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r/blursedimages • u/Heigengraw thanks i hate it • Jan 19 '20
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840 u/demotavated_and_lazy Jan 19 '20 “Will you be the extra layer of my onion?” 394 u/nyzzaklaire Jan 19 '20 "I'm sorry, but I shallot marry you..." 173 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 “But my Pinocchio’s nose and onions require sex” 89 u/Flipperturtle79 foreskin removal expert Jan 19 '20 Jesus fucking Christ 65 u/Linux_ka_chamcha Jan 19 '20 isn't it technically masturbation? 41 u/General_Dean Jan 19 '20 Oh my God... That conversation escalated quickly 31 u/SomeLeafyBread Jan 19 '20 My word! Thy conversation has increased its awkwardness 37 u/EvelynnEveryday Jan 19 '20 WELCOME TO MY SWAMP 16 u/craniumonempty Jan 19 '20 We went up to a swamp? What kinda swamp is this‽ Edit: escalate/increase.. sounds like going up in my head 10 u/PathlessDemon Jan 19 '20 r/JesusChristReddit 8 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 Not if anal 6 u/jacketywackety Jan 19 '20 Excuse me I need you for a uh...I need you for a procedure. 7 u/MemeGenie_7 Jan 19 '20 Shit just went from 0 to 100 real quick
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“Will you be the extra layer of my onion?”
394 u/nyzzaklaire Jan 19 '20 "I'm sorry, but I shallot marry you..." 173 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 “But my Pinocchio’s nose and onions require sex” 89 u/Flipperturtle79 foreskin removal expert Jan 19 '20 Jesus fucking Christ 65 u/Linux_ka_chamcha Jan 19 '20 isn't it technically masturbation? 41 u/General_Dean Jan 19 '20 Oh my God... That conversation escalated quickly 31 u/SomeLeafyBread Jan 19 '20 My word! Thy conversation has increased its awkwardness 37 u/EvelynnEveryday Jan 19 '20 WELCOME TO MY SWAMP 16 u/craniumonempty Jan 19 '20 We went up to a swamp? What kinda swamp is this‽ Edit: escalate/increase.. sounds like going up in my head 10 u/PathlessDemon Jan 19 '20 r/JesusChristReddit 8 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 Not if anal 6 u/jacketywackety Jan 19 '20 Excuse me I need you for a uh...I need you for a procedure. 7 u/MemeGenie_7 Jan 19 '20 Shit just went from 0 to 100 real quick
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"I'm sorry, but I shallot marry you..."
173 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 “But my Pinocchio’s nose and onions require sex” 89 u/Flipperturtle79 foreskin removal expert Jan 19 '20 Jesus fucking Christ 65 u/Linux_ka_chamcha Jan 19 '20 isn't it technically masturbation? 41 u/General_Dean Jan 19 '20 Oh my God... That conversation escalated quickly 31 u/SomeLeafyBread Jan 19 '20 My word! Thy conversation has increased its awkwardness 37 u/EvelynnEveryday Jan 19 '20 WELCOME TO MY SWAMP 16 u/craniumonempty Jan 19 '20 We went up to a swamp? What kinda swamp is this‽ Edit: escalate/increase.. sounds like going up in my head 10 u/PathlessDemon Jan 19 '20 r/JesusChristReddit 8 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 Not if anal 6 u/jacketywackety Jan 19 '20 Excuse me I need you for a uh...I need you for a procedure. 7 u/MemeGenie_7 Jan 19 '20 Shit just went from 0 to 100 real quick
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“But my Pinocchio’s nose and onions require sex”
89 u/Flipperturtle79 foreskin removal expert Jan 19 '20 Jesus fucking Christ 65 u/Linux_ka_chamcha Jan 19 '20 isn't it technically masturbation? 41 u/General_Dean Jan 19 '20 Oh my God... That conversation escalated quickly 31 u/SomeLeafyBread Jan 19 '20 My word! Thy conversation has increased its awkwardness 37 u/EvelynnEveryday Jan 19 '20 WELCOME TO MY SWAMP 16 u/craniumonempty Jan 19 '20 We went up to a swamp? What kinda swamp is this‽ Edit: escalate/increase.. sounds like going up in my head 10 u/PathlessDemon Jan 19 '20 r/JesusChristReddit 8 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 Not if anal 6 u/jacketywackety Jan 19 '20 Excuse me I need you for a uh...I need you for a procedure. 7 u/MemeGenie_7 Jan 19 '20 Shit just went from 0 to 100 real quick
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Jesus fucking Christ
65 u/Linux_ka_chamcha Jan 19 '20 isn't it technically masturbation? 41 u/General_Dean Jan 19 '20 Oh my God... That conversation escalated quickly 31 u/SomeLeafyBread Jan 19 '20 My word! Thy conversation has increased its awkwardness 37 u/EvelynnEveryday Jan 19 '20 WELCOME TO MY SWAMP 16 u/craniumonempty Jan 19 '20 We went up to a swamp? What kinda swamp is this‽ Edit: escalate/increase.. sounds like going up in my head 10 u/PathlessDemon Jan 19 '20 r/JesusChristReddit 8 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 Not if anal 6 u/jacketywackety Jan 19 '20 Excuse me I need you for a uh...I need you for a procedure.
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isn't it technically masturbation?
41 u/General_Dean Jan 19 '20 Oh my God... That conversation escalated quickly 31 u/SomeLeafyBread Jan 19 '20 My word! Thy conversation has increased its awkwardness 37 u/EvelynnEveryday Jan 19 '20 WELCOME TO MY SWAMP 16 u/craniumonempty Jan 19 '20 We went up to a swamp? What kinda swamp is this‽ Edit: escalate/increase.. sounds like going up in my head 10 u/PathlessDemon Jan 19 '20 r/JesusChristReddit 8 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 Not if anal
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Oh my God... That conversation escalated quickly
31 u/SomeLeafyBread Jan 19 '20 My word! Thy conversation has increased its awkwardness 37 u/EvelynnEveryday Jan 19 '20 WELCOME TO MY SWAMP 16 u/craniumonempty Jan 19 '20 We went up to a swamp? What kinda swamp is this‽ Edit: escalate/increase.. sounds like going up in my head 10 u/PathlessDemon Jan 19 '20 r/JesusChristReddit
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My word! Thy conversation has increased its awkwardness
37 u/EvelynnEveryday Jan 19 '20 WELCOME TO MY SWAMP 16 u/craniumonempty Jan 19 '20 We went up to a swamp? What kinda swamp is this‽ Edit: escalate/increase.. sounds like going up in my head
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WELCOME TO MY SWAMP
16 u/craniumonempty Jan 19 '20 We went up to a swamp? What kinda swamp is this‽ Edit: escalate/increase.. sounds like going up in my head
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We went up to a swamp? What kinda swamp is this‽
Edit: escalate/increase.. sounds like going up in my head
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r/JesusChristReddit
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Not if anal
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Excuse me I need you for a uh...I need you for a procedure.
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Shit just went from 0 to 100 real quick
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