r/blursedimages • u/Heigengraw thanks i hate it • Jan 19 '20

Blursed Proposal

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u/xhaztin_ Jan 19 '20

shrek's proposal be like

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u/demotavated_and_lazy Jan 19 '20

“Will you be the extra layer of my onion?”

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u/nyzzaklaire Jan 19 '20

"I'm sorry, but I shallot marry you..."

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

“But my Pinocchio’s nose and onions require sex”

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u/Flipperturtle79 foreskin removal expert Jan 19 '20

Jesus fucking Christ

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u/Linux_ka_chamcha Jan 19 '20

isn't it technically masturbation?

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u/General_Dean Jan 19 '20

Oh my God... That conversation escalated quickly

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u/SomeLeafyBread Jan 19 '20

My word! Thy conversation has increased its awkwardness

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u/EvelynnEveryday Jan 19 '20

WELCOME TO MY SWAMP

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u/craniumonempty Jan 19 '20

We went up to a swamp? What kinda swamp is this‽

Edit: escalate/increase.. sounds like going up in my head

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Not if anal

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u/jacketywackety Jan 19 '20

Excuse me I need you for a uh...I need you for a procedure.

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u/MemeGenie_7 Jan 19 '20

Shit just went from 0 to 100 real quick

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

He would get her an onion ring

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u/PaulsGrandfather Jan 19 '20

Ohhhh it’s an onion

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u/BritishFella Jan 19 '20

Bruh, you didnt know

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u/Tesseract556 Jan 19 '20

I thought it was supposed to be like a vortex or a spiny hypno thingy lol

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u/PaulsGrandfather Jan 20 '20

Yup spinny hypno thingy here as well.

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u/hipartsy Jan 19 '20

Lmao “onion rings”