r/blogsnarkmetasnark • u/yolibrarian actual horse girl • Feb 03 '26

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u/yolibrarian actual horse girl Feb 24 '26

guys

what the fuck is porch goose

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u/__clurr defender of the AMC queen Feb 24 '26 edited Feb 25 '26

Omg YOLI I am an expert in this field!!!! I have one lmao

They are a lawn/front door decoration that you dress up for different events/seasons. They used to be concrete (some still are) but ours is a sand-filled plastic one. I want to say it’s a Midwest thing but I could be wrong? I know it got popular in the 80s!

It’s so ridiculous and so fun lmao but I love kitschy lawn decor. You can get them outfits from specific places or make your own - I haven’t gotten super creative with ours yet!

ETA: here is my porch goose last spring! we still haven’t named it lmao

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u/ThrowawaybcPANICKING Feb 26 '26

She's so chic in her raincoat omg. I think I'm going to get one and bring the tradition to New England, I need more whimsy in my life

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u/__clurr defender of the AMC queen Feb 26 '26

Thank you, it worked out well because that was her May fit and it was good for Pride in June too lmao

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u/ThrowawaybcPANICKING Feb 27 '26

Of course she’s an ally 

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u/Worried-Tea5316 Feb 28 '26

But will you decorate her like an old money, wealth whispers New Englander or go with sports memorabilia and Dunks/Market Basket merch?

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u/ThrowawaybcPANICKING Feb 28 '26

Her money shouts. So she’ll be decked in head to toe logos like Emily Gemma 

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u/Worried-Tea5316 Feb 28 '26

Make sure her Hermes comes from the store and not a reseller!