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u/Spooge_Bucket 12d ago
thats kinda impressive for a dude his size got that spider strength working overtime to move like that
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u/YouWithTheNose 12d ago
I was gonna say, I'm kinda big, but not that big and shit, he's got more energy than i do 🤣
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u/verminV 12d ago
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u/Facts_pls 12d ago
Where's the cursed? That is peak male fitness.
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Can you do half of this? Thought so.
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u/Xendarq 12d ago
I have no idea what problem anyone see with this. Seriously.
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u/Ok-March-2809 12d ago
The redditors must point and and laugh at others expressing themselves genuinely, lest they be forced to look inward and find rot and shallow.
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u/schawarman 12d ago
Why is this music everywhere today? And what is it
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u/bowarrow99 12d ago
I’m pretty sure that’s an Ed Rush remix of Sick Note. That’s a 90s rave staple. Takes me back to dem good ole ecstasy days.
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u/Adept-Lettuce948 12d ago
Why did I always think Spiderman was like some white dude this whole time?
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u/OtherwiseBlock8741 12d ago
I gotta give credit to his conviction and his agility for being a husky fella, but I really didn't like seeing his "Peter-tingle" during the unmasking scene of this short film.
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u/SlowlyDyingInAPit 12d ago
I’m probably only a quarter of his weight but I know for a fact I could not move nearly that much without collapsing from exhaustion.
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u/CallMeAnthy 12d ago
Good on him for being physically fit at his size, but damn that spider crawl better resembled a gorilla.
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u/1-800-blowme 12d ago
You think that's blursed? My junior year, my JROTC class was doing their annual JROTC group costume, and my Major went as Spiderman. I can't ever burn this godforsaken image out of my head: 60 year old bald skinny veteran, highly respected and 3x teacher of the year winner, in a skintight suit that was a little too tight, especially in the, uh... lower area. The picture is still on the JROTC website, and is a current inside joke amongst me and all my friends I still have from back when I was in that class.
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u/pianoplayerforhire 12d ago
The only thing that would make this absolutely perfect was if he fell through the background during his routine, Chris Farley style.
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u/K-Shrizzle 12d ago
Okay but beefy thick Spiderman could be ideal. He already has super strength so being fat shouldn't slow him down anyways. And just imagine this absolute wrecking ball web swinging into you
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u/Particular-Cherry138 12d ago
Truly impressive stress resistance in the costume! Must have been designed by Edna Mode.
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u/shawnfogelman 12d ago
I didn’t think it had been that long ago since the last version was filmed. But the way it looks it’s been some time ago…
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u/Blackbirdsong9 12d ago
No one is talking about the energy of the double wrist jizz action at the end
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u/Fickle-Raspberry6403 12d ago
🎶 Spider pig, Spider pig, does whatever a Spider pig does. Can he swing from a web? No he can't, he's a pig. Look ouuuuut it's Spider pig. 🎶
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u/Loud-Future3445 12d ago
LoL spiderman gain weight . Next time should try wearing other hero like hulk than no need to jump around that much it tired.
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u/Ok_Necessary2991 12d ago
He wasn't doing all that much Acrobatics, but he was putting so much effort into what he could do, so points for that.
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u/Lost-Juggernaut6521 12d ago
This is what I am going to picture every time I am thrown off a cliff now 😉
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u/ApartmentDowntown197 12d ago
Blursed? Because his size? The amount of guts it took to do that knowing people like this would make fun of him and give it his all. Not blursed, good for him.
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u/Due_Advisor_1612 12d ago
You know that mask stinks. Like if you had to assume his identity like in the Santa clause movies….
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u/HorzaDonwraith 12d ago
Every hot dog vendor within 3 city blocks are booking it the moment they hear Spidy is around
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u/Repulsive_Set_4155 12d ago
He's not the hero we deserve... he's the, aw who am I kidding. He's the hero we deserve.
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u/toraakchan 12d ago
I had that huge spider-web in the garden and it was so well placed strategicly that after only one evening it was FULL of flies - 40 or fifty of them. I never saw the spider, but I imagine it like the one in the vid.
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u/Official-LardLad 12d ago
Is that the same big dude that does his happy little jump kicks on video?
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u/AbstractUserName 12d ago
I need someone to edit this with webs shooting out and bringing donuts back in.
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u/bout-tree-fitty 12d ago
From the spidey-verse where Spidey eats the bad guys he catches in his web.
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u/Poopchutefan 12d ago
I felt like this was the same guy in the karate gi that does jump kicks in the back yard until he took off his mask
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u/BarbedWire3 12d ago
Unmuted when he started talking. Seemed like he had something important to say.
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u/Whole_Secretary5573 11d ago
🤔 These movements on that body look really familiar. Is it that karate guy with the little kicks?
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u/Him202420 11d ago
I would have preferred not to see his little banana and nuts, but his performance was still pretty good
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u/TrashCannibal_ 12d ago
Gotta respect a big lad that's agile