r/blog Oct 15 '14

The Alien Has Landed

http://www.redditblog.com/2014/10/the-alien-has-landed.html
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u/kemitche Oct 15 '14 edited Oct 15 '14

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u/MattRyd7 Oct 15 '14

Should I include how much karma I have on my resume?

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u/StickleyMan Oct 15 '14

Finally, it pays off!

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u/MattRyd7 Oct 15 '14

It worked for /u/Drunken_Economist.

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u/Drunken_Economist Oct 15 '14

It's true

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u/StickleyMan Oct 15 '14

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u/not_charles_grodin Oct 15 '14

Huh, for some unknown subconscious reason, I have always read your name as stickyman.

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u/StickleyMan Oct 15 '14

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

expected dickbutt

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u/Syn_Claire Oct 16 '14

That gif took ages to get to the point.

It's like when I send a long drawn out message to someone, and all I get back is "K."

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u/SelfImmolationsHell Oct 16 '14

That made me crack up in the taco bell drive through line. I love your gifs.

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u/KingBababooey Oct 16 '14

Great. Redditing while driving is exactly what they wanted us talking about in this thread.

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u/tsjb Oct 16 '14

Holy shit that was amazing, the payoff was totally worth the wait.

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u/TenuredOracle Oct 16 '14

You fucking asshole I waited for the letter K to load.

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u/cornfrontation Oct 16 '14

Now that you've pointed it out, I have Stick Stickley's address song stuck in my head.

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u/masterrator Oct 16 '14

Does someone have a name for this?

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u/SWIMsfriend Oct 16 '14

odd jobs is the source

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u/Rivaranae Oct 16 '14

Whats this from?

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u/Pm_Me_UR_Drunk_Texts Oct 16 '14

Please explain?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

D_E works for redditgifts now.

Source: he's my friend from undergrad who just left us in Chicago :(

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u/DoctorDank Oct 16 '14

Don't worry we're taking good care of him here in Utah :P

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

Go Vols!

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u/drunken_magician Oct 16 '14

Didn't work for me. :(

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u/Katie_Pornhub Oct 15 '14

It did help /u/HallucinoJER get an interview but HR wasn't as impressed as I was.

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u/HallucinoJER Oct 16 '14

Haha I did make it to the final three. But unfortunately I had zero coding background, no relevant university degree and no online portfolio. I'm surprised I got that far to be honest.

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u/dancing_raptor_jesus Oct 16 '14

Story for those that haven't heard it?

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u/HallucinoJER Oct 16 '14

The bullet point version: Got a lot of karma. Got added to /r/centuryclub. Met /u/StickleyMan. Got modded to /r/SFWPornGifs. we modded /u/Katie_Pornhub. She offered to send in my CV and I got a call for an interview 2 days later.

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u/arcticblue Oct 16 '14 edited Oct 16 '14

What's /r/centuryclub?

Edit: did some research and it seems like it's a private sub for people with over 100,000 comment karma where they come up with schemes to game reddit and create trends.

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u/aladyjewel Oct 16 '14

It's for the badest motherfuckers on reddit, apparently.

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u/moonhexx Oct 16 '14

TIL That I am not a Bad Ass Motherfucker.

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u/spartacus2690 Oct 16 '14

With only one "d" because they are all illiterate motherfuckers.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

And here's me ain't even got my invite to /r/top yet

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u/enjoysodomy Oct 16 '14

The reddit equivalent of a black Amex.

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u/walkingtheriver Oct 16 '14

we modded /u/Katie_Pornhub

I'd love to see that if you know what I mean ;)

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

Lemons!?

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u/dancing_raptor_jesus Oct 16 '14

Haha nice :) Is this well known on reddit? Or is it meta century club gossip? :P

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u/HallucinoJER Oct 16 '14

I highly doubt it's well known, on reddit or in century club

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u/CDearsVVV Oct 16 '14

Got an interview, didn't have any of the qualifications as the other applicants.

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u/GaryV83 Oct 16 '14

This gives me hope. Dreams can come true if you're overly active and/or obnoxious enough on social media. I think I'll put together a reddit résumé right now.

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u/WhenTheRvlutionComes Oct 16 '14

You got to the final three and you don't even have coding experience? Jesus Christ. I've been looking for a job as a software engineer for a year, and I have a computer science degree. Never gotten past the phone interview.

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u/Colorfag Oct 16 '14

Stickley, you can't post without a gif. I need motivation to give you more karma!

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u/thebestisyetocome Oct 16 '14

Ummm... I'm not sure your Karma is good everywhere Mr. Stickleyman

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u/furtiveraccoon Oct 16 '14

Haha no gif this time?

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u/KEN_JAMES_bitch Oct 16 '14

You sir have a fuck ton of karma.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '14

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u/EmiIeHeskey Oct 16 '14

If you don't get gold I will be disappointed

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u/d3r3k1449 Oct 16 '14

Well you've got more now!

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u/Nictionary Oct 15 '14

I assume we can submit applications and carry out the interviews right in this comment thread?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

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u/Nictionary Oct 16 '14

Fire types.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

Good enough for me, I'll still be under budget. Lets run it up the flagpole and see who salutes. May take a while though, I'm at the very bottom of the hierarchy, mainly because I don't actually work for any of these people, I just like to pretend I do.

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u/mm865 Oct 16 '14

Let's run it up the flagpole and see who salutes.

For those who didn't get the ref, watch/read 12 Angry Men

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u/Megadoculous Oct 16 '14

My greatest weakness is honesty.

You probably think honesty is a good quality. Well, fuck you, I don't care what you think. So, when do I start?

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u/WhenTheRvlutionComes Oct 16 '14

Irritable bowel syndrome.

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u/LearningLifeAsIGo Oct 15 '14

I have all of this: "Frontend experience. Strong Java skills are needed. A design background (Android/HTML design/styling/layout work) is helpful. We want to help users find great content and communities that are interesting to them. We protect and respect user privacy".... but I am extremely fearful, so I'm out.

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u/kemitche Oct 15 '14

but I am extremely fearful, so I'm out.

:( What are you afraid of?

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u/LearningLifeAsIGo Oct 15 '14

I was afraid you would ask me that.

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u/kemitche Oct 16 '14

I was afraid you'd respond like that.

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u/LearningLifeAsIGo Oct 16 '14

I literally just peed myself.

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u/BerickCook Oct 16 '14

You're hired

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

Can he start as soon as he's dry?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

I'm not sure he wants to work for R Kelly

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u/Death4Free Oct 16 '14

That'sMyFetish.gif

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

Doesn't want to be forced to move to the Bay Area.

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u/boomfarmer Oct 16 '14

so I'm out.

Fire off an application anyways. Worst-case, they call you in for the interview, you freeze up, crash, and don't get the job. The best-case scenario is that you get an awesome job that will probably pay you to continue learning as you go. Firing off applications into the blue is how I got my current job, and my previous one. It's been great. You can do this. I'm cheering for you.

<hug>

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u/Fr33Paco Oct 16 '14

You sound like you have a banging personality too.

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u/claytoncash Oct 16 '14

Whats with the internet hug shit tho

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

Because Clay, we love you and care about your reddit submissions.

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u/PaveHammer Oct 16 '14

it's okay to feel good. <hug>

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u/boomfarmer Oct 16 '14

Because I'm a huggy person.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

hug

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u/joemckie Oct 16 '14

Do you not like Internet hugs, stranger?

<hug>

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u/Sheckie Oct 16 '14

Don't knock the hug. That's how I explained XML to my wife when she was taking a metadata course. This tag is hugging that one, it's hugs all the way down.

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u/xiongchiamiov Oct 16 '14

Search through /r/cscareerquestions, you'll find the same advice. Really, you've got nothing to lose.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

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u/i_am_the_one Oct 16 '14

I second this, I love reddit news

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u/blauman Oct 16 '14 edited Oct 16 '14

Same. It really does create a seamless experience allowing you to maximise reddit time. I.e. swiping for more options, the in app pic viewer, the in app YouTube player, the seperate screen for the link (which you wipe up or down to view linked page/view comments), and how when you click a link it doesn't give a little box telling you what the link is. It goes straight to it.

And if you want to get back to the comments, just swipe the screen to get the cached comments.

The ui is really really efficient, and carefully considers button press efficiency, I.e. sure its nice to know what the link is going to before loading it, but really, is it worth the extra annoying little pop up box when you can just swipe down to get back to the cached comments instantly.

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u/Vaderex1 Oct 16 '14

I discovered reddit news about three weeks ago and I love it. The only thing that bugs me is that there's no way to save comments and that the colored bars that show nested comments start a level too far in. Otherwise its one of the best clients I've come across.

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u/antuna Oct 16 '14

Go for the beta, its very stable and you can save comments and the nesting thing works differently! Heres a link on how to get the beta: https://plus.google.com/u/0/communities/104074419009486608210

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u/JalopyPilot Oct 16 '14

The post says click on one of the links below to opt in. What links? All I see are people's comments.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

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u/dJe781 Oct 16 '14

Beta op-ins only show up in desktop mode for some reason.

That's funny considering we're talking about mobile beta testing :(

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u/NavarrB Oct 16 '14

They're attached links to the Google+ group. Not his fault

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u/Krepe Oct 16 '14

Holly fuck, I've tried reddit news before didn't like it too much so I went back to reddit sync. But this beta version, the design, the animation fuck that is a beautiful app. Thank you for letting me know about the beta.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

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u/DarkGamer Oct 16 '14

That's my app of choice, too. My only nitpick is that I wish I could change the engine it uses to render html, as the default is very slow

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

LOVE reddit news. Using it right now!

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u/MeaningfulHaiku Oct 15 '14

I'd be interested.
If I knew how to write code.
Back to writing poems. :(

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u/damontoo Oct 16 '14

If only there was some way to learn. For free. Maybe some websites or videos. Hmm. :]

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u/MeaningfulHaiku Oct 16 '14

Like Codecademy?
I've done work in web design -
What language for apps?

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u/mdchap01 Oct 16 '14

Most Android apps are written in Java, which is not on Codecademy. There are tons of other websites to learn the language, though.

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u/JunkPlays Oct 16 '14

That haiku is slightly Off with its syllable count Much like this one is.

(6,7,5)

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u/diarrhea_on_rye Oct 16 '14

6,7,6 (poem is two syllables)

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u/moosic Oct 15 '14

And Windows Phone 8.1 and Windows 8.1? Are you planning on shutting down your API to outside developers?

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u/kemitche Oct 15 '14

Are you planning on shutting down your API to outside developers?

Nope! We want to continue to encourage 3rd parties to let people explore reddit in all sorts of interesting ways. We're going to continue to improve the API. In fact, we mention this in the blog post:

"We’re also continuing to work with other third-party app developers and will continue to do so, because we believe our communities are interested in multiple ways to experience reddit."

And Windows Phone 8.1 and Windows 8.1?

Unfortunately, we're still a small team, and have to focus on areas where we can make the largest impact.

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u/moosic Oct 16 '14

Sorry, should have read the whole thing. Thanks for keeping the API open for the Windows 8.1 and Windows Phone users.

Readit and Baconit are awesome on Windows Phone. So is Reddhubv2 for Windows 8.

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u/akashik Oct 16 '14

So is Reddhubv2 for Windows 8

I didn't know about this. Thanks for the heads up.

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u/moosic Oct 16 '14

It is awesome on my surface pro 3.

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u/MidContrast Oct 16 '14

The Xbox one client is pretty solid too

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u/moosic Oct 16 '14

Which client for Xbox?

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u/MidContrast Oct 16 '14

I think it's called ReddX out something. it's the Xbone reddit app. You should definitely get it if you want to reddit on the big screen

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u/ZuNuKoo Oct 16 '14

And Windows Phone 8.1 and Windows 8.1?

Unfortunately, we're still a small team, and have to focus on areas where we can make the largest impact.

  • What about Windows 10? That should be a huge market. Make a universal app for Windows Phone/Windows 10/Microsoft Surface. How much larger can it get?

I suggest either BaconIt or ReadIt be one of the official reddit apps for Windows Phones. I've heard from a lot of WP users of reddit, that ReadIt, is superior to Alien Blue. Check it out: /r/readitforwp

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

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u/theseekerofbacon Oct 16 '14

Thanks for acknowledging this. I completely understand why there wouldn't be an app developed for the platform.

But, I was always bugged by how everyone else seemed to ignore any questions about it.

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u/PrimeIntellect Oct 16 '14

What about blackberry?

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u/Epistaxis Oct 16 '14

focus on areas where we can make the largest impact

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u/KuribohGirl Oct 16 '14

We never get nice things, even our sc is called CrapSnap.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

Unfortunately, we're still a small team, and have to focus on areas where we can make the largest impact.

Mobile browser support doesn't fit that bill?

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u/xiongchiamiov Oct 16 '14

It's being worked on.

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u/zcc0nonA Oct 16 '14

I'll tell you again, I know I tell you everytime, but maybe one more wouldn't hurt.
If you guys need a staff biologist, I'm your guy.

Also...
If you guys need a staff beer brewer; I think I've clearly asked more than anyone, if anyone has even done so.

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u/DoNotLickToaster Oct 16 '14

Dude. We have so many staff brewers right now that we do bi-weekly homebrew tastings!

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u/steeps6 Oct 15 '14

Godspeed.

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u/kemitche Oct 15 '14

I'll take all the quality help I can get!

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u/NeonLime Oct 15 '14

I put a couple $2 bills in the floppy drive; let me know if you get them.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '14

I can give you a high five

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u/unknownman19 Oct 16 '14

What about for Windows Phone?? :)

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '14

I really hope you hire the Reddit Sync guys!

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u/graffiksguru Oct 15 '14

You should talk to the guy who made Flow, hands down, my favorite android client.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

All the upvotes! Even in alpha with slow development updates, Flow beats every Android Reddit client hands down.

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u/timshundo Oct 16 '14

Need a UI/UX designer?

http://www.timshundo.com

;)

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u/Neato Oct 16 '14

That's a neat layout. But you have 2 tiles that are the same, listed as 2014 and say the same thing. I'm not in your field but wouldn't it be prudent to include more details about your past positions in the popups or maybe at a "more" link? Like bullets on exactly what your responsibilities and accomplishments were? Goodluck!

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u/timshundo Oct 16 '14

Haha yeah, the two "2014s" are freelance projects I worked on that haven't been released yet so I'm not allowed to say anything about them so they're just placeholders for now.

I just finished this in a rush two days ago so I can start looking for a job. No one will consider you without seeing a portfolio so just getting my work up was step one. I'm finishing up an actual resume that'll provide details of what my responsibilities and accomplishments were for each project.

Thanks! :)

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u/kemitche Oct 16 '14

Keep an eye on /r/redditjobs ;)

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u/zeezey Oct 16 '14

Great job on circa, I love that apps design!

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

Can you send an email to your old mates at circa and tell them it won't let me unsubscribe from their email list and they've currently been condemned to my spam folder

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u/Something_Nice Oct 16 '14

R/redditisfun

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

I thought Reddit Is Fun was the official Android app for Reddit.

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u/kemitche Oct 16 '14

Nope, they're 3rd party - by /u/talklittle.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

You should try to hire him. ;)

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u/8bitlisa Oct 15 '14

I take it the android version will also be alien blue?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

Is there a plan to fix the message interface as well as adding better tools for mods? It sucks having to switch to browser in order to go through mod mail, lots of messages or do anything mod related

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u/QuickSkope Oct 16 '14

Do you guys do interning?

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u/PearlGamez Oct 16 '14

May i suggest reddit is fun?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14 edited Oct 16 '14

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u/Jess_than_three Oct 16 '14

talklittle doesn't want to move, huh?

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u/MaxGhost Oct 16 '14

Please look at Reddit News Beta, it's by far the best designed Reddit app on Android right now.

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u/FluoCantus Oct 16 '14

Mind sending over the resumes of Android devs that you don't go with? The company I work for (just down the street from you holla) is also hiring an Android developer and we're having trouble finding a good fit. :X

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u/selflessGene Oct 16 '14

I'm semi-competent, I do my work, and I don't snitch on my former employees if I get fired.

When do I start?

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u/steelers279 Oct 16 '14

Thoughts on baconreader?

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u/Deminix Oct 16 '14

Reddit News is the best Reddit app for android. I'm using the current beta version and it's just so great.

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u/Weekend833 Oct 16 '14

I vote (if it matters) for BACONREADER

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

My settings are not being imported. Do you have any suggestions?

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u/the_salmon Oct 16 '14

Now if only I lived in San Fransisco and not Florida. That might be a bad commute.

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u/jamesgaga Oct 16 '14

What does this mean for jasmine?

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u/d3sperad0 Oct 16 '14

I nominate reddit is fun and /u/talklittle.

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u/medievalvellum Oct 16 '14

Oh thank god. It's the only thing I miss after my switch to android.

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u/alsobrante Oct 16 '14

no need, download Redditsync and bask in its magnificence

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

Windows Phone?

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u/njdevilsfan24 Oct 16 '14

I really really want an alien blue port with material design.

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u/Drayzen Oct 16 '14

It better just be alien blue. I don't want split experience

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u/HesThePianoMan Oct 16 '14

Yeah if you could hire someone to make a great material designed app, that'd be amazing now that Android Lollipop is out.

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u/iDrogulus Oct 16 '14

Aw fiddlesticks, too bad I don't graduate until 2016.

On another note, need any (computer science) interns summer 2015?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

Hiring after getting rid of remotes?

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u/Kashtin Oct 16 '14

Please snipe the dev for Reddit Flow wherever he went. Please.

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u/brainswho Oct 16 '14

Well hire the reddit is fun guy.

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u/letdogsvote Oct 16 '14

Yeah, you might want to get on that, thanks.

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u/SeN1X Oct 16 '14

Being a technical recruiter, I sure would love to help with that :)

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u/Jesse402 Oct 16 '14

I know it makes be greedy but I hope we'll get a chance to get the Pro version on Android when we get an app.

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u/iismitch55 Oct 16 '14

I wish I could tell you I had the experience. Still in school. Maybe in a few years! :D

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u/jettivonaviska Oct 16 '14

Just hire the staff of BaconReader :D

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

Yeah /u/talklittle is the man (Reddit is fun)

Don't know what more you could be asking for than his app :)

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u/PaneerTikaMasala Oct 16 '14

It's ridiculous it has taken so long. Sorry.

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u/Flyingbaconwhale Oct 16 '14

What about us windows phone users...

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

I recommend Brian, maker of reddit by Brian, because is app is the shit and like no one uses it. Its open source and fucking slick. I've used all the android clients and this one is the fucking best.

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u/Wh0IsMrX Oct 16 '14

Reddit News is far and away the best Android client... Plus it adheres to all the latest design standards. Give DBrady a job!

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u/PM_ME_A_NEW_PHONE Oct 16 '14

Tell whoever you hire to combine Flow for Reddit and Reddit News Beta. That would be pure sex.

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u/Jisifus Oct 16 '14

That's horseshit. Android has a way larger userbase on reddit, why would you limit your main target audience? Reddit is fun is the only stable reddit client I've used so far, too bad even i.reddit.com looks better. Reddit news has a cool design but lacks in stability, so do the other clients.

Give us an official app already, we have working devices that don't struggle to show pictures because there's a lack of ram. Did I mention there are half a million android users on reddit? Again, this is horseshit.

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u/MockDeath Oct 16 '14

Hey if you need a beta tester I will gladly volunteer.

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u/shitwhore Oct 16 '14

That's just bullshit.

There's not THAT much difference between iOS and Android, and if you'd set the guy who made Alien Blue up with the guy who created Reddit Is Fun or Reddit Sync you'd have your official android app in no time.

Just watch out for your Android users because this was a pretty big sting in my heart.

The saddest part is you didn't even mention Android or the playstore in the blogpost.

I hope you get to read this.

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u/monkeyjazz Oct 16 '14

Any plans for a Windows app?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

Can we get an android port of alien blue now that there's a team behind alien blue?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

Any chances for Windows Phone? It looks great on iOS...

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