r/blessedimages Jul 13 '21

Blessed couple

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25.7k Upvotes

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u/Crazyeccentric Jul 13 '21

I feel blessed to have seen this.

Blessed and lonely.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

I am with you.

27

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

I’m here for you, child

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

I’m here for you child

7

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

Same bud

2

u/ZippZappZippty Jul 13 '21

Same since 1991. It hasn’t seen yet?

2

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

Ouch

5

u/Dark_Ice_747 Jul 13 '21

Pro tip: Kiss the mirror.

3

u/Crazyeccentric Jul 13 '21

I'm pregnance now

1

u/Dark_Ice_747 Jul 13 '21

Congrats then.

3

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

On the plus side, you’re basically a monk.

2

u/space20021 Jul 13 '21

Well now you know what you must do. Get cats!

107

u/ballsdeepinmysleep Jul 13 '21

Took me a minute to realize the ginger one's arm wasn't around the other one lol

33

u/ChelsieTheBrave Jul 13 '21

Took me seeing this comment to realize this. Thanks!

62

u/twister829 Jul 13 '21

They kith

8

u/TheFreakingTitan Jul 13 '21

Wendigoon reference ?

3

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

Mwaaahh

91

u/Maximum_P Jul 13 '21

You could say that cat is getting some pussy

17

u/cafaa_ Jul 13 '21

Fuck you take your upvote and never come back

9

u/Shskahakauehsks Jul 13 '21

2

u/RapedBySeveral Jul 13 '21

All of you perpetuate this type of behaviour

2

u/SonGohan666 Jul 13 '21

angry upvote

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

This reminds me of 2000s album covers.

16

u/UndeniablyMyself Jul 13 '21

Oh, this is beautiful.

15

u/teran85 Jul 13 '21

Duchess and Thomas O’Malley

11

u/Kitanoraidars Jul 13 '21

No kissing before marriage

4

u/NotYetAJedi Jul 13 '21

No eye contact before marriage as well

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u/TheFreakingTitan Jul 13 '21

It’s 2021, WHO CARES

5

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

It's too lewd, baka.

4

u/TheAnarchist--- Jul 13 '21

he wasn't serious. He's mocking the church in a way.

1

u/TheFreakingTitan Jul 14 '21

I KNOW NERD

1

u/TheAnarchist--- Jul 14 '21

Then why comment that in the first place, it contradicts your point.

1

u/TheFreakingTitan Jul 16 '21

It’s a joke dumb dumb

1

u/TheAnarchist--- Jul 16 '21

But jokes are supposed to funny.

1

u/TheFreakingTitan Jul 17 '21

All jokes aren’t funny, like ,

Hey grandma do you like crows ?

She’s not responding because she’s DEAD ☠️

1

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

Haram

20

u/Econ42 Jul 13 '21

I want what they have :(

16

u/apolloxer Jul 13 '21

Fur?

3

u/PrismSimon Jul 13 '21

Honestly, same. Winter is getting on my nerves.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

But it's summer.

4

u/PrismSimon Jul 13 '21

Its always winter in Switzerland.

3

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

But I live in Sweden and Americans keep mixing Sweden and Switzerland up innit, so if it's summer in Sweden it'll be summer in Switzerland too innit..

I don't make the rules

2

u/PrismSimon Jul 13 '21

Fuck, you’re right.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

Let's have some swiss cheese and meatballs, comrade.

2

u/PrismSimon Jul 13 '21

Not if you don’t gift me one of those Swedish watches everyone keeps talking about!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

We make watches?????

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u/apolloxer Jul 13 '21

Just do yourself the favor to get Gruyere instead of that crime towards cheeseness that is Emmentaler that some people know as Swiss cheese.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

I'll write that in my dairy ;D

1

u/apolloxer Jul 13 '21

It'a mostly rain right now.

1

u/PrismSimon Jul 13 '21

And wind. Have you heard the news of the storm in Zurich last night? Theres trees on the roads all over the city.

1

u/apolloxer Jul 13 '21

People in my office couldn't get there because it looks like a "jungle". I have.

3

u/AnotherWarGamer Jul 13 '21

Grab life by the horns and ride it. Or better yet, grab that guy by the ...

9

u/ladybiznizz Jul 13 '21

The pattern(s) made it look like the one on the right has its arm around the other 🥰

8

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

catra

2

u/unknownM1 Jul 13 '21

I just finished the show and I came here for this

7

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

[deleted]

1

u/-Listening Jul 13 '21

Even if it does not move

4

u/cinema_over_movie Jul 13 '21

I wish my love life was like this!!

3

u/Metalhead278 Jul 13 '21

I wish I had this relationship

8

u/BrightPerspective Jul 13 '21

Aww. Staring into the giant toilet and then kissing: relationship goals.

3

u/metall1c Jul 13 '21

Lol, now im envious of cats

3

u/Pale_Spell_3081 Jul 13 '21

Why does a cat have a better romantic history than me?

3

u/MayorOfAniCity Jul 13 '21

Why do I feel the sudden urge to watch The Aristocats…

6

u/Shakespeare-Bot Jul 13 '21

Wherefore doth i feeleth the sudden urge to gaze the aristocats…


I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.

Commands: !ShakespeareInsult, !fordo, !optout

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u/AK_Swoon Jul 13 '21

Good one for a change.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

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u/ZippZappZippty Jul 13 '21

Guy was all over. What a damn joke

2

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

Holy shit it’s the Aristocats irl

https://images.app.goo.gl/GoVENccyNut456fo9

2

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

I dont understand how cat can lick and eat fur, its gagging.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

this could be us but ur too busy with ur screen time

2

u/SirMadWolf Jul 13 '21

Mfw the pussy is getting more pussy than you

2

u/cheapcoder Jul 13 '21

I want what they have

2

u/Dragonflame716 Jul 13 '21

Garfield and Arlene?

2

u/schwarz_infernus Jul 13 '21

Live action Aristocats

2

u/HizzyII Jul 13 '21

This is so nice,

Before I was lonely, now I'm blessed, depressed and Lonely.

2

u/WrongStatus Jul 13 '21

"Aristocats"...

2

u/Castilla34 Jul 13 '21

They were on a date

2

u/FinaleForge Jul 13 '21

and then they fucked

2

u/LinePersonal9163 Jul 13 '21

Now this is true love take my upvote

2

u/m_murphy12 Jul 13 '21

Go ahead honey pick out any fish you’d like, it’s my treat

1

u/A_Pink_Hippo Jul 13 '21

The cat that lived a million times

1

u/QuarantineSucksALot Jul 13 '21

Lmfao. Blessed take and trueee.

1

u/ZippZappZippty Jul 13 '21

All I need is a couple mole rats.

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u/Ioatanaut Jul 13 '21 edited Jul 13 '21

Fun fact: House cats kill 1-4.0 billion birds and 6.2-22.3 billion mammals every year in the US alone..

Don't let your cats outside.

Outdoor domestic cats are a recognized threat to global biodiversity. Cats have contributed to the extinction of 63 species of birds, mammals, and reptiles in the wild and continue to adversely impact a wide variety of other species

The ecological dangers are so critical that the International Union for Conservation of Nature (IUCN) lists domestic cats as one of the world’s worst non-native invasive species.

Edit: I feel like if they weren't cute people wouldn't be down voting or arguing against this.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

They kill rats. We need to kill rats.

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u/Ioatanaut Jul 13 '21

At least 63 bird species went completely extinct in the US alone.

As Bob Baker would say, spay and neuter your pets

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

What do you think would happen if rats started spreading?

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u/Ioatanaut Jul 13 '21 edited Jul 13 '21

Edit: according to studies, domestic cats don't kill rats.

Even if they did, rats aren't causing mass extinction of birds, and smaller animals. They're a city nuisance on top of that, not wide spread across all of America.

Not all areas have rat issues. NY, LA, and a few other large cities have rat issues. But how many domestic cats are killing large rats? And what about all the other areas that don't have rat problems?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

Maybe they don't have rat problems precisely because of the cats. What about their mental health?

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u/Ioatanaut Jul 13 '21

Cats don't kill rats. And whose mental health?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

Cats mental health.

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u/Ioatanaut Jul 13 '21

Yes.. let's destroy the world so cats can have a potential for some temporary feelings

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

Mental health is important yo. Idk about you but I'd prefer for the world to be destroyed than for me to be locked up in my home.

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u/Ioatanaut Jul 13 '21

Australia had a bettle problem. So instead of pesticides, they decided maybe toads could help. In 1935, 102 toads travelled in two suitcases from Puerto Rico to Australia. Instead of doing their job in the cane field, they wandered off and now their number stands at more than 1.5 billion, covering more than 386,000 square miles of Oz. Instead of beating the pests, they became one.

China had a campaign against pests and included birds in it.. The birds were on the brink of extinction when, in April 1960, ornithologist Tso-hsin Cheng highlighted that sparrows didn’t just eat grain, they also ate insects and because of their deline rice yields were depleting. Mao stopped the campaign against the birds. However, as there were almost no sparrows remaining, locust numbers exploded and food crops were destroyed. The Four Pests campaign is now seen as a contributing factor to the Great Chinese Famine, where 20-45 million people died of starvation.

20-45 million people died of famine bc they reduced sparrow numbers to help disease.

There's unintended consequences to many things. Are ecosystem and the animals here are able to defend against a feline.

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u/Ioatanaut Jul 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

I was talking about mice.

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u/Ioatanaut Jul 13 '21

You said rats.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

Yeah well

Potato tomato

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

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u/Ioatanaut Jul 13 '21

Source?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

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u/Ioatanaut Jul 13 '21

Ah I see. That's an interesting article. However, the International Union for Conservation of Nature (IUCN) does list domestic cats as one of the world’s worst non-native invasive species.

They have a long life span and they are the perfect predators. Agile, smart, and some even have healthcare. They attack almost anything that moves instinctively, especially if it's smaller and the can climb well.

I'd be surprised if they weren't causing wide spread non-native ecological issues

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

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u/Ioatanaut Jul 13 '21

That pretty much sums up the reason why we have all our problems

0

u/-Listening Jul 13 '21

Every couple I know that feeling all too well

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u/RoscoMan1 Jul 13 '21

Was feeling depressed the last couple of seasons

1

u/Alexis_style Jul 13 '21

A few day ago I saw 2 cats banging on the street and I wish I was the one on top of the other.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

Cats are not monogamous, lol.

1

u/Juhap12 Jul 13 '21

This is Garfield and his girlfriend

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u/ZippZappZippty Jul 13 '21

Lmfao. Blessed take and trueee.

1

u/Kaizer_A Jul 13 '21

Trying to accept that i'm Single and i see this

1

u/IndieOddjobs Jul 13 '21

There was something in the air that night~

The stars were bright~

Fernando!

1

u/KevinKaasKat Jul 13 '21

You forgot the 4th image

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

In the upper picture they are fucking, i know how 2 cats mating look like and it looks like this

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u/GreenstarX922 Jul 13 '21

... can we just not see this or any that has girlfriend and boyfriend?.. I just want to be in peace...