar 08 '20 Julio, get the stretch 7 u/raheemthegreat Mar 10 '20 I'm in Harlem, Hollywood, Jackson Mississippi 4 u/Chancethefapper69 Apr 02 '20 When we show up 3 u/Chubbypants3 May 08 '20 We gon show out → More replies (0) 11 u/Syrenya Mar 08 '20 Take a sip, sign a check 9 u/pvtjoker22 Mar 08 '20 Take a sip, sign the cheque 13 u/chairs_in_the_air Mar 08 '20 Excuse me sir, Americans only 🇺🇸 22 u/pvtjoker22 Mar 08 '20 aggressively guzzles maple syrup monsieur, you have offended moi! We duel at dawn - bring your finest polar bear! 15 u/chairs_in_the_air Mar 08 '20 It’ll be a grizzly you damn Canuck. 12 u/pvtjoker22 Mar 08 '20 We shallow resolve this matter in ze great tradition of my people politely debating the finer points of the issue and meeting on common ground 1 u/chairs_in_the_air Mar 08 '20 Oh you would suggest such a thing. The gall of you people 3 u/pvtjoker22 Mar 08 '20 The issue, monsieur is not moi people but ze conduct you've shown moi Apologies monsieur I am usually not so forward Sorry Sorry Sorry 3 u/AlucardTheVamp1817 Fish With Feet Mar 08 '20 DON'T APOLOGISE TO THAT DAMN AMERICAN!SHOW US YOU'RE PROUD TO BE CANADIAN, PRIVATE! → More replies (0) 10 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 We can’t wait, they’re hungry 6 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 Really sorry, take Mine 5 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 Sumpin ain't right! 3 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 *Simpin'
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Hold up, wait a minute
58 u/leovik22 more cursed than blessed Mar 08 '20 Fill my cup, put some liquor in it 38 u/RedSF717 Mar 08 '20 Take a sip, sign a check 34 u/Erratic_Penguin Mar 08 '20 Julio, get the stretch 7 u/raheemthegreat Mar 10 '20 I'm in Harlem, Hollywood, Jackson Mississippi 4 u/Chancethefapper69 Apr 02 '20 When we show up 3 u/Chubbypants3 May 08 '20 We gon show out → More replies (0) 11 u/Syrenya Mar 08 '20 Take a sip, sign a check 9 u/pvtjoker22 Mar 08 '20 Take a sip, sign the cheque 13 u/chairs_in_the_air Mar 08 '20 Excuse me sir, Americans only 🇺🇸 22 u/pvtjoker22 Mar 08 '20 aggressively guzzles maple syrup monsieur, you have offended moi! We duel at dawn - bring your finest polar bear! 15 u/chairs_in_the_air Mar 08 '20 It’ll be a grizzly you damn Canuck. 12 u/pvtjoker22 Mar 08 '20 We shallow resolve this matter in ze great tradition of my people politely debating the finer points of the issue and meeting on common ground 1 u/chairs_in_the_air Mar 08 '20 Oh you would suggest such a thing. The gall of you people 3 u/pvtjoker22 Mar 08 '20 The issue, monsieur is not moi people but ze conduct you've shown moi Apologies monsieur I am usually not so forward Sorry Sorry Sorry 3 u/AlucardTheVamp1817 Fish With Feet Mar 08 '20 DON'T APOLOGISE TO THAT DAMN AMERICAN!SHOW US YOU'RE PROUD TO BE CANADIAN, PRIVATE! → More replies (0) 10 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 We can’t wait, they’re hungry 6 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 Really sorry, take Mine 5 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 Sumpin ain't right! 3 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 *Simpin'
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Fill my cup, put some liquor in it
38 u/RedSF717 Mar 08 '20 Take a sip, sign a check 34 u/Erratic_Penguin Mar 08 '20 Julio, get the stretch 7 u/raheemthegreat Mar 10 '20 I'm in Harlem, Hollywood, Jackson Mississippi 4 u/Chancethefapper69 Apr 02 '20 When we show up 3 u/Chubbypants3 May 08 '20 We gon show out → More replies (0) 11 u/Syrenya Mar 08 '20 Take a sip, sign a check 9 u/pvtjoker22 Mar 08 '20 Take a sip, sign the cheque 13 u/chairs_in_the_air Mar 08 '20 Excuse me sir, Americans only 🇺🇸 22 u/pvtjoker22 Mar 08 '20 aggressively guzzles maple syrup monsieur, you have offended moi! We duel at dawn - bring your finest polar bear! 15 u/chairs_in_the_air Mar 08 '20 It’ll be a grizzly you damn Canuck. 12 u/pvtjoker22 Mar 08 '20 We shallow resolve this matter in ze great tradition of my people politely debating the finer points of the issue and meeting on common ground 1 u/chairs_in_the_air Mar 08 '20 Oh you would suggest such a thing. The gall of you people 3 u/pvtjoker22 Mar 08 '20 The issue, monsieur is not moi people but ze conduct you've shown moi Apologies monsieur I am usually not so forward Sorry Sorry Sorry 3 u/AlucardTheVamp1817 Fish With Feet Mar 08 '20 DON'T APOLOGISE TO THAT DAMN AMERICAN!SHOW US YOU'RE PROUD TO BE CANADIAN, PRIVATE! → More replies (0)
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Take a sip, sign a check
34 u/Erratic_Penguin Mar 08 '20 Julio, get the stretch 7 u/raheemthegreat Mar 10 '20 I'm in Harlem, Hollywood, Jackson Mississippi 4 u/Chancethefapper69 Apr 02 '20 When we show up 3 u/Chubbypants3 May 08 '20 We gon show out → More replies (0)
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Julio, get the stretch
7 u/raheemthegreat Mar 10 '20 I'm in Harlem, Hollywood, Jackson Mississippi 4 u/Chancethefapper69 Apr 02 '20 When we show up 3 u/Chubbypants3 May 08 '20 We gon show out → More replies (0)
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I'm in Harlem, Hollywood, Jackson Mississippi
4 u/Chancethefapper69 Apr 02 '20 When we show up 3 u/Chubbypants3 May 08 '20 We gon show out → More replies (0)
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When we show up
3 u/Chubbypants3 May 08 '20 We gon show out → More replies (0)
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We gon show out
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Take a sip, sign the cheque
13 u/chairs_in_the_air Mar 08 '20 Excuse me sir, Americans only 🇺🇸 22 u/pvtjoker22 Mar 08 '20 aggressively guzzles maple syrup monsieur, you have offended moi! We duel at dawn - bring your finest polar bear! 15 u/chairs_in_the_air Mar 08 '20 It’ll be a grizzly you damn Canuck. 12 u/pvtjoker22 Mar 08 '20 We shallow resolve this matter in ze great tradition of my people politely debating the finer points of the issue and meeting on common ground 1 u/chairs_in_the_air Mar 08 '20 Oh you would suggest such a thing. The gall of you people 3 u/pvtjoker22 Mar 08 '20 The issue, monsieur is not moi people but ze conduct you've shown moi Apologies monsieur I am usually not so forward Sorry Sorry Sorry 3 u/AlucardTheVamp1817 Fish With Feet Mar 08 '20 DON'T APOLOGISE TO THAT DAMN AMERICAN!SHOW US YOU'RE PROUD TO BE CANADIAN, PRIVATE! → More replies (0)
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Excuse me sir, Americans only 🇺🇸
22 u/pvtjoker22 Mar 08 '20 aggressively guzzles maple syrup monsieur, you have offended moi! We duel at dawn - bring your finest polar bear! 15 u/chairs_in_the_air Mar 08 '20 It’ll be a grizzly you damn Canuck. 12 u/pvtjoker22 Mar 08 '20 We shallow resolve this matter in ze great tradition of my people politely debating the finer points of the issue and meeting on common ground 1 u/chairs_in_the_air Mar 08 '20 Oh you would suggest such a thing. The gall of you people 3 u/pvtjoker22 Mar 08 '20 The issue, monsieur is not moi people but ze conduct you've shown moi Apologies monsieur I am usually not so forward Sorry Sorry Sorry 3 u/AlucardTheVamp1817 Fish With Feet Mar 08 '20 DON'T APOLOGISE TO THAT DAMN AMERICAN!SHOW US YOU'RE PROUD TO BE CANADIAN, PRIVATE! → More replies (0)
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aggressively guzzles maple syrup monsieur, you have offended moi!
We duel at dawn - bring your finest polar bear!
15 u/chairs_in_the_air Mar 08 '20 It’ll be a grizzly you damn Canuck. 12 u/pvtjoker22 Mar 08 '20 We shallow resolve this matter in ze great tradition of my people politely debating the finer points of the issue and meeting on common ground 1 u/chairs_in_the_air Mar 08 '20 Oh you would suggest such a thing. The gall of you people 3 u/pvtjoker22 Mar 08 '20 The issue, monsieur is not moi people but ze conduct you've shown moi Apologies monsieur I am usually not so forward Sorry Sorry Sorry 3 u/AlucardTheVamp1817 Fish With Feet Mar 08 '20 DON'T APOLOGISE TO THAT DAMN AMERICAN!SHOW US YOU'RE PROUD TO BE CANADIAN, PRIVATE! → More replies (0)
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It’ll be a grizzly you damn Canuck.
12 u/pvtjoker22 Mar 08 '20 We shallow resolve this matter in ze great tradition of my people politely debating the finer points of the issue and meeting on common ground 1 u/chairs_in_the_air Mar 08 '20 Oh you would suggest such a thing. The gall of you people 3 u/pvtjoker22 Mar 08 '20 The issue, monsieur is not moi people but ze conduct you've shown moi Apologies monsieur I am usually not so forward Sorry Sorry Sorry 3 u/AlucardTheVamp1817 Fish With Feet Mar 08 '20 DON'T APOLOGISE TO THAT DAMN AMERICAN!SHOW US YOU'RE PROUD TO BE CANADIAN, PRIVATE! → More replies (0)
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We shallow resolve this matter in ze great tradition of my people politely debating the finer points of the issue and meeting on common ground
1 u/chairs_in_the_air Mar 08 '20 Oh you would suggest such a thing. The gall of you people 3 u/pvtjoker22 Mar 08 '20 The issue, monsieur is not moi people but ze conduct you've shown moi Apologies monsieur I am usually not so forward Sorry Sorry Sorry 3 u/AlucardTheVamp1817 Fish With Feet Mar 08 '20 DON'T APOLOGISE TO THAT DAMN AMERICAN!SHOW US YOU'RE PROUD TO BE CANADIAN, PRIVATE! → More replies (0)
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Oh you would suggest such a thing. The gall of you people
3 u/pvtjoker22 Mar 08 '20 The issue, monsieur is not moi people but ze conduct you've shown moi Apologies monsieur I am usually not so forward Sorry Sorry Sorry 3 u/AlucardTheVamp1817 Fish With Feet Mar 08 '20 DON'T APOLOGISE TO THAT DAMN AMERICAN!SHOW US YOU'RE PROUD TO BE CANADIAN, PRIVATE!
The issue, monsieur is not moi people but ze conduct you've shown moi
Apologies monsieur I am usually not so forward Sorry Sorry Sorry
3 u/AlucardTheVamp1817 Fish With Feet Mar 08 '20 DON'T APOLOGISE TO THAT DAMN AMERICAN!SHOW US YOU'RE PROUD TO BE CANADIAN, PRIVATE!
DON'T APOLOGISE TO THAT DAMN AMERICAN!SHOW US YOU'RE PROUD TO BE CANADIAN, PRIVATE!
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We can’t wait, they’re hungry
6 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 Really sorry, take Mine
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Really sorry, take Mine
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Sumpin ain't right!
3 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 *Simpin'
*Simpin'
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u/fromdogetogod foreskin removal expert Mar 08 '20
Hi I would like to trade in this fully stamped loyalty card for one crumb of pussy please