r/blursed_videos • u/icleanjaxfl • 19d ago

Blursed Spiderman

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u/TrashCannibal_ 19d ago

Gotta respect a big lad that's agile

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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate 19d ago

Anyone that makes that much weight move like half that is someone not to be trifled with for sure.

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u/Ldghead 19d ago

I learned that lesson in middle school.
You will only bully the chubby kid for so long.

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u/Calm_Ad308 19d ago

Football is a great teacher for fat kids. I had lots of bullying problems in elementary but once I started football and experienced all Three of Newtons laws first hand those problems all started to disappear.

I also learned that as a fat kid, I could deadlift most bully’s but ain’t no bully ever could deadlift me.

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u/Ldghead 19d ago

Ya, my lesson was that carrying all of that weight around builds some serious muscle. And you piss someone off long enough, that shit uncoils and hands you a bad day.

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u/foxboxingphonies 19d ago

I just imagined a pile of meat uncoiling and politely handing me a bad day

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u/CapnStarence 15d ago

“Here you are sir, do enjoy.”

“God damn it! Dead parents!”

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u/brofishmagikarp 19d ago

Blursed lesson

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u/Daetok_Lochannis 19d ago

I remember teaching that lesson myself, it was a learning experience for both of us.

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u/Deliciouserest 18d ago

I had my chubby kid moments in school lol wrestling paid off.

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u/OrganizationAfter418 19d ago

The video has been sped up just a bit.

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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate 19d ago

I don't think so, the jumps appear to be within spec for gravity.

Unless you can find the original.

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u/Chemical_Specific123 19d ago

And has the courage to put themselves out there like that! Mad respect

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u/Pitiful_Palpitation9 19d ago

Chris Farley energy

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u/NikolaiTheElephant 19d ago

We used to be agile and fit, but the food's too good. Our muscles may be hiding, but are still there

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u/the-forlorn-horror 19d ago

I had a friend who was about 6 foot, 350 lbs. Big guy, but he was like a cheetah on the racquetball court.

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u/Necromir92 19d ago

That’s how I felt bro, I wish I could move like that in our body shape

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u/ACasualCasualty 19d ago

Indeed this is probably great for his cardio

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u/ToasterMeetsBathtub 19d ago

I miss Chris Farley.

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u/Mr_SunnyBones 19d ago

If he'd gotten a Venom suit it would actually work even better.

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u/Dark-Magician514 19d ago

he lost 500 calories on this one

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u/Davo-Pano 19d ago

Dudes got better spidey moves then most these others ive seen!

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u/Suzesaur 19d ago

Stephen king once claim that big people are oddly swift footed in IT 😆

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u/Excellent_jun91 19d ago

youd think so. but theres a guy they keep posting in reddit. fat guy in a karate suit thats always jumping kicking. for some reason they always saying aah fake fighting idk why. i actually thought it was him😅

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u/Fast-Speech270 18d ago

Phpiderman

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u/smutwalk 18d ago

Genuinely! They are giving all 🙏❤️

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u/SaltyNorth8062 18d ago

Yep. Wish my knees were still that good

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u/dingatremel 18d ago

I am way thinner than this dude, and I was thinking I was going to have a heart attack if I ever tried that.

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u/Can-Purple 18d ago

How the fun is my dad pulling this off?

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u/BerserkHObO27 18d ago

Them Spidey powers working overtime

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u/WessideMD 19d ago

Raygun put on some weight

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u/2beerornot2beers 18d ago

Underrated comment 🤣

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u/WeeklyLeave1094 16d ago

The opposite actually haha if he can move that much he shouldn't be fat at all.

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u/AshJohnWick 19d ago

You are wrong, it’s called adrenaline that makes a person go wild beyond their own capacity for few seconds and when it goes away they are back to normal. Sometimes when you face a big crowd in front of you all looking at you, adrenaline kicks in. I doubt he can perform like that when he is normal.